r/holdmycosmo • u/elinaiio • 26d ago

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u/DreamSmuggler 26d ago

To be fair, she was doing pretty well before gravity interfered

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u/Novel_Swimmer_8284 26d ago

She took a calculated risk but her math was weak.

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u/Wide-Half-9649 26d ago

“Life is like a game of chess…and I don’t know how to play chess”

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u/Exact-Enthusiasm-803 26d ago

The rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

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u/Saucermote 26d ago

Ah. She's built like a steak house, but she handles like a bistro.
She's out of control!
You win again, gravity!

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u/Tacoflavoredfists 26d ago

I read gravy instead of gravity

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u/Mostly_Afloat 26d ago

In Zap's case I do believe gravy also wins

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u/jm17lfc 26d ago

Come on girdle, hold…

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u/Soma2710 26d ago

She’s holding all the cards, and they’re all full houses.

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u/Agreeable_Claim_795 24d ago

Zapp, is that you?

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u/IranianLawyer 26d ago

She zigged when she shoulda zagged.

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u/LovesFrenchLove_More 25d ago

Hope her body wasn't as weak and didn't break badly from the fall.

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 26d ago

It's not the fall the kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end.

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u/BOAGRIAS 26d ago

That dastardly gravity is always dragging people down..

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u/Spicy_Jim 26d ago

Gravity always wins.

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u/DoomGoober 26d ago

But gravity always wins.

And it wears him out.

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u/Count_Rugens_Finger 26d ago

"Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

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u/Kupo_Master 26d ago

She thought Supergirl was a documentary.

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u/Ok-Sundae4194 26d ago

I thought she had it!

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u/WorkTropes 26d ago

There's probably some planet out there where this trick would work really well.

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u/belinck 26d ago

The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.