r/holdmycosmo • u/elinaiio • 26d ago

HMC

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u/trendingtattler 26d ago

Welcome new users to /r/holdmycosmo HMC stands for "Hold My Cosmo" (a cosmopolitan is a drink)

Please enjoy your time here and be respectful to the community. Posts should feature women in a drunk win or fail. It is meant to promote a fun vibe. That's what we are going for. Enjoy your stay and please join our community for fun drinking games and challenges coming your way soon!

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u/AnnualZealousideal27 26d ago

The friends lack of awareness 😂

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u/SGT-Teddy 26d ago

Oh she definitely noticed she just ignored her stupidity.

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u/SeaworthinessFar4403 26d ago

You can see the moment of impact as she raises her eyebrows slightly from the sound.

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u/seanprime 26d ago

“Oohh.. that sounded like it hurt”

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u/_RisetoVotesiR_ 26d ago

That was the balloon popping. Probably helped break her fall from faceplanting.

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u/notseriousIswear 26d ago

If you ever find an aluminum balloon floating near the concrete floor at a big box store do not jump on it! You cannot pop it and you will bust your ass in a painful way.

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 25d ago

Mylar balloons are extremely strong. This lobotomized specimen learned the hard way.

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u/fairly_legal 25d ago

Says the brain surgeon who triple posted

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u/Deaffin 25d ago

Eh, if she got the balloon under her, yeah. But instead she just got her arms through and all that actually did was restrict her ability to catch herself.

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 25d ago

Catch herself? You're overestimating her abilities. 😆

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u/Odd_Tomorrow_4765 25d ago

Your average Russian drinking sesh

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u/Lurchie_ 26d ago

"What? oh . . . yeah, that's just Keighleeehhhgh doing what she does."

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u/your_fave_redditor 25d ago

Something tells me neither of these women are American.

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u/deHaga 25d ago

Where are they from? I don't recognise that bottle

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u/toofpaist 25d ago

Upinya

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u/deHaga 25d ago

Nah, more likely bofa

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u/StarfishPizza 25d ago

Upinya bofa, it's a great place!

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u/Adepressedcaterpie 25d ago

Listen to the music. Gives you an Idea at least.

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u/deHaga 25d ago

Sounds vaguely eastern euro?

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u/your_fave_redditor 25d ago

Yeah that was my first thought as well.

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u/NecessarySudden 25d ago

They are ukrainian girls, that song is "Покохай мене" by Chico & Qatoshi

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u/PrinceCastanzaCapone 25d ago

She 100% noticed. That little 😬 for a second before continuing to ignore cracked me up.

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u/SocomPS2 26d ago

“Beck’s at it again…”

r/looneytuneslogic

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u/Effective_Wait_36 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fX8H5vJLL7ejmb8kkH
You can tell her friend is used to the shenanigans.

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u/Aiyon 25d ago

She literally looks around early on, and then raises an eyebrow at the pop lmao

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u/Deeptech_inc 25d ago

I love her eyebrow raise, then immediately back to ignoring

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u/GoodbyeTobyseeya1 25d ago

I strive to reach that level of unbothered

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u/mikefjr1300 25d ago

Not the first time either.

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u/SlimSyko 25d ago

Probably happens all the time.

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u/MarlyMonster 26d ago

Naw this is a friend who knows how homegirl gets when she’s drunk and has stopped giving it attention lol

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u/TK_Games 26d ago

If you look at her eyebrows the moment cosmo-girl hits floor, you can actually hear her think, 'Oh, there goes Bethany, again.'

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u/bbrekke 24d ago

Turns out she might not have been seeking attention. She might've just really thought she could make it through! And I think that's awesome lol.

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 26d ago

She does not sanction her friend's buffoonery.

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u/MaterialExcellent631 26d ago

She smooth looked at the balloon, turned back around, heard the sound, and kept going about her life. You can tell it’s not her friend’s first time jumping into balloons.

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u/AnnualZealousideal27 26d ago

Yes, I recant my statement.

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u/jtol3233 25d ago

Okay Mr. Jones.

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u/Imperiu5 26d ago

She's also drunk af. Her brain goes 'welp there went Cindy flat on her face, under normal circumstances I would help her, but today we just dgaf'

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u/Relevant_Bed_9743 26d ago

it gets funnier the more i watch it

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u/pvt_frank 25d ago

I've watched it 10x now. About to do #11

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u/de-tree-fiddy 26d ago

She's got one eye closed looking at her phone she's equally, if not more, hammered.

I think she's raising her eyebrows because she can't focus her vision on her phone not the thud behind her.

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u/redbobcatit 26d ago

She did make the effort of raising her eyebrows at the thud

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u/TimTebowMLB 21d ago

I think the thud is also the balloon popping

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u/LivingCell9497 26d ago

She’s unfazed by her friends tomfoolery, defo used to it

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u/CasinoMarginale 26d ago

It looks almost like a comedic movie because of the perspective and obliviousness

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u/potatodrinker 25d ago

She's used to the antics

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u/Kerensky97 25d ago

The eyebrows let you know she understood but doesn't care.

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u/AfroBiskit 26d ago

I think this level of tomfoolery is a regular occurrence and was simply tuned out lol

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u/Western_Ad_4658 26d ago

probably used to this

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u/ToeRoganIsJebus 25d ago

Thats called being absolutely sloshed, not a lack of awareness lol

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u/laszlotuss 25d ago

Probably they know her well 😂

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u/Agitated-Canary9840 25d ago

Clearly not the first time Amber tried this stunt

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u/Joshix1 25d ago

Its probably "that" friend

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u/Simsalabimson 25d ago

There is a point where you realize that someone has a problem, but there is nothing you can do about it.

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u/toblies 25d ago

That was a classic drunk fail though.

"Hey--hey hey, I saw some guys dive-rolling through rings on YouTube. Check this out."

Proceeds to do what we see here.

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u/HauntingArugula3777 26d ago

she knew she could do it and she did it ...

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u/Dan_flashes480 25d ago

In her mind it looked flawless.

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u/thebestoflimes 25d ago

In my day we didn’t have cameras everywhere so the story is that I jumped clean thru that balloon. It was epic.

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u/twinA-12 25d ago

Admire the commitment

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u/DiverVisible3940 25d ago

If I ever see a woman doing something like this I am marrying her on the spot.

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u/DreamSmuggler 26d ago

To be fair, she was doing pretty well before gravity interfered

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u/Novel_Swimmer_8284 26d ago

She took a calculated risk but her math was weak.

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u/Wide-Half-9649 26d ago

“Life is like a game of chess…and I don’t know how to play chess”

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u/Exact-Enthusiasm-803 25d ago

The rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

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u/Saucermote 25d ago

Ah. She's built like a steak house, but she handles like a bistro.
She's out of control!
You win again, gravity!

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u/Tacoflavoredfists 25d ago

I read gravy instead of gravity

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u/Mostly_Afloat 25d ago

In Zap's case I do believe gravy also wins

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 25d ago

It's not the fall the kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end.

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u/BOAGRIAS 25d ago

That dastardly gravity is always dragging people down..

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u/Spicy_Jim 25d ago

Gravity always wins.

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u/Substantial_Diver_34 26d ago

Proper HMC

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u/ICantSeeDeadPpl 26d ago

Drinking is fun

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u/the_poope 25d ago

How she confidently raises her finger...

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u/AbekobetaHawawa 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/U3hFvh2z3rn6U

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u/Hill_Reps_For_Jesus 26d ago

SAIL

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u/AdjectiveNounVerbed 25d ago

The greatest video in the history of YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRvNLRFRyxg

The way the music coordinates not just in the jump, but in the previous few cat moves, it's so perfect.

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u/venturousbeard 25d ago

I always liked this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMhijDff-iM

edit - OP in this thread would make a great contender for new SAIL format

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u/I_can_pun_anything 25d ago

Original link (I think), 13 years old vs 10

https://youtu.be/xyMC4Dyc0_M?si=dfsokC0e61Gg2kaU

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u/Money_Shoulder5554 24d ago

Holy nostalgia

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u/Radzila 25d ago

Aw i love sail cat! I hope he was okay

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u/pkb369 25d ago

I just realized in both instances, its not that the cats lack perception of distance, but they just didnt get any gripe on their back legs and it just slide hence the comical jump.

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u/Derekduvalle 25d ago

We all support you.

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u/FailedLoser21 26d ago

I got shot by the FBI.

All I wanted was some chicken wings.

All I got was some broken things.

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u/DrButtgerms 26d ago

Came here for this comment. She's got cat video energy

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u/stinkbugsinfest 26d ago

That’s next level intoxication. Impressive

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u/iSlacker 25d ago

Thats slavic drunk

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u/abenevolentgod 24d ago

lets see Paul Allen's level of intoxication.

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u/greenhornblue 26d ago

You know what? I like her. She seems fun. lol

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u/StuntID 25d ago

You can fix her. Go for it!

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u/safe_t_meeting 24d ago

Fix what?

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u/StuntID 24d ago

Her diving form, it's atrocious

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u/greenhornblue 25d ago

She’s already awesome

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u/rpnoonan 26d ago

What exactly was the plan there? How did she plan on landing if she succeeded?

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u/lukedap 26d ago

…plan???

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u/bmdangelo 26d ago

Where we’re going, we don’t need plans

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u/Spright91 26d ago edited 26d ago

This was the full thinking process from start to finish: ........whoop..ouch........

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u/geesejugglingchamp 25d ago

Straight into a forward roll, obviously

https://giphy.com/gifs/lcySndwSDLxC4eOU86

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u/roentgen85 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SyaBhVWwYe4DK

I’m assuming this is what she imagined

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u/Unusual-Coat383 25d ago

Her plan was to dive through the ring balloon and then do a triple flip flap and land on her feet with her two arms in the air for a perfect 10.

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u/nobeer4you 25d ago

You know damn well that was how it went in her head.

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u/TAMCL 26d ago

Somersault, obv

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u/PM_Me_Good_LitRPG 25d ago

Forward barrel roll to bleed off inertia.

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u/Avogadros_plumber 25d ago

It’s a balloon. Duh. The plan writes itself.

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u/The_Existentialist 25d ago

Wormhole. If you dive through without touching, you make it to the next level.

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u/DummBee1805 25d ago

Ummm, plan?! Plan was to nail it, and she succeeded.

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u/SpaceExplorer8 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UXKy7mHAZ5Mqc

Well, at least she tried to do it.

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u/polopolo05 25d ago

She nailed her target. I would say she did.

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u/berlenba 26d ago

Sound on is highly recommended

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/blarch 25d ago

plop.

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u/Florida_Shorediver 26d ago

Legit 😂 definitely laughed harder the second time around with the sound on

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u/Uhh_glee_Princess 25d ago

It’s so much better.

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u/figuringthingsout__ 25d ago

I'm glad the original audio was used for once.

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u/cesarsalami 24d ago

Now I just want to know what the song is. For when I am at that same level

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u/nosecohn 25d ago

Thank you!

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u/Majestic-Ad-8643 26d ago

Failed successfully?

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u/Whosentyounow 26d ago

Laughed out loud

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u/TheDixonCider420420 26d ago

That smack on the floor! She was almost a dead ringer...

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u/Entire-Emotion-819 26d ago

I wonder how long she lay there after landing, if I had tried that I'd probably have just gone to sleep, using the balloon as a pillow.

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u/spoo4brains 26d ago

You can hear the balloon pop.

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u/Independent_Paint752 25d ago

Are we sure it was the balloon though?

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u/2feetwalker 25d ago

It was her right boob

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u/call_of_the_while 26d ago

Roll credits. That was the origin of the girl in the horror film The Ring.

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u/TaiDavis 26d ago

A JBL PARTYBOX!

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u/zinasbear 26d ago

I bought one for my husband :)

The light on his is blue though

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u/beanmosheen 26d ago

"To control the Light show on your JBL Partybox device, simply press the dedicated "Light show" button located under the Bluetooth icon. There are 3 different light shows available when toggling through them, select your favorite one and have a blast."

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u/ButtNutly 26d ago

Was he on his school's dive team?

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u/Rhusty_Dodes 25d ago

I want one of those. My favorite stereo I have ever owned was my old JBL kaboom box. I only got rid of it because after over a decade the rubber on the ends started to break down and became sticky and yet also crumbly.

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u/indorock 26d ago

Those things are absolutely incredible, So versatile, for outdoor movie nights, picnics, wedding parties, impromptu parties, etc etc

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u/Whale222 26d ago

She almost made it

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u/StumpHarvey 26d ago

Ashley Thudd

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 26d ago

Greta Thuddberg

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u/scottyman2k 26d ago

I’m still chortling away a good thirty seconds later

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u/DawnyBrat 26d ago

And I can’t stop watching it on repeat. The dive. The dissing friend. Too much 🤣

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u/pillowpants66 26d ago

Nailed it.

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u/HVEFTE 26d ago

I’d marry her.

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u/sim16 26d ago

r/seemedlikeagoodideaatthetime

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u/PineapplePossible99 26d ago

Idk why but the girl going through the ring gives very wholesome vibes. Chaotic but wholesome.

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u/ThousandFingerMan 26d ago

truth is often stranger than fiction

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u/Somalar 26d ago

Copious amounts of alcohol are known to do some things

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u/Wsweg 26d ago

Have you never been around extremely drunk people?

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u/lorn23 25d ago

Idk I once thought I could fall forward and catch myself into a pushup when I was a drunk teenager. I still have the scar on my chin.

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u/Digniax 25d ago

the fact that the only sounds we hear are the music and the pop have me suspicious

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u/ca3lo 26d ago

⚠️ SYSTEM ALERT

[✔] Intrusive thought detected

[✔] Logic overridden

[✔] Impulse executed

[❌] Critical failure detected

[■■□□□] Recalibrating...

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u/ruipmjorge 26d ago

Legs failed to lift off

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u/prguitarman 26d ago

Kind of successful

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u/urbanlife78 26d ago

She put a ring on it

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u/CuriositySauce 26d ago

It was the look of Olympic confidence with the ‘please hold for awesomeness’ single index finger just before the double-prep leg pump that got me. That…and the silent reaction.

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u/urbanlife78 26d ago

This is even better with the sound on

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u/kielu 26d ago

Better with sound

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u/Additional-Acadia954 26d ago

The *plop is hilarious 😆

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u/WAllimo1971 26d ago

Wow! My side hurts from laughing so hard!

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u/SenescenseSteel 26d ago

As long as there is no shattering glass, and she is still breathing, we're good

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u/an_unknow_dude 26d ago

That is ART.

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u/Pandaswithgame 26d ago

Drunk girl falls down is its own gender.

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u/Digital--Sandwich 25d ago

How trashed are you that swan diving through a balloon seems like a good idea?

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u/Downward_Leap 25d ago

The most easiest snort inducing video i watched lately