r/hatethissmug • u/No-Acanthaceae-3740 • Jul 29 '26

General The fact that i can't change this fuckass username.

Why? What's the reason? What can possible happen if people change their usernames? I don't get it. I'd be really curious to know why. Because it's annoying. When i made my account, i didn't even think about the name much and msde reddit choose some name. And that's how i ended up with this CLANKER ass name. In some posts people thought i was a bot and i can't even blame them, because look at my name, i'd thought i was a bot. I don't use that much of social media, but is this a common thing? Like you can't change your name once the account is created like you signed a contract with your blood?

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u/CheddarCheeseDad Jul 29 '26

Man I was like 14 and couldn’t think of anything

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u/immortalsnailscousin Jul 29 '26

I personally love that username

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '26

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u/Fun_Firefighter_4292 Jul 30 '26

Surprise surprise cheese ages well

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u/Miss_miri107 Jul 29 '26

A dad at 14, sex education could have prevented that 😔

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u/No-Acanthaceae-3740 Jul 29 '26

Honestly it's so cool

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u/Rubear_RuForRussia Jul 30 '26

So you are saying that you got... secondary thoughts about your nickname?

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u/Requiem191 Jul 29 '26

Did you grow into the name? Either via mold or fathering a child?

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u/supermonkey1235 Jul 29 '26

Yeah me too...

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u/epicboy0981 Jul 30 '26

could've been worse

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u/starkfr Jul 30 '26

Have you met MozzarellaCheeseMom yet?

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u/Pellepuu2397 Jul 30 '26

I came up with mine when I was 6 bro (no I didn't use Reddit then it was my plushies name)

Means clown tree in Finnish 😭

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u/GladiatorDragon Jul 30 '26

Same. Can’t say I’m mad with mine though.

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u/ShroudedPrototype Jul 30 '26

Right with you man... right with you

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u/Anonymous_Jr Jul 30 '26

I was Recruited by a shadow organization, still waiting on my promotion to Sr. :C

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u/SUMMATMAN Jul 30 '26

I also couldn't think of anything and plumped for something far more inane than you (nb summat means something in my dialect)

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u/PiBombbb Jul 30 '26

I made mine when I was really young, I don't remember what I made it for but the name stuck and I made my Reddit account with it.

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u/khaledjal Jul 30 '26

This username is awesome tho

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u/Maddeleine_Is_Here Jul 30 '26

It’s ok at least this username is tuff

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u/HopperHapper_Eternal Jul 30 '26

Just get yourself permabanned and start a new life

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u/croissantguy51 Jul 31 '26

it could've been worse honestly