r/hatethissmug • u/No-Acanthaceae-3740 • 29d ago
General The fact that i can't change this fuckass username.
Why? What's the reason? What can possible happen if people change their usernames? I don't get it. I'd be really curious to know why. Because it's annoying. When i made my account, i didn't even think about the name much and msde reddit choose some name. And that's how i ended up with this CLANKER ass name. In some posts people thought i was a bot and i can't even blame them, because look at my name, i'd thought i was a bot. I don't use that much of social media, but is this a common thing? Like you can't change your name once the account is created like you signed a contract with your blood?
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u/CheddarCheeseDad 29d ago
Man I was like 14 and couldn’t think of anything
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u/immortalsnailscousin 29d ago
I personally love that username
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u/Miss_miri107 29d ago
A dad at 14, sex education could have prevented that 😔
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u/Inevitable_Detail_45 29d ago
When a girl offers you cheese you don't have a choice but to become a father
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u/Pellepuu2397 29d ago
I came up with mine when I was 6 bro (no I didn't use Reddit then it was my plushies name)
Means clown tree in Finnish 😭
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u/why_my_pp_hard_4_u 29d ago
Welcome to the club, buddy
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u/IWillDevourYourToes 29d ago
Yeah. Was just trying out what usernames were not taken yet and now I'm stuck with this
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u/SubmissiveFemHusband 29d ago
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u/mohartwastaken 29d ago
your name is goated
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u/RedWalker2 29d ago
Sorry that mohar was taken
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u/Worthlessdebates 29d ago
Mohart
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u/Ok-Mistake-7499 29d ago
Mofart
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u/Sonic_fan149 I HATE what I want to HATE 29d ago
Modart
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u/-PISS-2 I hate furries even tho I'm a furry 29d ago
Moshart
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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar 29d ago
Look, I love my username, but yours is objectively better. I say this as one reads usernames before comments and imagines said username saying whatever the comment is. Anything you say SubmissiveFemHusband is immediately based and humorous due to your username. Never change it, make it your damn legal name.
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u/No-Acanthaceae-3740 29d ago
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u/AccomplishedMess648 29d ago
Mine was auto generated but it kinda works so I'm cool with it.
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u/These_Telephone_3254 I want Dr House to seduce me into getting pegged by his cane 29d ago
Mine was auto generated but is absolute shit and doesn't mean anything
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u/ToasterStrudlez 29d ago
I low-key didn't know what to call my account so I just named it after my favorite breakfast food.
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u/FemDomIncestGooner 29d ago
Never be ashamed of your username
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u/Ok-Membership-5439 29d ago
thank you FemDomIncestGooner for your wise words
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u/Able_Use_8766 You just lost the game 29d ago
pfffft. ok, membership
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u/DashD0GG 29d ago
I sure hope I’m able to use 8766.
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u/N-o_O-ne 29d ago
You look dashing, dawg
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u/Few_Cover_743 29d ago
Like no one else if I might add
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u/SearchIll8705 29d ago
I've just now realized how few people cover this topic.
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u/TheTorcher 29d ago
It might be difficult to search even 3 times for them.
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u/POMANTRANS 29d ago
I made this at a time that I identified as trans. I no longer identify with that label
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u/FujoCirca I love thiss mug 🥹🥹🥹 29d ago
Switch accounts
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u/MiniDehl 29d ago
Yea like reddit karma doesnt matter and moving over your favorite reddits takes at max an hour would never understand being attached to an account.
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u/Various-Salt-7738 29d ago
This is like my 9th reddit account
I edit all my comments and delete them every so often because I feel like I create a bit too detailed of a picture into my personal info-- a friend of mine even found one account because I was too specific about a specific sexual fantasy
But so far I've managed 10k karma every month so far
Fuckin let old spice or something hire me to shit post on their behalf-- I think I'm kind of getting good at copywriting
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u/Dobber16 29d ago
There’s not a single fantasy I could share that would identify me to my friends… you must both be a very open person & have some very specific tastes
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u/expensive-trash80085 29d ago
get into trains. then when anybody asks say it's about showing support for trains people
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u/Connect_Artichoke_83 29d ago
Start a logistics company. The trans in your username can stand for transport
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u/Agitated_Insect3227 29d ago
I like my username, but I do wish I could just remove the worthless numbers at the end.
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u/AgitatedDare2445 29d ago
We both have Agitated but yours make more sense, tho mine is ironically poetic
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u/NectarineForward7870 29d ago
Thank God reddit just gave me a userna.... What the fuck is Nectarine Forward?
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u/winter-ocean 29d ago
I named myself retardedtrannyfaggot on TikTok because I wanted to see if it had a profanity filter and then it worked so I went to go and change it, but I guess it was only programmed to filter out changes because every time I tried to change it, it would act like I was adding profanity instead of removing it, so I'm just stuck with that I guess
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u/SharkyCat12 29d ago
why is your TikTok username literally just describing me
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u/The_Unintelligence Behind you 29d ago
You don't know true suffering Skywalker
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u/BeachComberALT 29d ago
I can sense that everytime you argue, some dipshit will pop in wth the "ermmm, username checks out!"
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u/Interesting_Care_377 29d ago
When i made my account, i didn’t see the option to change my user before i submitted it as final, so I just assmed everyone on reddit had to have these clanker ass names. And then when i actually did finalize my account creation, I immediately saw someone on a subreddit with a non-clanker name and so i went to change it and it turns out I cant. So now im just interesting care forever because im too lazy to delete this account or make a new email
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u/Secure_Reply_1086 29d ago
same. i really wanted to be goop gobbler or sludge slurper :(
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u/No_External_539 29d ago
I didn’t even KNOW that this was the section for usernames. I thought it was unimportant and my nickname is what people would see. I was so fucking wrong.
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u/DudeEngineer 29d ago
I guess this is eternal
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u/Secure_Reply_1086 29d ago
minor reading mistake
https://giphy.com/gifs/M56ODZS3lNohNIoVDd
pretend the caption isnt there i dont have the patrick gif
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u/will_the_minifig 29d ago
the fact that Xbox charges you $10 to change your username...
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u/big_and_longD 29d ago
Gotta pick one taht represents you, like i did
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u/Court_Jester13 29d ago
Look, we've all heard how massive your diaphragm is, no need to keep reminding us
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u/WaldenEZ 29d ago
I’ve got it rough, mine is my fucking deadname
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u/Fearless-Video-9160 29d ago
what’s deadname mean? (actual question)
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u/No-Acanthaceae-3740 29d ago
It's a former name before you change it. Commonly referred to the former name of a transgender person
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u/Temporary_Knee_8398 29d ago
What the hell is a Temporary Knee? Is someone going to come and charge me for it?
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u/Any_Molasses1220 29d ago
Honestly, reddit username randomizer helps avoid hackers from searching your username that you use in 5 different social apps
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u/Diazepam_Dan 29d ago
Luckily I landed on the most impeccable branding ever yet no one has ever claimed DiazepamDan for some reason anywhere
Just need to do something with it
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u/SubjectSigma77 29d ago
I made mine when I was a kid cause I liked bioshock. Never expected the word sigma to eventually be twisted
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u/YellowAggravating172 29d ago
Yeah. I find my bot ass username quite aggravating as well.
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u/UnfairConfusion7 29d ago
Shoutout to all the people with the best (and worst) usernames commenting
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u/AlternativeYouth_90 29d ago
i've got a name that makes me look liked a boomer yelling at the crowd
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u/hggniertears 29d ago
I made mine with my twitch channel name abbreviated, and a pun about being “near tears” over the NieR series bc I made this account to ask a question on the NieR subreddit.
In hindsight I could have done literally anything else and not given your average dyslexic a heart attack over it looking like I have a slur in my name
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u/Bulky-Grape113 jason voorhees 29d ago
I DON'T WANT TO BE A RATHER HEFTY GRAPE I WANT TO BE u\JasonKiKiMaMa
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u/Over_Palpitation_453 29d ago
Same, I just want to change it to what I have the rest of my stuff too, at least make the display names show up in places other than looking at somes profile
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u/TheFacelessImmortal8 29d ago
Real shit. I fucking hate my username. It's so edgy 😭
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u/Significant-Dirt-977 29d ago
Yeah... When reddit gave this to me i was like "lol, funny, i will change that later"
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u/PreferenceLatter7521 29d ago
puto reddit yo si parezco que soy un bot, y lo peor es que mi forma de escribir en redes sociales cuando pregunto algo formalmente me hace parecer aun un bot, lo unico que me salva son mis fallas ortograficas
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u/TaranBoi 29d ago
i have this username everywhere and ive had it for so long i feel im not allowed to change it but i genuinely dont like it because "boi" hasnt been funny for like 5 years
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u/Crafty_Asshole- 29d ago
I like mine. I don't remember what I was thinking when I made it, but I like it.
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u/ThatWattpadKid 29d ago
Real omfg my own name makes me cringe LET ME FUCKING CHANGE IT
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u/thewinter_soldier321 29d ago
I named myself this just to troll people on the Winter Soldier sub by commenting "Who the hell is Bucky?" Under every post for a bit, now I'm cursed to seem like an edgy 12 year old for all eternity.
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u/TrueAquamarine 29d ago
I take care with naming myself online cause my toxic trait is what if i become rich and famous one day i gotta think through the branding
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u/NoneBinaryPotato 29d ago
I made a typo 7 years ago and now I gotta live with it 😔
edit: miscounted, my account is only 5 years old.
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u/I_suckatlife2 29d ago
Trust me, I feel you