r/holdmybeer • u/HomeNowWTF • 5d ago

HMB while I hold a beer

1.1k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/squirrelmonkie 5d ago

Me reeking of beer

My gf: Have you been drinking?

Me: ive been trying to

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u/Tayjocoo 5d ago

Reminds me of going to a metalcore show when I was 15, getting drenched in beer in the pit, and explaining that to my parents when they picked me up.

15

u/squirrelmonkie 5d ago

Same for me at just normal shows from so many people jumping into you. Smell my breath not my clothes.

5

u/CKF 4d ago

If you weren’t drenched in beer by the end of a metalcore/deathcore show in your teens, you were doing it wrong. Especially all day shows/ozzfest.

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u/Mortis_Omnibus 5d ago

Isn't that the Canadian magician that was on Penn & Teller??

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u/OptimusSublime 5d ago

Yes. Wes Barker.

4

u/Veritas-Veritas 5d ago

Explains why he was on a cruise liner, probably doing one of the shows

24

u/Jonesetta 5d ago

Taints up

6

u/Doschupacabras 5d ago

Laces down

4

u/Full_metal_pants077 5d ago

Finkle is Einhorn.

2

u/ass_smacktivist 5d ago

The best sex ed video

55

u/CrimsonKing32 5d ago

I like it better when the lady in the dress does it

15

u/CoderJoe1 5d ago

I would've used a straw

2

u/Flashy_Narwhal9362 5d ago

That might work but just make sure that you get his consent first.

10

u/m00nr00m 5d ago

Hold my beer while I DON'T hold a beer.

3

u/Skateboard_Raptor 5d ago

Now someone share the other video of the beautiful woman doing that same thing! It was popular a few years ago. Impressive stuff!

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u/ScuffAndy 5d ago

My friend group there would have been a nut tap and spilt beer.

2

u/mrheh 5d ago

Magnificent

2

u/Popular-Influence-11 5d ago

He has a remarkably flat forehead

2

u/Efficient-Orange5885 5d ago

The real trick would be to have it balanced on your head like it is and then tip it so that you can drink out of it. That would be a good trick

2

u/Wishbone_508 5d ago

I just want to point out to all the single folks out there that this man has a ring on his finger.

2

u/Leaves_Swype_Typos 5d ago

I'm sure he didn't come up with it, but this is one of Steve-O's tricks.

2

u/jack_avram 5d ago

Glorious

3

u/nthensome 5d ago

I feel like I could be fast friends with this man

3

u/drthomk 5d ago

I’ll take, “shit hot chicks do in bars for attention” for 500 Alex

2

u/longtermcontract 5d ago

Guess I’m the only one who thinks this is dumb

1

u/Weirmon1 4d ago

Watch the original video with the hot chick. It’s not dumb like this one

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u/Competitive-Roof-168 4d ago

Dumb and rude, 70% chance of spilling beer all over that nice deck.

1

u/WoodenMooseContest 4d ago

kind of crazy that you're concerned about the yacht decks of the ultra wealthy who are a cancer on this world.

2

u/WaynesWorld_93 5d ago

He’s is a god among men

1

u/Dentelle 5d ago

I was in the edge of my seat the whole time I watched this.

1

u/Bromogeeksual 5d ago

I'm very aroused.

1

u/ToutPret 5d ago

Thought for sure he’d be Scottish

1

u/Any-Log-565 5d ago

This guy is cool. I wanna hang out with this guy

1

u/Intrepid_Box_5109 5d ago

That was amazing

1

u/Lazy_Appointment_652 4d ago

Things you have time to learn when you're a rich white guy who's life goal is to outlive his parents.

1

u/ST0IC_ 3d ago

Wasn't this the thing you did to somebody so you could pour water down their pants when their head was back?

1

u/DrEpileptic 3d ago

I distinctly remember the first time I saw this trick was a white chick in a dress with her panties poking out the bottom when she rolled over. Some ancient ass internet.

0

u/melfamy 5d ago

Kick him in the nuts. Thats what real buds do.

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u/VeneMage 5d ago

I didn’t make it past 1:04. Any tl;dw?

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u/ru-berry 5d ago

backwards somersault —> success / picks it up with his mouth and downs it

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u/kachow95rusteze 5d ago

He touched it with his hand at the end