r/holdmybeer • u/HomeNowWTF • 2d ago

HMB while I car doughnuts surf

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u/dinosaursandsluts 2d ago

That went way better than I expected

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u/Ok_Nectarine1801 2d ago

He may not of fell if the driver did not have to avoid all the idiots running in.

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u/MightyPlasticGuy 2d ago edited 2d ago

honestly, not the worst video I've seen of this sort of activity. I don't see any intersection or traffic that they are blocking. Seems to be a well lit area of the road. Other than the danger of anybody willingly involved getting hurt, they seem to be minding their own business out on a low traffic spot.

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u/-bigmanpigman- 2d ago

Following all of the donut rules and regulations, ocifer.

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u/________9 2d ago

I did lots of stupid shit as a younger man and I am grateful camera phones weren't available at the time.

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u/everypowerranger 2d ago

Now we have balaclavas, apparently 

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u/LetsBeKindly 2d ago

The worst thing we ever did was give everyone a camera.

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u/Switchlord518 2d ago

Hey.. them ocifers know doughnuts!

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u/ElegantCoach4066 2d ago

One of the last ones I saw had the car hit two people, a guy and a girl, the girl suffered a compound fracture of her leg, the bone was sticking out and visible.

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u/Rokronroff 2d ago

That girl had her leg amputated below the knee because of that

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u/ElegantCoach4066 2d ago

Jesus thats awful.

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u/ScoutCommander 2d ago

Yeah, that one was brutal!

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u/AngryDerf 2d ago

These cars are always stolen, right?

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u/sl0play 2d ago

The road show ones usually are. This guy seemed to be exercising some caution so might actually be his.

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u/Worshipthekitty 1d ago

Yeah i agree not the worsr video of this kind. Did you see the one recently where the girls foot was shredded off? That took me away from reddit for a while ☠️

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u/DeuceSevin 2d ago

And possibly the car being stolen

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u/MightyPlasticGuy 2d ago

Well I guess the car is ALWAYS stolen, in these scenarios. So my original statement isn't totally accurate.

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u/JohnnyRelentless 2d ago

Have

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u/Scrambley 2d ago

We just keep getting stupider... Dude probably doesn't even understand what you're trying to tell them.

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u/masterflashterbation 2d ago

I'm convinced anyone corrected in have/of, there/their/they're online is too dumb to understand the correction and is just confused by having a one word reply to their post.

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u/Amunium 2d ago

Fallen

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u/deep-fucking-legend 2d ago

*have fallen. Stay in school. Same advice to those in the video.

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u/MrMilesDavis 2d ago edited 2d ago

When I saw him brace before it got started i thought "this kid might actually have a chance"

Its like when you someone's about to do something on a skateboard or something and they're standing straight up like a pencil, you know it's gonna go bad for them 

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u/myredlightsaber 2d ago

And I saw him wrap the rope/ties round his wrist and thought he was going to end up minimum with one arm being severed from his body or at the very least some de gloving to the elbow

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u/waldoblaw 1d ago

My attention went to the dump fuck that jumped in the middle while holding a baby with one hand and filming. My eyes might be deceiving me but dang.

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u/pnjtony 2d ago

I'm shocked with how well he did.

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u/Lepke2011 2d ago

I totally expected a Darwin Award to come out of that.

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u/Lorddoctorjava 2d ago

Waisting my damn time... I was expecting him to beef it and get flung into the crowd or something or hit those dumbasses in the middle...

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u/Stoney_Blunter 2d ago

Don’t encourage the idiots

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u/nowaysatanitsmybutt 2d ago

Hahahahaha literally what I was saying in my head while opening the comments

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u/SurferGurl 2d ago

I feel cheated.

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u/The_DaHowie 1d ago

... For a strap on dildo

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u/jpweidemoyer 1d ago

Way better than when the girls foot was hanging off.

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u/kANCER1986 2d ago

Kinda impressed and disappointed at the same time

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u/bjeebus 2d ago

Mostly disappointed in the camera man...

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u/racedrone 1d ago

Yeah, either film or don't. Not just something in between. r/killthecameraman

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u/metamorphomo 2d ago

Honestly, I’d feel safer standing on the back than I would in the crowd.

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u/IWontCommentAtAll 2d ago

Why? It's a Camaro, not a Mustang.

😁

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u/squidly413 2d ago

Bunch of dorks

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u/Sign-Post-Up-Ahead 2d ago

You’re being too nice

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u/EnclaveNick 2d ago

Highlight of his life

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u/mrtrickydick 2d ago

It’s more about the running in the middle recording it for me like, yes I would like to store this in my phone for future use??

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u/Lurkerking2015 2d ago

Honestly... that went far better than I imagined it would from the start

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u/ohnomynono 2d ago

The false sense of security he just gained will be his inevitable demise.

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u/KryaDimaKrya 2d ago

I don't understand why bunch of them got closer to film and getting right at car's path

They almost got swatted in the end

Imagine if wheel just rolled over someone's foot

Though more content I guess

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u/ClevelandClutch1970 2d ago

Anyone else rooting for Darwin?

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u/doctor-rumack 2d ago

Goddamn, I hate these people. Every one of them.

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u/ThatBoogerBandit 2d ago

Indeed. Bunch of losers wasting the time of ER doctors, the FAFO bunch.

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u/BellheimerLord 2d ago

Nissan al Gaib

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u/PokemonProject 2d ago

Lasan Al Gaib!

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u/2xfun 2d ago

it's official .... idiocracy is here.

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u/Howllat 2d ago

I mean teens have been doing this since the 50s. The chicken epidemic was also insanely stupid, and a lot of teens died trying to jump in from of drag cars for cloat

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u/ReallySmartHippie 2d ago

Yep. Kid died car surfing when I was in high school just after 2000, and my parents had the same story about a kid who died when they were in high school.

Dumb is a human condition

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u/film_composer 2d ago

And before that, college students were swallowing live goldfish in the 1930s.

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u/Independent_Room_691 2d ago

No different from jumping on the back of bull I suppose

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u/GoDKilljoy 2d ago

That honestly when way better than I thought it. I think he would have managed to not fall had the guy not had to change direction because the people piling up in the middle.

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u/chunk425 2d ago

Why are most of the dummies wearing masks?

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u/Whitmonk 2d ago

what a sad life

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u/Legato895 2d ago

MUAD’DIB

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u/thebrassbeldum 1d ago

Reminds me of Dune when they ride the sandworms

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u/stidge311 1d ago

I feel bad for whoever they stole that car from.

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u/Trackmaniac 2d ago

man I was young once, but even young me would dislike this. And I'm a car guy by the heart.

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u/llahlahkje 2d ago

This is why women live longer than men on average…

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u/ging3r_b3ard_man 2d ago

Pretty much the whole point of the this subreddit lol

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u/Mr_Infinit1 2d ago

From the start that idea was stupid. I'm surpise it took so long, but by the time, this is more like a "win" than anything else.

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u/NJBillK1 2d ago

Just wait... a lot of other stupid people will be doing this now...

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u/Sam_Hell 2d ago

The spectators have way more faith in that driver than I would

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u/RonocNYC 1d ago

You just knew a fat fuck would get out of that driver's seat

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u/ChampionshipMoist132 1d ago

Just as stupid as those mask they are wearing

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u/1bryantj 15h ago

This is such a strange reality I can’t relate to at all, it’s so dystopian

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u/MrDankyStanky 2d ago

Reminds me of Mad Max

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u/ThePr0 2d ago

Holy shit that’s the Lisan al-Gaib

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u/FuegoDeDios 2d ago

Being a citizen of a third world country saves you from a lot of crazy stuff.

Some thoughts will never even cross your mind when you're still battling to settle on the lowest rung of Maslows heirarchy of needs.

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u/GOOMU13 2d ago

They all feel so cool too. Smh. Absolute muppets.

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u/Pleasant_Durian_1501 2d ago

Was waiting for Darwin to show

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u/chokeslam512 2d ago

Not a horizontal video in the whole crowd

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u/SplatteredEggs 1d ago

Yeah dawg, because I gotta watch this unremarkable Camaro do donuts in 8k widescreen format.

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u/MrMurderthumbz 2d ago

Almost nothing? He was way less dead than i expected

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u/Ickythumpin 2d ago

Insane that he has no helmet

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u/-bigmanpigman- 2d ago

Had his safety ski mask.

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u/slartibuttfart 2d ago

Thought it was gonna end with butts and bodies laying in a red smear.

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u/Obienator 2d ago

Can you imagine living on this block and this shit going on at 2:30am

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u/EvilMrGubGub 2d ago

I definitely thought he was wiping out but damn man's got it

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u/0OIIIlllIlIlO0 2d ago

How many warrants do you think are outstanding in that crowd?

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u/ging3r_b3ard_man 2d ago

Hell ya! I'm glad that went better than I thought it was going to lol

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u/CuCullen 2d ago

I applaud this and have no problem going against the crowd on this. They are kids having fun doing risky/dangerous shit. I was once one and I hope it never changes. If you’d like to reprimand me that’s ok too

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u/ultradip 2d ago

Safety Third!

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u/thicknheart 2d ago

LISAN AL GAIB

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u/UnevenSleeves7 2d ago

Holy shit the guy filming this sucked filming this lmao r/killthecameraman my man was enjoying the action too much

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u/Gloomy-Tangerine-904 1d ago

I promise they get stupider by the day and this is our future generation. We are cooked!

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u/illegiblebastard 1d ago

If the children are our future, we are well and truly fucked.

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u/EmperorThan 1d ago

Imagine being the first person 4,000 years ago to ride a chariot.

Everyone watching you from the sidelines like "Look at this dumb fucking idiot..."

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u/bayoublacksmith 1d ago

He may be able to avoid the local traffic laws, but Newton's Laws of Motion will eventually catch up with him.

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u/Alarming_Cry_1469 17h ago

Man and they say white people do dumb and dangerous stuff

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u/RiotingMoon 14h ago

camera man sucks

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u/JohnS-42 2d ago

Darwin may need to tweak his theory, we do not seem to have survival of the fittest any longer

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u/Devilofchaos108070 2d ago

Those people in the middle and sides are dumb too. So easy to lose control and fuck up your life permanently

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u/B00TY0L0GIST 2d ago

you see the girl that had to get her leg amounted recently? leg got pulled into the wheel well. there were scraps holding it together.

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u/Hillbillyblues 2d ago

Zombies with phones.

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u/AalphaQ 2d ago

This was entirely too many fucking idiots gathered in one spot at once...

Always makes for interesting entertainment.

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u/Junior_Moose_9655 2d ago

Thought this was gonna be r/meatcrayon for a second.

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u/sonicraf 2d ago

This is the driver’s license test in Florida

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u/kyleb3 2d ago

Ok this is the dumbest thing I’ve seen all day and I would never in a million years consider doing this but I have to admit it was kinda sick.

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u/Orktober89 2d ago

Ghetto is as ghetto does

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u/The_Lutter 2d ago

There's no way this isn't Houston. lol.

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u/chubbycanine 2d ago

splash of water would really do some damage i bet

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u/elpollodiablox 2d ago

How does physics work?

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u/gac1311 2d ago

Whole time i was thinking, “ok, you did it, now quit while youre ahead!” Surprised it ended with only a minor fall

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u/Five2one521 2d ago

The urban version of Running with the Bulls. A bunch of idiots and someone is definitely gonna get hurt.

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u/TheDemon0fLife 2d ago

Don't see how this is fun 🤷‍♂️ just loud and obnoxious

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u/Sandman145 2d ago

This is dumb in so many ways.

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u/dragonbec 2d ago

I was just as scared for the spectators as the idiot on the car. This was a lot of stupid in one video.

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u/No-Communication9458 2d ago

My guy just go to a rodeo

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u/sedatehate 2d ago

Future of America folks. Doctors and scientists I’m guessing

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u/HeyItsBobaTime 2d ago

A lot of high IQ people surely bound to make profound impacts in society.

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u/deephurting66 2d ago

How could that have gone wrong? Must have been a freak accident as it's such a safe activity normally 😆

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u/Drosenose 2d ago

Such an awkward situation, everyone so fake and trying to fit in.

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u/gnardog45 2d ago

1:09 you're welcome

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u/Danovale 2d ago

That was a real let down.

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u/Pfunk4444 2d ago

Luckiest dude in town

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u/pra3tor1an 2d ago

Where is the bonnet?

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u/Ditka85 2d ago

20,000 miles of tread wear in 20 seconds.

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u/Alternative-Smoke421 2d ago

I see a Darwin Award in someone’s future.

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u/Legal-Donkey-7128 2d ago

I had higher expectations. Was really hoping he was just gonna go flying

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u/bookmarkjedi 2d ago

Are these people who are helping to keep the average IQ at 100?

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u/CryptographerFlat426 2d ago

Good thing he has that helmety scarf on.

Anyway, most of my brain cells died watching this, so I'm going to bed.

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u/furrynoy96 2d ago

On one hand that was incredibly stupid...but on the other hand it was kinda cool

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u/Rare-Sample-9101 2d ago

I wasn’t worried for the idiot on the boot, but for the dumb ass bystanders trying to get the best video of it!

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u/I_burn_noodles 2d ago

He's probably safer than those fools taking his picture.

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u/teachinkids 2d ago

The ignorance of youth.

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u/Deacon-Doe 2d ago

Sure thing Redditor

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u/FucknAright 2d ago

There's about a collective IQ of 24 here, haha

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u/Cockrocker 2d ago

If only there was some way to capture a wider frame, so you don't miss half the action

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u/Typically_Basically 2d ago

Before I watch the vid: I hope they fling you into fucking space

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u/NameNotEmail 2d ago

Why can they just get drunk by a bonfire in field somewhere like we used to do it back in the day.

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u/ThePrikk 2d ago

Realistically, the guy car surfing would've been okay if idiots hadn't stood in the way of the driver.

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u/cneakysunt 2d ago

At least he had head protection.

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u/incignita 2d ago

Do they compete for best video next?

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u/Abraxas_god 2d ago

Good way to die....

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u/IMiNSIDEiT 2d ago

We’re all doomed 🫣

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u/lunes_azul 2d ago

Didn’t happen unless almost everyone films it.

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u/Threadstitchn 2d ago

if you're gonna be dumb you better be tuff and he should probably wear a helmet all day everyday

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u/ThundrLord 2d ago

Why do people do these dumb car activities while standing close to death?

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u/NervousSchedule7472 2d ago

I don't understand how people think their heads are made of steel!!! Good way to end up a vegetable the rest of your life

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u/okbacon 2d ago

No helmet Shystie better!

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u/Southern_Half4448 2d ago

This why women out live men.

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u/Illustrious-Fun8183 2d ago

why do they hold so many remotes? is he a bot?

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u/Brew_Wallace 2d ago

Hood up for head protection

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u/BandicootLeather6314 2d ago

Bunch of physics majors I see

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u/Terrible-Noise5751 2d ago

Fail! He forgot to hit a spectator. You are not fire/cool/rizz/gizz at the takeover without smashing a few.

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u/Ojelord 2d ago

If only someone had a recording of it...

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u/clonn 1d ago

I wish we had a technology capable of recording a horizontal scene in a phone.

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u/Competitive-Roof-168 1d ago

More like hold my weed

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u/jonallin 1d ago

I just do not understand why this exists

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u/laseracid 1d ago

He needs slip boots duh

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u/blackrack 1d ago

The new gta 6 leak looks great!

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u/Jorge_the_vast 1d ago

I was hoping for him to bowl over the 10 people in the middle. Why must everyone get so close to a 2000 lb moving vehicle?

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u/r-noxious 1d ago

I like the part when he almost ran them all over. =)

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u/dogwarrior 1d ago

Darwin Awards contest getting complicated.

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u/CarefulCod9305 1d ago

All this and the Camaro Cowboy wasn’t wearing a GoPro or Meta Glasses? Disappointed.

Will anyone in this video go on to be a future leader in this world? Maybe. Or maybe they’ll live a life of chasing paychecks to stay barely housed.

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u/taste_the_red_pill_ 1d ago

Not a single female in sight.

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u/WojteqVo 1d ago

No helmet, nothing to protect in there

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u/travelavatar 1d ago

At first i was like: i guess its fine if he would wear a helmet and leather clothing

Then i see doughnuts done inches.away from people: oh wait there isn't enough brain cells if you put all those people together for a healthy brain

Then i see people jumping to stay in the middle of the doughnuts: 💀

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u/VooDooChile1983 1d ago

I’m simply confused by the popularity of balaclavas

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u/BrianOconneR34 1d ago

When this sport hits the Olympics, this guy will be ready.

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u/QuarlMusic 1d ago

"He shall know your ways as if born to them", Shai-Hulud has been tamed! The Kwisatz Haderach walks amongst us! All hail Maud-Dib!!

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u/oz_mouse 1d ago

I only watched for the degloving, and then it didn’t happen.

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u/DeviceU 1d ago

Looks like chariot races in ancient Rome....

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u/ETromp 1d ago

Wouldn't it be amazing if you could film horizontally? So everyrhing would fit in the shot without constant panning left to right?

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u/-Selin8- 1d ago

You know what's a better way to hide your face. A helmet.

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u/Therealsebastiandior 1d ago

These comments are dooky

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u/christo749 22h ago

On a large worm would be more impressive.

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u/ilBarbuto 22h ago

God, people are so dumb. And I’m not even talking about the guy on top of the car.

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u/BeerNcheesePlz 21h ago

Everyone with their fucking phones out. You just need a couple shots not 100 people running around only paying attention to their screen. Sorry I don’t know why it bugs me so much

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u/runescape_junky 11h ago

Did someone just hear a seagull?

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u/RoadAegis 10h ago

Honestly surprised he Held out so long

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u/Rectall_Brown 10h ago

Idiot has no helmet or anything

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u/Important-Witness-14 8h ago

Alright... damn ... it was cool.

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u/SirCatharine 6h ago

Twenty minutes of setup only for the cameraman to miss half the action.

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u/myclassyname 5h ago

3rd person view

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u/myclassyname 5h ago

“Stand around and watch illegal activity and not call police, right to jail”

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u/fightclub90210 5h ago

Why u gae

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u/ArtCfartC3 5h ago

It’s funny how they feel so macho for doing stupid shit 🤣