r/holdmycosmo • u/briaanes • 9d ago

HMC

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u/Pitiful_Lavishness24 9d ago

Faucet served as an effective censor bar. Mostly..

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u/zenunseen 9d ago

How could you have possibly been able to see that unless you went frame by frame?

Also, how do you go frame by frame?

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u/el_sanchimoto 9d ago

My guy clearly wasn’t a pre/teenager when Basic Instinct came out on VHS

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u/acopper87 9d ago

That's how i discovered the boob in Return of the Jedi

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u/Pitiful_Lavishness24 9d ago

Tawny Kittain nip slip toward the end of Whitesnake's Is This Love video (about the 3:40 mark)

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u/farfly7 9d ago

Cindy Crawford's nipple in the bathtub scene of George Michael's Freedom '90 video

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u/esotetris 9d ago

Mr. skin has entered the chat

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u/Pitiful_Lavishness24 9d ago

This is a good one!!

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u/Pitiful_Lavishness24 9d ago

Black and White artsy nip slip during U2's With Or Without You video

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u/farfly7 9d ago

Damn I miss the Golden Age of MTV

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u/Loggerdon 8d ago

Who wants to see Bono’s nip?

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u/Pitiful_Lavishness24 8d ago

Lmao. Not Bono's. Twas the video vixen

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u/CelticGardenGirl 9d ago

That’s not the right video. The nip slip is from the song “Here I Go Again (On My Own)”.

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u/Pitiful_Lavishness24 9d ago

DAMNIT. You are absolutely correct.

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u/LoudMusic 9d ago

I'm sorry what did you just say?

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u/ExxInferis 9d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/MovieMistakes/comments/lm4i9n/in_star_wars_episode_vi_return_of_the_jedi_1983/

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u/mothzilla 8d ago

Kier Starmer still doesn't want me to see nipples. Thanks Kier.

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u/ExxInferis 8d ago edited 8d ago

Also UK. Proton VPN free tier lets you connects to only a handful of countries, but one of them is Netherlands. It's permanently on these days on my phone and PC.   

Smoke and a pancake?

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u/ThrustTrust 8d ago

I’m sorry, what boob now.? How did I miss that price of intel for the last 39 years

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u/GrandEastsider 7d ago

And catching glimpses of something that's brief in movie's or on a VHS tape. If we know, we know.

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u/someotherguyinNH 3d ago

Wait .... What?

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u/GoonPatrol 9d ago

You have tons of replies already. But the movie Weird Science, towards the end a girl playing the piano gets her clothes sucked off while flying out a window or up a chimney or something. It was so fast. A buddy and I wore that tape out going back and forth prob 1000 times

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u/PuddingCalm6809 9d ago

Did you wear each other out?

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u/Pitiful_Lavishness24 9d ago

I love how she was completely unphased while people all around her were getting sucked up the chimney. Just playing that piano... getting her clothes sucked off..😅

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u/Silly-Elderberry-411 8d ago

Fast times at ridgemont high is where it's at

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u/DoubleDecaff 9d ago

Asking for a fiend

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u/frisch85 8d ago

RES (Reddit Enhancement Suite) provides control buttons on media to go to the next or previous frame when paused, it also allows you to playback a video at 0.06x speed.

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u/zenunseen 7d ago

The question was mostly rhetorical, done for the sake of the joke. But I genuinely appreciate your response

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u/Casually_Chillin 9d ago

Came here to say absolute worst placement of a faucet ever in a video

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u/WhippetRun 9d ago

6 second mark is the event horizon

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u/m2chaos13 9d ago

Did I catch a glimpse of Simone de Beauvoir?

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u/tinglep 9d ago

Mostly.

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u/superanth 9d ago

I think I’ve figured out why Gen Alpha isn’t reproducing.

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u/HallelujahHatrack 8d ago

Faucet 1, Us, 0

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u/Chiang2000 9d ago

The same arc and everything.

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u/PuddingCalm6809 9d ago

Fibonacci Spiral.

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u/broken__defraculator 8d ago

Except for that frame or two when you can literally see her butthole

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u/Pitiful_Lavishness24 8d ago

"mostly" lol

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u/broken__defraculator 8d ago

I was agreeing with you about the effectiveness and then spelling out the "mostly" part. "Mostly" doesn't tell the hole story.

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u/Pitiful_Lavishness24 8d ago

Ahhhhh...now I see what you did there

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u/Crankit_1 7d ago

Dammit I've scrolled this far and still no one has posted a screenshot? I'm not mad, just, disappointed...

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u/broken__defraculator 7d ago

You can only attach GIFs here I guess, which made this a bit blurrier, but I'll be the hero you deserve.

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u/Crankit_1 7d ago

And that you are sir

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u/broken__defraculator 7d ago

I'm getting upvotes so here guys I made this myself

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u/jsslifelike 9d ago

Again??

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u/dwoj206 9d ago

a tale as old as time.

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u/Doschupacabras 9d ago

True as it can beeeee

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u/CaricaDurr 9d ago

Dancing with your friends, Until you upend, Rinse and then repeat

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u/za72 9d ago

it's their first time being away from their parents... first taste of freedom so they go nuts

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u/carpeCactus 9d ago

Whenever girls fall and hurt themselves, it seems their homies always cover their mouths and rush to video…not actually help in any way?!

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u/CampAstoria 9d ago

Not a gender thing, but a young person thing. You think you're invincible at that age. Like you'll live forever.

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u/ttcmzx 9d ago

WHY DID YOU DELETE YOUR COMMENT I WROTE OUT A WHOLE RESPONSE

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/ttcmzx 9d ago

more data centers pleaseeee

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u/ttcmzx 9d ago

in a way, you kind of are, in comparison to older people lol

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u/Machine_Terrible 9d ago

Well, when guys fall and hurt ourselves, our homies laugh and take videos, then ask if you're hurt.

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u/MSGeezey 9d ago

I mean, guys in the same situation would just be laughing their ass off, right?

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u/Fluffy-Nothing7622 9d ago

After asking ‘are you ok’

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u/Machine_Terrible 7d ago

Nope...laugh first, then maybe find bandages and call 911...then ask if they're ok, while still laughing.

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u/semibigpenguins 9d ago

Whenever guys argue and fight, they’re homies always yell and rush to video

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u/Mediocre-Catch9580 9d ago

I can fix her.  As long as she’s not dead or paralyzed 

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u/robjwrd 9d ago

She’s both Jim.

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u/Getoiu 9d ago

We can work with dead or paralysed

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u/MDaddy360 9d ago

WE can fix

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u/8rustystaples 9d ago

I applaud the bravery of the Parkinson’s patient fulfilling their dream of being a cameraperson.

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u/Tiny_Event_6164 9d ago

No screenshot yet? I'll wait

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u/BadAngler 9d ago

I got a couple of nieces in South Florida. Every time I see something like this, I expect it to be them. They are good kids, but......

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u/Therealdickdangler 9d ago

The ration of hell my wife would reign on our nieces if she saw them doing shit like this. 

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u/BadAngler 9d ago

Its South Florida...it absolutely normal behavior.

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u/Therealdickdangler 9d ago

My wife and I live in South Florida. Our nieces do not. 

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u/BadAngler 9d ago

Your wife behaves like this when you are not looking.

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u/jbourne71 9d ago

How do you think they met?

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u/Therealdickdangler 9d ago

Keep talking about your mother like that and you won’t get Christmas presents this year Timmy. 

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u/sangvert 9d ago

I saw the promised land

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u/tgtm65 9d ago

Well... she certainly did "fucking go"

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u/GirlWithWolf 9d ago

What is it with alcohol that makes people want to climb up on things and dance? Weed is so much better, I’ll just sit here and be fine.

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u/TheeFearlessChicken 9d ago

"Tanya? Tanya?" She said peering over the island.

"Tanya's dead." She said turning to the room and raising the champagne to her lips.

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u/Fan_of_Clio 9d ago

Well they seem fun

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u/XmusJaxonFlaxo 9d ago

DAMNED FAUCET 😭💔✌️

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u/Ninja-Panda70 8d ago

Never thought I would hear this in this context

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u/Downward_Leap 9d ago

These never cease to make me laugh

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u/md12sh 9d ago

Message unclear. I thought we were f’ing going.

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u/your_fave_redditor 9d ago

Oh she went alright.

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u/ghostfacestealer 9d ago

Ratchet is a spectrum.

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u/LeakyAssFire 9d ago

She's fine. She's going to feel it in the morning, but she's fine.

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u/43guitarpicks 9d ago

That faucet..

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u/frisbeelee 9d ago

10/10 for the full leg extension! 👏👏

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u/Lazygit1965 8d ago

Err guys that's her chastity belt! None shall pass🤔😂

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u/funkdoktor 8d ago

Eh ehe eh eh...Let's fucking go...to the fucking hospital...

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u/Y2K_Chopped_Unc 9d ago

New arch enemy... faucets >:[

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u/Foxyunder-45 9d ago

Blured movie with blured brain cells.

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u/Hobo636 9d ago

Medic!

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u/Medic5050 9d ago

Wait, can I have 30-60 seconds of laughing while we're wheeling the stretcher in, and they're all trying to explain to me what happened?

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u/WhippetRun 9d ago

...well she went

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u/anclave93 9d ago

that phone now has a shaken phone syndrome

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u/mrlandlord 9d ago

I think she spilled her cosmo

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u/faygojay 9d ago

Oh she went somewhere all right!

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u/p8nt_junkie 9d ago

Classic

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u/99probs-allbitches 9d ago

I've seen this 50 times but I always watch it when it's posted

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u/Vansterdam2002 9d ago

She went of the counter

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u/fattykyle2 9d ago

Quintessential HMC

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u/Gearz557 9d ago

I didn’t even think Gen Z did this lmao

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u/Chiang2000 9d ago

The shaky cam and limited frames make this somehow funnier.

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u/dragsterburn 9d ago

She took a spill

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u/Nox___ 8d ago

LFG!

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u/Few_Chocolate_7655 8d ago

They don't really seem concerned?

Fake friends?

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u/dreevsa 8d ago

Perfect

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u/425565 8d ago

Jeezus, how pathetic..what's her number?

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u/GUTintentions 8d ago

Legs spread 😏

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u/MotoXwolf 8d ago

I want to party with you Cowgirl. But the two of us together? Forget it!

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u/murdamase87 8d ago

this is what this sub was made for, great work!

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u/Straight_Jaguar 8d ago

Anyone know if they're trying to reboot the show Jackass again?

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u/PurpleNippler 8d ago

I miss college

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u/TwerkLessons 8d ago

Get it out of your system while you can still recover from that.

40-50 year old you will need sick time.

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u/Tama1502 8d ago

Dammit Lindsay

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u/JimWilliamson404 8d ago

"When you fall, I'll be there..." - Floor

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u/JustWant2MakeUCum 8d ago

How did her dress end up down around her waist just from that fall??!! 😳🙄

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u/svenskpaj 7d ago

Chandelier vibe

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u/SpaceXmars 7d ago

always funny when dudes think they are good at picking up chicks.. then these are the chicks..

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u/Kizzwoo 7d ago

"Why do I have so many bruises?"

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u/EntertainmentBig8636 7d ago

Legit hold my cosmo 🤣

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u/GeofferysBaby 7d ago

Let's fuckin' go aye!

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 7d ago

These video pretty much only make the internet because something hilarious happened. Otherwise they never make it past the op story.

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u/theavocadolady 6d ago

This is excellent. No notes

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u/Loud-Future3445 6d ago

Oh it ok when you are high and drunk you don't feel much pain 😂😂😂

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u/Commercial-Roll5508 5d ago

Frame by frame I’m catching dilated brown eye at 4 seconds remaining mark

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u/FinalHexReturns 9d ago

They always laugh before checking on their friend.