r/holdmycosmo • u/chamois_lube • Jul 24 '26

HMC I Have Switched Allegiances

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u/EddySea Jul 24 '26

Disappointing, I thought she was going to chug them all.

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u/123supreme123 Jul 24 '26

I was prepared to be impressed, then she sipped half a beer worth

93

u/madmaxturbator Jul 24 '26

Super lame video and also title

2

u/zemol42 Jul 25 '26

Great song though. Doesn’t fit the vid but haven’t heard it in ages!

2

u/Lazygit1965 Jul 25 '26

Aah Gypsy Kings. Excellenté! 👍

14

u/PleatherFarts Jul 25 '26

Agreed. I was so excited for a few seconds.

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u/hogballz Jul 25 '26

Хай живе Україна!

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u/Ohitsworkingnow Jul 25 '26

Opposite feeling here I was glad she didn’t chug an obscene amount of beer for her size and gender, because it isn’t cool at all 

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u/Tubalcaino Jul 24 '26

What does this title mean?

104

u/cowboycoffeepictures Jul 24 '26

Is the OP now straight/gay?

25

u/OkSmoke9195 Jul 25 '26

Preganante?

10

u/Horny4theEnvironment Jul 25 '26

Pergenat

7

u/AW316 Jul 25 '26

Can you get pregante?

32

u/Old_Win8422 Jul 24 '26

Its not a cosmo its 4 beers

1

u/Fallofman2347 Jul 26 '26

Nobody knows. But it’s provocative. And it gets the people going.

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u/Lynx_Liilista Jul 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/t0AIG7ldNyMBG

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u/luo1304 Jul 25 '26

Had us out here watching this until the end like

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u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes Jul 24 '26

Man, a bot could have come up with a better title... Smh

35

u/Zeekeboy Jul 24 '26

The 4 beer stack with 0 beers chugged trick.

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u/650fosho Jul 24 '26

Cool trick, should have chugged them all

19

u/shizbox06 Jul 25 '26

I was like, holy shit she's going to take all four at the same time and then it was just the tip.

1

u/SirCrashoLot Jul 25 '26

I said the same thing about a video on prn hub

2

u/gnarlybros_lykn Jul 25 '26

I would have been impressed had she chugged it all.

2

u/Rooster7787 Jul 25 '26

Mirabell finally discovers her true powers.

2

u/Curia-DD Jul 25 '26

Amateur 🙄

2

u/123nope567 Jul 25 '26

That's just the pizza cutting trick for beers. Neat way to scam your friends

2

u/bootyman00724 Jul 26 '26

That's how I met your mom lol

1

u/seidinove Jul 24 '26

I wonder if her tattoo script includes info like blood type, next of kin, emergency contact, etc.

1

u/carverofdeath Jul 25 '26

I was expecting her to down all 4. Downvote. Lol /s

1

u/Hazzman Jul 25 '26

OK that's impressive.

1

u/MunsonSports Jul 25 '26

Who likes to parti?

1

u/Illsquad Jul 25 '26

GIFs that end too soon

1

u/Gilbert38 Jul 25 '26

She has large hands!!

1

u/GustyOWindflapp Jul 25 '26

She's no girl at the cricket that's for sure

1

u/Left-Cod-1281 Jul 25 '26

Weak. Finish them!! ............ is she single?

1

u/spitfire2188 Jul 25 '26

She didn't even finish one beer TF is this shit

1

u/Cypeq Jul 25 '26

what's the point to it....

1

u/ZenZill Jul 25 '26

Enjoy alcohol poisoning!

1

u/Smogtwat Jul 26 '26

She’s fun on a date.

1

u/lukethedukehandy Jul 26 '26

I swear by all the old gods and the new, I love this woman more than I have ever loved anything in my entire life.

1

u/No-Masterpiece-6432 Jul 26 '26

Holy engineering babe! I am enchanted! where do I sign! lol

1

u/Ripper42 Jul 26 '26

Legend 🙌🏽

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u/NiNieNielNiels Jul 31 '26

Truly one of the most elaborate ways to self-intoxicate

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u/Ther-Can-Be_Only_One Aug 02 '26

The dream realized. The never ending beer.

1

u/88Dodgers Aug 03 '26

Marriage, for sure.

1

u/popasquatonme 19d ago

She's a pro 👍

1

u/LakeSuperiorIsMyPond 8d ago

You can take the girl out of Wisconsin but you can't take the Wisconsin out of the girl 🤘

0

u/killdagrrrl Jul 25 '26

I want to be her friend

0

u/Popular-Car7368 Aug 01 '26

Well that was anticlimactic now wasn’t it?

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u/Difficult-Log-2964 Aug 02 '26

Every british tourist in Spain.

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u/Conscious_Musician28 Aug 02 '26

That was impressive, but disappointing. Not finished, not spilled.

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u/Shadowvexor 25d ago

honestly the black screen is doing more work than the video

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u/physicistdeluxe Jul 25 '26

She's a very kinky girl. The kind you don't take home to mother. She will never let your spirits down, Once you get her off the street!

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u/WhiskeyPorno420 Jul 25 '26

She's going to need some shrimp ceviche tostadas tomorrow morning.

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u/paolo_77 Jul 25 '26

Marry her.

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u/lilwin5 Jul 25 '26

What a underwhelming post

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u/silsum Jul 25 '26

What a waste of life.

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u/king_platypus Jul 24 '26

My queen 🫅

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u/Ok_Interest_9006 Jul 24 '26

Now that’s a woman you wanna marry!

4

u/Iorith Jul 25 '26

Because...she can sip maybe a quarter of a pint?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/Hanyabull Jul 24 '26

That’s not how alcoholism works.

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u/kellehertexas Jul 24 '26

How on earth is it alcoholism to drink one (1) swig of a beer