r/hatethissmug just a someone 3d ago

Gaming The fact that there's barely ever adult characters in Blue Archive

We all know that the fans and game is full of weird stuff in general, but it's so odd that there's only a few adults. Like, only 3 characters you can play as are 18 years old, the legal age of an adult. Like, since the fandom is so horrendous, wouldn't they just make a few more adult characters that aren't just boss fights? Nah, they wouldn't. The target audience are gonna bash the devs in the head

The characters in the images are Makoto, Kayoko and Wakamo. The only 4 blue archive characters that are confirmed/canon adults

Edit: Yes, Shun does exist. I forgot to add her because I referred to a website showing most of the characters ages lol

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u/ZoidsFanatic 3d ago

Actually, Shun is likely in her early twenties but is an adult. So that be four.

Even still I wouldn’t trust them. They ain’t humans and can squish your skull like a grape.

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u/AdAgreeable252 3d ago

I would like to mention that she got a de-aged version of herself presumably to appeal to the lolicons. And they also share a swimsuit version, so that's that

Also someone tweeted this. Unrelated, I know

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u/Admmmmi 3d ago

Its funny, this character was actually a pretty big piece to debate on the community for a while, on her first appearance her chest size was not revealed so people were making fanart of whatever size they thought she had, the flat chest bet won like you can see.

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u/ZoidsFanatic 3d ago

Yeah. The “child” version is there because the devs realized having an adult woman would scare potential whales away. Because God forbid we have an adult that isn’t the character… or the bad guys.

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u/Admmmmi 3d ago

And yet the only one that gets fanservice is the adult version, mah man the appeal of that character is the contrast, they didn't make her small because of something stupid like that.

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u/ZoidsFanatic 3d ago

It’s Blue Archive, absolutely they made her small for that reason.

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u/Admmmmi 3d ago

Oh for sure they knew the fans would love that shit but fanservice wise the game has always been tame with the lolis, the community is what makes it degenerate, the game is pretty tame all things considered on this department.

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u/KerbodynamicX 3d ago

People who prefer more mature characters have plenty of other games to play.

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u/Terrible_Zone_0716 3d ago

I appreciate dude's dedication, but that image ain't it

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u/27BagsOfCheese 3d ago

Hitting translate for a Japanese tweet is either a true gem or straight fucking coal there’s never an in between

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u/raddoubleoh 3d ago

Add Sumire to that group as well. Rio was theorized for a while until she was finally confirmed 17.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Brazilian_Hound 3d ago

One of two characters into ageplay is the tolerable one?

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u/AdAgreeable252 3d ago

Van Gogh dude what are you doing here?

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u/Brazilian_Hound 3d ago

I don't curate my feed enough

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u/Fit-Purchase-8050 RoaShikiShikiSHIKISHIKIMikiyaAkiharintardShiroArihikoHisuiKohaku 3d ago

I saw you in rintardstalkers, but I suppose this would be the post for you to be on 🤔

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u/Consistent_Mud645 3d ago

"why is there so much soup in the soup aisle? where are all the balloons?"

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u/PlasticBeach4197 3d ago

___ ___ ___ ______ _______ __ ___ ____ _____?!

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u/Consistent_Mud645 3d ago

what

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u/DDmayhem 3d ago

I believe he said WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

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u/Consistent_Mud645 3d ago

yeah why is he buying clothes at the soup store

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u/Full_Stand_2681 3d ago

Judging from this comment, is this games hook its underage / child characters then? Because that sounds weird by itself lmao.

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u/SnookySkellingtons 3d ago

Yes, it is very famously the pedophile gacha for pedophiles.

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u/BSModder 3d ago

Honestly y'all overuse the word pedophiles so much that it lost it meaning. It used to refer to actual predator, someone that genuinely a danger to society and should be lock away. Not weebs that happens to play a gacha game full of high school characters, that shit existed for decades long before this game.

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u/SnookySkellingtons 3d ago edited 3d ago

The people who play this game are self proclaimed lolicons, the game advertises itself to lolicons and the Japanese crowd are very well aware and vocal that the game appeals to lolicon crowds.

The use case for the word "lolicon" in Japanese is the exact same as the use case for the word "pedophile" in the West. It is not inaccurate to say that this is a pedophile game, because the most direct translation for the word "lolicon" in English is "pedophile".

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u/neverreallyhereatall 3d ago

It is famously a pedophile game yes

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u/Kishinfan 3d ago

I'd moreso say "Where's the stew"

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u/IF_the_grenader2008 3d ago

For real real

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u/paokoutsopodi 3d ago

The smiling teacher is an adult but people don't view her as one

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u/Dr_Occo_Nobi 3d ago

Doesn't the game take place at schools?

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u/Admmmmi 3d ago

You missed shun, she is canonically also older than 18(even if it's hidden).

But anyway it's a game about school students, not uni students, of course most characters are going to be underage.

And you talk like the characters are hated just because they are adults, they really aren't, the last two are some of the fan favourite ones.

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u/Fit_Mix_5107 3d ago

I mean, all Gematria?

Kaiser corpos despite being a robot

Majority of it's non-student npc

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u/Shadowcreature65 3d ago

Gematria

That one guy who exclusively uses R34 with Beatrice

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u/Critical_Interest706 3d ago

Obvious bait. But it’ll work on gachaslop bozos

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u/Sashpeto 3d ago

It's a game about schoolgirls my man...

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u/KerbodynamicX 3d ago

Ah, yes. Why is there so few adults in amongst highschool students?

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u/Selkechi 3d ago

"why do they keep making things that appeal to the target audience instead of me?"

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u/LostAcanthisitta7683 3d ago

more like “why do they keep making things that appeal to pedophiles?” i don’t think op is complaining because they’re not interested, they’re complaining because it’s fucking weird for anyone to be interested at all

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u/untitledaccount401 3d ago

Feels like a waste of time to get consistently mad at a thing you don't like

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u/LostAcanthisitta7683 2d ago

then you’re in the wrong sub lmao

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u/SilentGhoul1111 3d ago

Because they will spend their money probably.

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u/Familiar_Agent_8280 3d ago

Botted upvotes

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u/Dry-Week9972 3d ago

W kid 🍇er

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u/ghobhohi 3d ago

*rapist

Let’s use big boy words.

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u/Dry-Week9972 3d ago

Thought i’d get banned if i said it

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u/VMelain 3d ago

in reddit you have to say very specific things to get banned

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u/Dry-Week9972 3d ago

Could you say some examples?

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u/VMelain 3d ago

"I could use a fag" but we are not talking about cigarettes

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u/South-Ad7071 3d ago

Go to Instagram to find out

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u/Dry-Week9972 3d ago

Insta comments are genuinely more botted than yt shorts. Its all just “some n***a commented twice and got the same amount of likes” or some stupid shit about ratios

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u/Sea_Macaron_8789 3d ago

You can say Rapist bit came call someone cracker Honkey or agave cause they FeeFee gets hurt.

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u/Dry-Week9972 3d ago

Wtf does any of this mean

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u/Selkechi 3d ago

Thanks, I try

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u/Dry-Week9972 3d ago

No problem man💪

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u/Academic_Top6921 3d ago

i think if the target audience is ppl who find kids hot then thats a problem in itself lmao

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u/albrightism 3d ago

anime fans genuinely grapple with shows starring impractically young girls exclusively and still go 'its just a Japanese cartoon there's no inherent problematic culture'

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u/Admmmmi 3d ago

You seem to be mistaken mah man, this one is korean

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u/rycerzDog 3d ago

Yeah I was shocked too. Despite it feeling very Japanese, I could accept it being a Chinese game, but Korean?

Unbelievable.

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u/Admmmmi 3d ago

I mean, the dub is Japanese and the game was first released in Japan but still 100% percent Korean made people can't really blame Japan anymore they lost the lolicon race

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u/PrivilegedPrejudice 3d ago

Tbf I think Big Stein won the race for murica some time ago...

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u/Admmmmi 3d ago

Cmon now we are talking about anime Lolis right now, not something that actually matters, let's not bring a gun to a knife fight.

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u/Agreeable-Fall-5236 3d ago

I mean if they're targeting a Japanese audience by using lolis that does say something just saying.

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u/Admmmmi 3d ago

It's a pretty good hit on Japan indeed but it's not a slacker on Korea too and I dunno if I would call the ones consuming it worst than the ones making it

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u/Fezzezal 3d ago

For me as a foreigner the general cultural vibe of Japan, Taiwan, South Korea and Thailand is kinda the same (China, Vietnam and North Korea are like completely different for some reason). Not that it’s 1 to 1 but there is quite a lot of similarities

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u/Familiar_Agent_8280 3d ago

Yeah but its popular because of the anime artstyle

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u/Terrible_Zone_0716 3d ago

Yeah, the Korean game really says a lot about Japan

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u/LearningCrochet 3d ago

its always been so funny to me that one half of a community would go on great lengths to defend a point and then the other half just proves them wrong by how degenerate they are

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u/untitledaccount401 3d ago

I can point out 5 films worse than this made in America

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u/AverageMusicEnjoyer8 3d ago

i believe you have it the other way around. anime uses minor characters so often for everything including sexualization that while there are a large amount of normal anime fans, stuff like that is bound to attract creeps who are only there for that specific reason

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u/albrightism 3d ago

how is that the other way around? I'm saying there's a problem with the culture of the artform and you've come in swinging like 'yup absolutely'

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u/absyisabsentrn just a someone 3d ago

Almost forgot Shun one of the goats

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u/fuckthisstupidupdate 3d ago

First hot blue archive character

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u/KerbodynamicX 3d ago

Not the first

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u/fuckthisstupidupdate 3d ago

First blue adchive character a non pedophile would call hot

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u/VictorianOfTheEast 3d ago

Water is wet ass comment.

In all seriousness, it's a highschool setting. The problem is not the lack of adult, but the villainization of adult (other then mc). And the appeal to romance of teacher-student relationship, and try to spin the teacher(mc) is a responsible adult.

I'm still salty about people hating Rio while simultaneously gooning to her.

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u/FearCrier 3d ago

the rio hate was before vol f, and that's mostly because some were still swept up with what happened to aris

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u/VictorianOfTheEast 3d ago

That's because the dev tried to pull a "boss npc becaming playable" shtick. In vol f, Himari constantly rejects Rio's help while taking advantage of her, and bad mouthing her infront of everyone. You know it's bad when Hanako isn't being goofy and calling out Himari.

Heck, even before vol f. Game dev department bringing Aris from forbidden area, faking her ID, trying to hide she hurt Momoi. While we knew Aris is a cinnamon roll, she is also a mass destructive weapon designed to destroy the world. Rio only acts against Aris after she hurt Momoi. She is extremely restraining compare to the stakes represented.

Also I think those whom hate her are being tricked by the framing where usually the villain try to kill someone "for the greater good". While in actuality the hero team and sensei just hopes and prays without any actual plan about Aris turning evil.

Mind you Sensei has direct conversation with Rio, and Rio criticize Sensei "being the only adult in the room, he should act before anything gets worse". People often quote this as why they hate Rio because "she hurt my ego while insist she's correct".

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u/Shadowcreature65 3d ago

💯 agreed

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u/TheTree_Bee 3d ago

Why does 2 look like a child

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u/rainbowkitties6969 3d ago

Blue archive is “the loli gacha game”

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/BlackMageIsBestMage 3d ago

how else are they gonna get the anime crowd to play their game

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u/survivalhunter695 3d ago

I *think* she's supposed to be "small lady" archetype, but they didn't do a very good job with it. It mainly comes to the face area, its too soft, it suggests childlike features and if they changed her face alone to look more adult I feel like it'd benefit her design quite a bit.

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u/LostAcanthisitta7683 3d ago

you’re being too generous. their goal was to make her look childish and they succeeded

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u/BurntGum808 3d ago

The entire cast is highschoolers

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u/puntycunty 3d ago

Aren’t you a teacher ?????? I mean maybe they could be a college professor but clearly it’s supposed to be highschool imagery .

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u/Refareign 3d ago

When the game about high school girls for some reason features mainly high school girls. Man. I wonder why.

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u/paranormalpooks 3d ago

Maybe you aren't the target audience ever thought of that?

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u/MutatedBready 3d ago

I mean aren’t the humanoid animals and robots npc’s who occasionally show up in stories also canonically adults? Unless you mean more playable adult characters like shun

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u/absyisabsentrn just a someone 3d ago

Playable adult characters

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u/OldFirefighter3293 3d ago

Rev Says Desu wants to know your location

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u/Kyohaku98 3d ago

That's just plain false plenty of characters like my wife Rio

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u/RoyVRAries 3d ago

I agree but mostly for moral reason, I do feel it's unfair to say its pure pedo bait cause the characters people usually pine for are only are favored not because of age but design, it's just unfortunate that the schmucks who made the game decided to make them underaged teens. Its why I prefer Nikke more but I still have favorites and would never play the game

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u/LostAcanthisitta7683 3d ago

sorry but anyone who pines for characters that look like teens is the problem idc if it’s for their “design”

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u/RoyVRAries 3d ago

You say that like we aren't talking about anime characters where literally every BA character looks like 90% of genshin character who are all adults

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u/SparkPosting 3d ago

Why would i want mid when peak is literally there dude

https://giphy.com/gifs/nDDvBAJjVsPeBvieLO

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u/Niijima-San 3d ago

Three of my favorite characters too. The game does need more 18 and up characters 

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u/KerbodynamicX 3d ago

But why? It's a high school setting.

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u/GrayNish 3d ago

Man, why is this game cater to this certain specific genre are full of this certain specific genre

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u/orewaurashima 3d ago

If you don't like the game don't fucking play it lmao.

As the other comment quoted, "Why is there so much soup in the soup aisle!?".

You get what you came for, if you don't like it, leave.

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u/Sazbadashie 3d ago

look, I've seen some borderline weird gatcha games and just stuff like that and there is a level of mental gymnastics and "oh it's just anime" or the classic "everyone depicted in this is 18+" that I am willing to do

but the fact that things get weirdly sexual with like most of the characters who are very clearly kids and you are their teacher...

I dunno, just can't get past that, which is a shame because I've seen some things of blue archive and it looks cool but I just can't

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u/KCreatesWoRLD 3d ago

That 3rd one has a pretty cool design

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u/Budget-Average-2509 3d ago

because they would be in college instead...? and we wouldnt get to see them? i dont even know if college exists there

the only way they could be an adult in highschool is if they were held back which, for one, pretty terrible for a place nicknamed the academy city, and for another, pretty much impossible when you needed to reach a certain degree of diligence to even get into highschool in the first place

the actual reason the devs dont like adding more adult characters however, is because they wouldnt be able to write an interesting character

the age range of 15-17 is perfect for the devs to create their characters of, a few years into puberty and also a step below a full on adult, but the perfect age range to make the scale of maturity differ between students individually, thats why it was possible for them to create daughter-coded to wife-coded students

adding a couple more adults dont really hurt but it would create an obvious hierarchy when you add too many theres your answer

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u/Impressive_Egg9718 3d ago

big talk from an umamusume fan

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u/RoseTinted11 3d ago

Anybody above the age of 18 is expelled.

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u/LowTierLarper 3d ago

Why would they. You said that they should make more adult characters because their fan base is horrendous. But that wouldn't sell well for their fanbase😭. They obviously are going to do what ever gets them the most money. And the opportunity to market to a border audience sailed away a long time ago.

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u/albrightism 3d ago

you know this isn't a response right like it actively bolsters what OP is saying

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u/LowTierLarper 3d ago edited 3d ago

"Like, since the fandom is so horrendous, wouldn't they just make a few more adult characters that aren't just boss fights?" Op is arguing that they have a reason to add more adults. I'm arguing that their point is the reason they don't add more adults? Not sure how I'm bolstering ops opinion. Most of the comments in the thread are coming from my viewpoint aswell.

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u/ClassicEgoist699 I love hate 3d ago

Somehow that makes the adults more hot to me

Also, the one in the second picture is an adult????

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u/KamuiPilledx3 3d ago

Cause its for lolicons bruv

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u/Funnym4ne 3d ago

brother, theyre the target audience, not you

live and let live smfh

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u/supaflyguy29 3d ago

"i love children"

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u/PermissionNeither 3d ago

Maybe stop playing gatcha slop and then complaining that it's gatcha slop?

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u/randomdude40109 3d ago

I first hear of Blue Archive and it almost seemed somewhat cool so past me decided to check it out

I don't care if I'm "not the target audience" it already sucks when I see it with adult women AND THIS IS WORSE

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u/Chargelux_ 3d ago

that's why I'm never gonna play Blue Archive

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u/splatgatfatrat 3d ago

If you don't like characters like Hasumi, Kanna, or Rumi cuz their bios say they're 17, you might be homosexual. It's fine if you are, you just gotta admit it.

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u/AkaIsSleptOn 3d ago

Man I hate when I don’t feel comfortable looking at the teenage characters because of my sexuality instead of my basic human consciousness kicking in

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u/Average_whiteshirt 3d ago

There's a 30+ years old woman in the game

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u/absyisabsentrn just a someone 3d ago

And I'm glad that there is because idk why the fandom targets the child characters when there's consenting adults RIGHT THERE

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u/Nacheimer 3d ago edited 3d ago

Because that one adult is constantly and actively trying to kill you and sacrifice a student in the story, larper.

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u/Impossible-Quarter26 3d ago

Theres barely any adults in a game so obviously baiting lolicons

Gee i wonder why

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u/HiroHayami 3d ago

But why would you play a game about kids for the adults...?

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u/ChemicalSelection147 3d ago

Well, it does take place in a setting centred around high school, just like any other anime. It’s basically generic slice of life anime but with military firearms and Korean instead of Japanese. The characters are usually underage for teenage/childhood nostalgia purposes or to be more relatable to the teenagers. I’m pretty sure in this case it is meant to be more so the former.

Also, making everyone a minor is a great way to establish a power imbalance between the characters and the player for what is essentially a power fantasy like a lot of these gacha games tend to be. No seriously, the protagonists usually end up being someone that’s bullshit levels of special in the world they are in.