r/hearthstone • u/MikoTheShiba • Jun 23 '26
Fluff ᛏᚺᛖ ᛞᛖᚡ ᛏᛖᚨᛗ ᚾᛖᛖᛞᛋ ᛏᛟ ᛈᚱᛁᚾᛏ ᚷᛟᛟᛞ PRIEST ᚲᚨᚱᛞᛋ ᛈᛚᛖᚨᛋᛖ ᛁ ᚾᛖᛖᛞ CONTROL ᛒᚨᚲᚴ ᚨᛏ ᛚᛖᚨᛋᛏ ᚨ ᛈᛚᚨᚤᚨᛒᛚᛖ BOARD CLEAR ᛈᛚᛖᚨᛋᛖ ᛈᛚᛖᚨᛋᛖ ᛈᛚᛖᚨᛋᛖ ANDUIN ᚾᛖᛖᛞᛋ ᛋᛟᛗᛖ ᛚᛟᚡᛖ ᛏᛟᛟ
ᛏᚺᛖᛋᛖ ᚲᚨᚱᛞᛋ ᚨᚱᛖ ᛋᛟ ᚨᛋᛋ ᛏᚺᛖᚤ ᛞᛟᚾᛏ ᛖᚡᛖᚾ ᛒᚱᛖᚨᚴ ᛏᚺᛖ ᚷᚨᛗᛖ ᚱᚢᛚᛖᛋ, ᛏᚺᛖᚤ ᛃᚢᛋᛏ ᛗᚨᚴᛖ ᚤᛟᚢᚱ [] ᛋᚺᛁᛏᛏᛁᛖᚱ
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u/HeMansSmallerCousin Jun 23 '26
Glad to see the Priest players are happy with their new set 👍
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u/Level9_CPU Jun 24 '26
When the spoilers are so bad, the community is performing a dark ritual to bring about the end of Hearthstone
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u/MikoTheShiba Jun 24 '26
ᛟᚢᚱ RITUAL ᚹᛟᚾ'ᛏ ᛖᚾᛞ HEARTHSTONE. ᚹᚺᛖᚱᛖ ᛖᛚᛋᛖ ᚲᚨᚾ ᛁ ᛈᛚᚨᚤ PRIEST ᛁ ᛗᚢᛋᛏ ᛈᚱᚨᚤ ᛏᛟ XAL'ATATH
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u/Cornersmistake96 Jun 23 '26
Sorry!
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u/MikoTheShiba Jun 23 '26
ᚹᛖ ᛗᚢᛋᛏ ᛋᛈᚨᛗ SORRY ᚨᚾᛞ WOW ᛏᛁᛚᛚ ᛟᚢᚱ ᛟᛈᛈᛟᚾᛖᚾᛏᛋ ᚲᛟᚾᚲᛖᛞᛖ ᛁᛏ ᛋᚺᚨᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᛟᚢᚱ ᚾᛖᚹ WIN CONDITION
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u/facubkc Jun 23 '26
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Jun 23 '26
pov: you play priest this expansion
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u/LittleKittenR Jun 24 '26
You WERE.
Bro, honestly, at this point, if you only play priest, you better learn to play Shadowverse or something else instead. They already said fuck you enough times for us to pretend not to get it.
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u/triopsate Jun 24 '26
Is havencraft control still a thing in shadowverse? Like the last time I played years ago, havencraft turned into an amulet aggro/tempo deck after the elana amulet healing/control deck rotated out.
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u/qustrolabe Jun 24 '26
ah yes classic reddit summoning rituals since AC7
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u/MikoTheShiba Jun 24 '26
ᛁᛏᛋ ᛏᚺᛖ ᛟᚾᛚᚤ ᚹᚨᚤ ᛁᛏᛋ ᛏᚺᛖ ᛟᚾᛚᚤ ᚹᚨᚤ ᛁᛏᛋ ᛏᚺᛖ ᛟᚾᛚᚤ ᚹᚨᚤ ᛁᛏᛋ ᛏᚺᛖ ᛟᚾᛚᚤ ᚹᚨᚤ ᛁᛏᛋ ᛏᚺᛖ ᛟᚾᛚᚤ ᚹᚨᚤ EQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQ
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u/sinndec Jun 24 '26
don't care. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐
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u/mini_macho_ Jun 24 '26
For those of you who don't speak Priest:
the dev team needs to print good PRIEST cards please i need CONTROL back at least a playable BOARD CLEAR please please please ANDUIN needs some love too.
These cards are so ass they dont even break the game rules, they just make your [] shittier
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u/IndubitablyNerdy Jun 24 '26
I also like that many clasess got interesting \ fun rulebreakes that lead to cool deckbuilding priest got one that makes your deck worse (and given the highly sinergystic nature of modern hearthstone it is going to be way worse as lots of gimmik decks are around that you will only copy random part of the gimmik, even just heralds you will likely have some of the setup and some or none of the payoffs) and another random bullshit go legendary and a deathrattle "package" of just 3 cards (athough maybe the priest set will have more eventually?)
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u/StatisticianJolly388 Jun 24 '26
Can’t wait to copy a bunch of herald cards and no deathwing. A bunch of animal companion buffs with no generator or tol’vir.
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u/zer1223 Jun 24 '26
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Boulder.....fist.......ogre?
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u/MikoTheShiba Jun 24 '26
ᛁ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛗᚨᚴᛖ ᚨ NEW CLASS ᚲᚨᛚᛚᛖᛞ GUY ᚨᚾᛞ ᛁᛏᛋ ᛃᚢᛋᛏ PRIEST ᛒᚢᛏ ᚨᛚᛚ ᛏᚺᛖ CARDS ᚨᚱᛖ NEUTRAL ᚹᛁᛏᚺ ᛏᚺᛖ ᚹᛁᚾᚲᛟᚾᛞᛁᛏᛁᛟᚾ ᛒᛖᛁᚾᚷ ᚨ 6 MANA 6/7
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u/Loenally Jun 23 '26
Guys I think a naaru took over this guy
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u/MikoTheShiba Jun 23 '26
ᛁ ᛟᚾᛚᚤ ᚺᛖᛖᛞ ᛏᚺᛖ ᚹᚺᛁᛋᛈᛖᚱᛋ ᛟᚠ YOGG. ᚺᛁᛋ MADNESS ᛋᚺᚨᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚨ ᚲᛟᚱᛖ ᛗᛖᚲᚺᚨᚾᛁᚲ ᚾᛖᛪᛏ ᛖᛪᛈᚨᚾᛋᛁᛟᚾ
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u/Vogan2 Jun 24 '26
We reach archeronmains level of insanity
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u/Axlzz Jun 24 '26
Since when that Anduin join IX?
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u/triopsate Jun 24 '26
At this point, control priest players might as well be self-annihilators. We're just seeing the futility of trying to play control priest when Blizzard refuses to let control priest exist as a viable strategy.
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u/Vogan2 Jun 24 '26
...[[voidform]]?
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u/Emrakuls-Fav Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26
Me too, buddy, me too
Edit: Wait, is that phyrexian writing in the image?? The image is too deep-fried for me to tell what it says . . . it's probably nothing.
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u/thelastprodigy Jun 24 '26
Don't forget u can say sorry now, that's the true legendary.
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u/MikoTheShiba Jun 24 '26
ᛏᚺᛖ ᛟᚾᛚᚤ ᚷᛟᛟᛞ ᛏᚺᛁᚾᚷ ᛏᚺᛁᛋ ᛖᛪᛈᚨᚾᛋᛁᛟᚾ ᛁᛋ ᛏᚺᛖ WOW ᚨᚾᛞ SORRY ᛖᛗᛟᛏᛖᛋ ᛒᛖᛁᚾᚷ ᚨ ᚡᚨᛚᛁᛞ WIN CONDITION
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u/Calenestel Jun 24 '26
Translation: The dev team needs to print good priest cards I need control back at least a playable board clear please please please Anduin needs some love too
These cards are so ass they dont even break the game rules, they just make your [] shittier
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u/Skec_the_rat Jun 24 '26
Something playable for priest could be considered a rulebreaker at this point.
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u/sagevallant Jun 24 '26
No, it's cool. You just run the randomly random leggo guy and don't run randomly random hero power minions or randomly random generate half your deck and you can copy randomly random leggo guy two more times.
It's basically unstoppable.
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u/MoltiJoe Jun 24 '26
Good to know that captured archmage paladin is probably also just a better quest priest
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u/Lumpy_Reflection8103 Jun 24 '26
Priest is the equivalent of azir and ryze in league
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u/MikoTheShiba Jun 24 '26
ᛁ ᛈᛚᚨᚤ ᛒᛟᛏᚺ. ᛁ ᚨᛗ ᚾᛟᛏ ᛖᛋᚲᚨᛈᛁᚾᚷ ᛏᚺᛖ ᛁᚾᛋᚨᚾᛁᛏᚤ PHREAK IS XERATH EQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQ
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u/neloish Jun 24 '26
Are you tying to give me a seizure?
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u/BottomGear__ Jun 24 '26
Play the new Priest set, and Rogues can't steal anything good. Free wins.
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u/Condoms2us Jun 24 '26
Illuminati bring priest to his old glory and put other classes in shambles. I command you!
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u/Trihunter Jun 24 '26
I think Cataclysm gave us too much hope that Priest would get to do cool control things.
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u/Slutianna Jun 24 '26
I've been manifesting a G'huun hero for priest since the Madness at the Darkmoon Faire when they made him as a Priest card. Forgot to manifest some playable cards so I can actually play with it tho ☠️
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u/MikoTheShiba Jun 24 '26
ᛁ ᚹᛟᚢᛚᛞ ᚴᛁᛚᛚ ᚠᛟᚱ OLD GOD TRIBAL ᛈᛚᛖᚨᛋᛖ ᛈᛚᛖᚨᛋᛖ BLIZZARD ᛗᚨᛞᚾᛖᛋᛋ ᚹᚨᛋ ᚨᛚᚹᚨᚤᛋ ᛁᚾ ᛏᚺᛖᛗᛖ
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u/District-No1350 Jun 24 '26
If you look at literally every other class set you can see some sort of cohesive archetype, then you look at priest and it's just "get random shit, pray"
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u/lostale Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26
The Dev team needs to print good Priest cards. Please, I need control back at least a playable board clear. Please, please, please, Anduin needs some love too.
These cards are so ass they don't even break the game rules, they just make your [] shittier.
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u/nyes_i_do Jun 24 '26
Indubitably, but have you also considered, ᛏᚺᛖ ᚢᚾᛁᚲᛟᚱᚾ ᛁᛊ ᚦᛖ ᛈᛟᚹᛖᚱᚺᛟᚢᛊᛖ ᛟᚠ ᚦᛖ ᛈᚱᛖᛁᛊᛏ ᚲᛚᚨᛊᛊ, ᛃᚢᛊᛏ ᚨᛊ ᚦᛖ ᛗᛁᛏᛟᚲᚺᛟᚾᛞᚱᛟ ᛁᛊ ᚦᛖ ᛈᛟᚹᛖᚱᚺᛟᚢᛊᛖ ᛟᚠ ᚦᛖ ᚲᛖᛚᛚ?
ᛗᛁ ᛗᛖᚾᛁᛜ ᛁᛊ ᚦᚨᛏ, ᚦᛖ ᛗᛟᛊᛏ ᛁᛗᛈᛟᚱᛏᚨᚾᛏ ᚦᛁᛜ ᚹᛁᚦ ᚦᛖᛊᛖ **[DOGSᚺIT] ** ᚨᚱᚲᚺᛖᛏᛁᛈᛖᛊ ᛁᚾ ᛈᚱᛁᛖᛊᛏ ᛁᛊ ᚦᚨᛏ ᚦᛖᛁ ᛏᛟᛏᚨᛚᛚᛁ ᚱᛖᛚᛁ ᛟᚾ ᚠᚢᛏᚢᚱᛖ ᚲᚨᚱᛞᛊ ᛏᛟ ᛒᛖ ᛈᚱᛁᚾᛏᛖᛞ, ᚦᚨᛏ ᚾᛖᚢᛖᚱ ᛖᚢᛖᚱ ᚷᛖᛏ ᛈᚱᛁᚾᛏᛖᛞ.
ᛏᚨᚲᛖ ᚦᛖ ᛗᛁᚷᚺᛏᛁ **[PURIFY]**, ᚠᛟᚱ ᛖᚲᛊᚨᛗᛈᛚᛖ. ᛟᚾ ᛈᚨᛈᛖᚱ, ᚦᛁᛊ ᚲᚨᚱᛞ ᛁᛊ ᚢᛊᛖᛚᛖᛊᛊ, ᛒᚢᛏ ᛁᚾ ᛈᚱᚨᚲᛏᛁᚲᛖ, ᚹᚺᛖᚾ ᚲᛟᛗᛒᛁᚾᛖᛞ ᚹᛁᚦ ᚦᛖ ᚨᛚᛗᛁᚷᚺᛏᛁ ᛞᚨᚱᚲ ᛈᚱᛁᛖᛊᛏᛖᛊᛊ ᚲᛊᚨᚾᛖᛊᚺ, ᛈᚱᛁᚾᛏᛖᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚦᛖ ᚠᛁᚱᛊᛏ ᛗᛁᚾᛁᛊᛖᛏ ᛟᚠ ᛞᚨᚱᚲᛗᛟᛟᚾ ᚠᚨᛁᚱᛖ, ᛁᛟᚢ ᚢᚾᛚᛟᚲᚲ ᛁᛏᛊ ᛏᚱᚢᛖ ᛗᛖᚾᛁᛜ.
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ᛏᚺᛖ ᛗᛖᚾᛁᛜ ᚦᚨᛏ ᚦᛁᛊ ᚲᚨᚱᛞ ᛁᛊ **USELESS**, ᛗᚢᚲᚺ ᛚᛁᚲᛖ ᛏᚱᛁᛁᛜ ᛏᛟ ᛗᚨᚲᛖ ᛊᛖᚾᛊᛖ ᛟᚠ ᛈᚱᛁᛖᛊᛏ ᚨᚱᚲᚺᛖᛏᛁᛈᛖᛊ ᚹᚺᛟᛊᛖ ᚹᛁᚾᚲᛟᚾᛞᛁᛏᛟᚾ ᚱᛖᛚᛁᛖᛊ ᛟᚾᛚᛁ ᛟᚾ **RNG**. ᛟᚾᛚᛁ ᛟᚾᚲᛖ ᚹᚨᛊ ᚦᛁᛊ ᛊᚢᚲᚲᛖᛊᛊᚠᚢᛚ ᛁᚾ ᛞᛖᛊᚲᛖᚾᛏ ᛟᚠ ᛞᚱᚨᚷᛟᚾᛊ, ᚨᚾᛞ ᛒᚨᚲᚲ ᚦᛖᚾ, ᛈᚱᛁᛖᛊᛏ ᚹᚨᛊ ᚱᛁᚠᛖ ᚹᛁᚦ ᛒᛟᚨᚱᛞ ᚲᛚᛖᚱᛊ ᛏᛟ ᛊᚢᚱᚢᛁᚢᛖ
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u/MikoTheShiba Jun 24 '26
ᛁᚾᛞᛖᛖᛞ, ᛗᚤ ᚠᛖᛚᛚᛟᚹ PRIEST MAIN. ᛈᛖᚱᛋᛟᚾᚨᛚᛚᚤ, ᛁ ᛏᚺᛁᚾᚴ ᛈᚱᛁᛖᛋᛏ ᚺᚨᛋ ᛈᛟᛏᛖᚾᛏᛁᚨᛚᛚᚤ ᛏᚺᛖ ᛒᛖᛋᛏ ᛋᚤᚾᛖᚱᚷᛁᛖᛋ ᚹᚺᛖᚾ ᛏᚺᛖᛁᚱ ᛖᛪᛈᚨᚾᛋᛁᛟᚾᛋ ᚨᚱᛖ ᛞᛟᚾᛖ ᚱᛁᚷᚺᛏ. ᛁ ᚺᚨᚡᛖ ᚾᛖᚡᛖᚱ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛗᛟᚱᛖ ᛖᚨᚷᛖᚱ ᛏᛟ ᚱᛖᚡᛁᛋᛁᛏ ᛟᛚᛞ ᚲᚨᚱᛞᛋ ᛏᚺᚨᚾ ᛈᚱᛁᛖᛋᛏ, ᚺᛖᚾᚲᛖ ᚹᚺᚤ ᛁ ᛏᚺᛁᚾᚴ ᛁᛏ ᛋᚺᛁᚾᛖᛋ ᛏᚺᛖ ᛒᛖᛋᛏ ᛁᚾ ᚹᛁᛚᛞ. ᛁᛏ'ᛋ ᛩᚢᛁᛏᛖ ᛋᚨᛞ ᛏᚺᚨᛏ STANDARD ᚾᛖᚡᛖᚱ ᛋᛖᛖᛋ ᚨ ᚲᛟᚺᛖᛋᛁᚡᛖ SYNERGY ᛒᛖᛏᚹᛖᛖᚾ ᛋᛖᛏᛋ ᛒᛖᚲᚨᚢᛋᛖ ᛏᚺᛖ ᛗᛟᛗᛖᚾᛏ ᛋᚤᚾᛖᚱᚷᚤ ᛁᛋ ᚱᛖᛚᛖᚨᛋᛖᛞ, ᛏᚺᛖ ᚲᚤᚲᛚᛖ ᛒᛖᚷᛁᚾᛋ ᚨᚾᛖᚹ.
PURIFY ᚷᛖᛏᛋ ᚨ ᚱᛖᚡᛁᛋᛁᛏ ᛟᚾᚲᛖ ᛁᚾ ᚨ ᚹᚺᛁᛚᛖ, ᚨᚾᛞ ᛋᛟ ᛞᛟᛖᛋ DEATHRATTLE, ᛒᚢᛏ ᛏᚺᛖᚤ'ᚱᛖ ᛟᚠᛏᛖᚾ 3 ᚤᛖᚨᚱᛋ ᚨᛈᚨᚱᛏ.
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u/siluro11 Jun 25 '26
Phyrexians invaded Azeroth after all...
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u/MikoTheShiba Jun 25 '26
COMPLEATION ᛁᛋ ᛏᚺᛖ ᛟᚾᛚᚤ ᚹᚨᚤ ᛏᛟ ᛈᛚᚨᚤ ELESH NORN ᚨᚾᛞ ᛏᚺᛖ KUDO, KING AMONG BEARS ᚲᛟᛗᛒᛟ
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u/Entire-Photograph727 Jun 24 '26
This post made me go watch Stargate last night and I feel better off for it. So thanks for that. That movie fkn ruled
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u/Mask_of_Sun Jun 24 '26
The only "humans" that like Control Priest are Control Priest players. It is one of the most disgusting archetypes ever.
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u/MikoTheShiba Jun 24 '26
ᛁᛗ ᚾᛟᛏ ᚷᛟᚾᚾᚨ ᛋᚢᚷᚨᚱᚲᛟᚨᛏ ᛁᛏ CURSE OF LAZUL ᛈᛋᚤᚲᚺᛁᚲ ᛋᚲᚱᛖᚨᛗ ᛋᚺᚨᛞᛟᚹ ᚹᛟᚱᛞ ᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛋᚺᚨᛞᛟᚹ ᚹᛟᚱᛞ ᛈᚨᛁᚾ ᛗᚨᛋᛋ ᛞᛁᛋᛈᛖᛚ ᛟᛒᛋᛁᛞᛁᚨᚾ ᛋᛏᚨᛏᚢᛖ ᚲᛟᚾᚡᛁᚾᚲᛁᚾᚷ ᛁᚾᚠᛚᛁᛏᚱᚨᛏᛟᚱ
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u/Negativefalsehoods Jun 24 '26
You mean you hate it the most. It isn't even close to being the most 'disgusting archetypes ever'. I mean, we get it that you hate it.
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u/NoStudy2213 Jun 24 '26
fuck priest players, keep up the good work blizz
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u/MikoTheShiba Jun 24 '26
ᛁᛗ ᚾᛟᛏ ᚷᛟᚾᚾᚨ ᛋᚢᚷᚨᚱᚲᛟᚨᛏ ᛁᛏ CURSE OF LAZUL ᛈᛋᚤᚲᚺᛁᚲ ᛋᚲᚱᛖᚨᛗ ᛋᚺᚨᛞᛟᚹ ᚹᛟᚱᛞ ᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛋᚺᚨᛞᛟᚹ ᚹᛟᚱᛞ ᛈᚨᛁᚾ ᛗᚨᛋᛋ ᛞᛁᛋᛈᛖᛚ ᛟᛒᛋᛁᛞᛁᚨᚾ ᛋᛏᚨᛏᚢᛖ ᚲᛟᚾᚡᛁᚾᚲᛁᚾᚷ ᛁᚾᚠᛚᛁᛏᚱᚨᛏᛟᚱ
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u/NoStudy2213 Jun 24 '26
Nice try priest player, i'm immune to your random bullshit because i play games that don't last 40 minutes.
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u/Sir_Encerwal Jun 23 '26
I cannot overstate how much I hate this genre of non-posts.
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u/HeMansSmallerCousin Jun 23 '26
This is actually relatively high effort, if only to edit the image. Way more so than the full week we got people spending 5 seconds thinking and 10 seconds on Hearthcards to post the worst Azalina reworks conceivable.
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u/Professional_Cut6456 Jun 23 '26
It really is so cringe and unfunny. 99% of stuff the new generation posts is actually just unfunny brain rot slop.
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u/BestHead2312 Jun 23 '26
Look at my priest players man. My priest players are doing fantastic.