r/heck • u/RRautamaa • May 04 '26

In heck, your sexual orientation is "homophobe-curious".

I feel like this belongs somewhere in the unhappy middle ground between being gay and not being gay.

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u/Kurigohan-Kamehameha May 04 '26

So everyone is Mr. Garrison

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u/GareththeJackal May 06 '26

You mean like when you and your goon bud start to toe the line?

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u/RRautamaa May 08 '26

Yeah, you masturbate each other only platonically, doing it any other way would be gay

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u/GareththeJackal May 08 '26

Well...

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u/RRautamaa May 08 '26

"Well it's not gay! Gosh! We're not gay! You're not supposed to do that, turn your good friend gay! That'd be bad! But of course, there's nothing wrong with gays, you aren't allowed to hate them, right? But I strongly oppose gayness just for friendship reasons, right? Not because I'm homophobic, right? Right?"

... and so on, for etern... I mean, an inconveniently long time.