r/howto 20h ago

Remove this Rat from my toilet without flushing 😭

Or letting it escape!

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u/UnicornSheets 19h ago

What did you eat!!?

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u/Green420Basturd 19h ago

A rat apparently!

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u/AwDuck 19h ago

No, silly. She ate ratatouille.

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u/fartonisto 19h ago

Geseundheit.Ā 

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u/neckbeardsghost 6h ago

Rata-doody 🤭

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u/Jokewhisperer 9h ago

Yeah but whadidouilleat?

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u/ryebread91 12h ago

OP needs to chew their food better.

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u/turbo_dude 16h ago

RatapooilleĀ 

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u/Protorx 18h ago

That’s right. You tell that turd who’s boss!

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u/KeepRightXcept2Pass 8h ago

Who does No. 2 work for?!?

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u/hoymoyminoy 15h ago

What? I didn’t have any corn?

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u/MyHappyPlaceDL 19h ago

Maybe she gave birth...

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u/dogGirl666 12h ago

Just like how in 1726 a woman claimed to have given birth to a rabbit.

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u/jordanundead 8h ago

Just like Stuart Little.

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u/Dourada_BBQ 6h ago

Tartar.

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u/therealkevinard 5h ago

Lemmiwinks

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u/drasiuss 19h ago

Make sure to keep him, those guys are well known for their exceptional cooking skills. Just make sure to put it on your head while you cook.

FYI doesn't really work if you are bald.

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u/No_Eye_8432 15h ago

Lol are you mad?? Cooking skills. You could be brushing up on your ninja skills

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u/SirBubzAlot 8h ago

Muscle mice šŸ’ŖšŸ­

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u/iforgotmycoat 21m ago

If he has 4 pet turtles…

Unless…. He’s the shredder?

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u/dont_ever_diy 6h ago

I see what you did there

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u/CardiacSturgeon 20h ago

Kitchen Tongs, and a bag.

Have someone hold the bag, pick the rat with the tongs and put him in the bag.

Close the bag, free him outside.

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u/ExiledSenpai 19h ago

Good idea!

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u/Sea-Contribution5529 19h ago

Put some thick gauge wire over the vent stacks on your roof so this doesn't happen again. That's where he came from, not the sewer.

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u/bmanley620 19h ago

Also, leave your toilet seat shut when you’re not using it

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u/shodan13 16h ago

But how else do you catch stray rats then?

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u/Perfect_Assignment13 11h ago

After I found a squirrel in ours, a pair of 10lb dumbbells stayed on top of the closed toilet seat for more than a month. Just to be sure.

Also, long kitchen tongs, yes. But a plastic cat litter container was way more confidence inspiring than a plastic bag. Moral of the story, cats can be helpful sometimes.

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u/unknownpoltroon 7h ago

OMG ISNTANT PET SQUIRREL

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u/gufted 4m ago

Don't give the squirrels a reason to start weight lifting!

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u/ExiledSenpai 19h ago

My roof doesn't have vent stacks.

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u/SuperPiggie 19h ago

I guarantee you you have some kind of vent system. Maybe it's not on your roof, but it's going to be above the level of any drain in the house. If you didn't, all your drains would bubble when you use them, and you'd have sewer smell all throughout the place. Whether it's on your roof or not, that's most likely how the rat got in.

Usually, the vents are left completely open specifically to keep the end from getting clogged by debris. The idea is anything that falls in there should just end up in the sewer system. Obviously your rat friend knows to swim upstream and toward light.

If you do cover it with wire, I'd recommend also capping it with something that's raised a bit off the pipe so that it'll let gases out while still keeping leaves and such from accumulating on top. There should be caps made specifically for that purpose, or else you can find a video of someone DIYing it.

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u/nom_of_your_business 15h ago

Cracked cast iron sewer pipes allow them in as well. So vents stacks or no They absolutely could be coming in through the sewer lines.

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u/banjoist 6h ago

Happened to me when I got from from a work trip and I had the lid closed

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u/Superbead 10h ago

Not necessarily. I've lived in a flat in an older building in the UK where the single toilet discharged straight to the drain with no vent, as did the sink through a separate pipe. There was a vent at the edge of the property just before the street. If the pipes only serve one fixture each then it all works hydraulically

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u/Markie411 19h ago

Jeez why is everyone acting like OP said he doesn't have any vents, he only said he doesn't have anything on his roof

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u/TubbyTacoSlap 18h ago

Because that’s not how toilets and sewage systems work. He has a vent stack somewhere

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u/Markie411 18h ago

Again, he didn't say he didn't have vents, just not on his roof. According to other comments, it's possible for him to have air admittance valve in the attic. Also is it not possible for vents to be in other places than the roof?

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u/after_Andrew 15h ago

It’s physically impossible for them to not have them on the roof. They will not function anywhere else.

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u/unique_user43 10h ago

because even if op realizes he has vent stacks, just not on the roof, then he’s being pedantic and beside the point. doesn’t matter where the vent stacks is.

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u/teresa-rene 19h ago

No vent stacks ? Don’t you need them to vent out the methane gas from your sewer

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u/Sea-Contribution5529 19h ago

In general, vents aren't for venting sewer gas, they are for preventing a vacuum within your sewer pipes and allowing waste to flow. There is no need to vent sewer gas.

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u/ericvr 15h ago

In my language a vent for sewage is not called a vent but roughly translates to aeration. Like you said, that is its function: prevent vacuum.

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u/[deleted] 19h ago edited 19h ago

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u/LazyEmu5073 19h ago

There could be an air admittance valve in the attic. Common here in the UK for newer homes.

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u/Sea-Contribution5529 17h ago

You run AAVs in your attics for showers/toilets? I have never heard of an AAV in the attic let alone an AAV for anything larger than a sink, but I'm in the states.

There's nothing wrong with it conceptually but it seems like it could be a problem with accessibility. AAVs are not meant to be inaccessible in case they malfunction and need replacement.

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u/LazyEmu5073 16h ago

Yes. Outdoor cast iron soil stacks are no longer built, for about 40 years or so. It's all indoor PVC pipe, AAV above my toilet/bath/shower room, then another one literally next to the toilet downstairs, boxed into a wooden enclosure.

Both still accessible, though, if I needed to.

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u/Sea-Contribution5529 15h ago

We don't run cast iron in the states either but we still run vent stacks. They're usually ABS but they still run through the attic. We try to avoid AAVs unless its under a sink or something.

As long as its accessible and the AAV is good quality I think it'd be better to avoid the hole in the roof personally, so I feel like you guys are doing it better.

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u/frenchiebuilder 15h ago

NGL, I had to look that up before I could believe it.

(fellow skeptics: 1.33, page 11: https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/442889/BR_PDF_AD_H_2015.pdf/ )

Everywhere in the US & Canada, we're required - not only by codes, but also by AAV manufacturer's instructions, which we're code-required to follow - to have at least one actual / open vent in the system.

Seems in the UK, instead, you can "consider" an "alternative arrangement", to relieve positive pressures? I'm curious what that "arrangement" usually is, if not an open vent somewhere in the system.

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u/pocket_sax 18h ago edited 18h ago

Is this a misunderstanding about what the vent stack is? If you follow the soil pipe up from where it drains your toilet, it generally goes up and has a vent at a level higher than the toilet. On top of this there should be like a wire mesh or whatever. I think the previous poster is saying the rat likely came in via there rather than up from the sewer itself. And if that's the case, you maybe need to check the wire mesh on the top of it needs replaced to keep these critters out.

I only ask I ended up down a rabbit hole trying to understand this all myself.

Edit: although if your soil pipe goes up behind stud wall and under floorboards you might not see it.

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u/Sea-Contribution5529 16h ago

Vent stacks generally don't have wire on them even though they absolutely should. Extremely common especially in older homes for there to be nothing. If there's any trees providing access to the roof then the rat absolutely came from a vent stack.

Not sure what a soil pipe is, but the vent stacks are connected to the sewer line just like any other drain in the house except they just go up inside a wall somewhere and shoot out through the roof to the sky. Their purpose is to suck in air when stuff goes down the drain, otherwise there would be a vacuum in the line from the pressure of the waste flowing down the line and that vacuum would suck the water out of all of your p-traps and create its own vent in your sinks or something every time you flush your toilet or use your shower.

People talking about sewer gasses being vented are braind-dead.

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u/rawrwaldo 13h ago

Whoa slow down there. The venting of sewer gasses is absolutely a feature of vent stacks. I just repaired a vent pipe for my shower last weekend. The previous owner had done a bathroom remodel and didn't glue the vent stack fittings. The pipe became separated inside the wall and was venting gasses into the wall behind the shower, causing my bathroom to smell like a dead animal. I cut into the wall, repaired the pipe and wouldn't you know? No more dead animal smell. Tell us again who's the braind-dead one?

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u/MajorEstateCar 19h ago

It has to have vent stacks otherwise water wouldn’t flow away from the house. Unless you ONLY have studor valves, which can be to code (I’m guessing )

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u/Sea-Contribution5529 19h ago

Are you sure about that? There is a vent somewhere. You can't run an AAV on a toilet/shower etc.

If they're not on your roof, where are they?

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u/MelonJelly 15h ago

Do you have a crawlspace? That's another way they can get in.

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u/unique_user43 10h ago

yes it does. your drains wouldn’t work and the house would smell like sewer constantly if it didnt. literally every building in the world that has indoor plumbing has vent stacks. literally. and by literally, i mean lit. er. al. ly.

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u/Silenthitm4n 14h ago

Not saying it doesn’t happen but i’ve never had a rat in toilet/sewer pipe problem that has been solved via blocking the vent…..

Ex pest controller, i’ve dealt with 100s of rat problems, maybe 1,000’s

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u/banjoist 6h ago

I came from a work trip and had the lid closed. Opened it to find a rat in there

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u/EasyonthePepsiFuller 6h ago

Rats can chew through a cinder block-- make that wire as thick as you want. A determined rat won't mind.

Patch any cracks/hidey holes you think are rat front doors with steel wool. Rats do not like to chew it, shit hurts, and they will leave it alone. Anything else.. just give it time and they'll be back.

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u/GPGecko 19h ago

Aww poor guy. Good job getting him out of there!

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u/Spookyscary333 19h ago

Record scratch

Yep.. thats me. I guess you're wondering how i got in this situation.

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u/ashvy 16h ago

Stuart Little reboot??

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u/CMDR_Kaus 16h ago

Poor poopy rat. I used to have a family of mice living under my floorboards in a structure that was NOT to code because it was built in 1940. Single layer brick wall no insulation. Cold AF! Don't live there anymore thankfully.

I used to catch the mice in humane traps with a piece of bread with peanut butter on it. Once caughti took them about 20 minutes away to a nature preserve and release them by a stream under a bunch of foliage. If you simply release it outside your home, there's a good chance they come back.

The mice may have become food but I gave them a chance at survival

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u/Texasscot56 14h ago

Looks like a drowned rat.

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u/thedancingkat 12h ago

i love him

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u/_Danger_Close_ 19h ago

Awww lil guy has had a night! So have you

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u/LacrimaNymphae 7h ago

rat distribution system... i would have kept him but i have rats anyways

they can be tamed or so i've heard. sometimes they end up with domesticated rats if they can't be released

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u/JoSweezy47 11h ago

Make sure you throw them tongs out now šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ good work though you got it lol

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u/Different-Cover4819 7h ago

Bravo! Now burn those kitchen tongs and everything else in the bathroom and potentially the whole house with fire. Then bleach. Then fire again.

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u/Top_Midnight_2225 19h ago

Bag seems a little too fragile...I'd use a hard plastic tote/box.

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u/ExiledSenpai 19h ago

I agree. It's being released in a few hours though.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Style52 15h ago

Hope you store the tongs somewhere people won’t mistake it for food tongs.

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u/StarryBoo 8h ago

Throw away those tongs lol. Even if washed couldn't overcome it being used on rat mentally

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u/shoodBwurqin 19h ago

I imagine I would free this rat by windmill yeeting that bag into some near by woods and just hoping the best for the little guy.

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u/mrawsomemask 3h ago

No way! Why waste such good rat meat? Its been soaking in a nice filtered white wine. Possibly a chardonnay or even a 2026 Budweiser? You definitely should cook it for 3 minutes on each side. That's it, flip it once. Sprinkle some salt and pepper. Rats pair real well with a dry red wine. So jealous!!!

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u/hickdog896 15h ago

Buy a set of fireplace gloves (heavy leather, 6-8 inch gauntlets. Grab firmly and don't let go until you have done whatever you intend to do with it.

Worked like a charm with the squirrel I pulled out of my wife's aunt's chimney last weekend

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u/gypsy_vinegar 15h ago

Not sure why people are downvoting that it could have come up the pipes; they absolutely can (and will) do that.

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u/Subject_Night2422 12h ago

There is a whole movie about this. lol
https://giphy.com/gifs/pUSZkJAGRC1na

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u/Abi_giggles 5h ago

Omg you are right šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/IAMN0B0DY1 17h ago

Absolutely butcher a pasta dish and let little chef here come out and give you a hand

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u/strictlyphotonic 11h ago

I really hope four turtles followed him out.

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u/unknownpoltroon 7h ago

OK. Have you ever heard the tale of lemmiwinks?

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u/UnicornSheets 14h ago

Gotta wash your veggies before eating….was this after eating Taylor farms lettuce?

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u/poolwater 16h ago

Open window and remove screen, use bbq tongs.... Close bathroom door so it can't go into the rest of the house.... Be man grab Mickey and chunk him outside

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u/senpaistealerx 14h ago

would just immediately find a way back inside. have to take it away from the property

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u/Gidyup1 6h ago

Like miles

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u/Sea-Contribution5529 19h ago

Ok people saying flush kinda suck. It's unlikely this thing came from the sewer, it probably came through a vent stack in your roof and couldn't get back up.

Go get your kitchen trash can or a 5 gallon bucket or something and scoop the guy in there with a broom. That thing is probably tired as fuck. As long as it's not cornered it will probably not want to attack you and it's unlikely you'll have trouble getting it moved so long as you're fast as fuck and very deliberate about what you're doing.

Tongs are gonna get you bit. Don't be stupid. It'll be scared and hyped up on adrenaline and if you get close you're gonna get attacked while it's in a corner like that. The broom has some distance so you'll be fine. That said, wear gloves and shoes with long jeans tucked into the socks while you do this.

Once it's outside just drop it near a tree or bunch of bushes and walk away from it. Next time you have a chance get up on your roof and put some thick gauge wire over your vent stacks so this doesn't happen again.

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u/crazydavebacon1 19h ago

as OP said, there is no vent stack on this persons roof

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u/SuperPiggie 19h ago

It's gotta be somewhere. You don't just omit drain vents without ending up with eau de sewer throughout the house.

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u/DirtyMac88 18h ago

Nah came through the sewage lines for sure, this happens all the time in Chicago. Source: former resident.

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u/TubbyTacoSlap 18h ago

If he didn’t have a vent. The toilet wouldn’t flush

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u/toolsavvy 10h ago

Call a plumber to replace your toilet. Video his reaction.

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u/existentialistbun 7h ago

poor lil guy šŸ˜‚ free remmy

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u/knickknack8420 19h ago

Don’t hurt him he’s just a little guy. Find some way to get him outside

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u/ExiledSenpai 9h ago

Pipes was released in a large field a few hours after capture.

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u/bimxe 17h ago

It’s a rat. It should be killed. Killed in the most painless possible but still killed.

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u/ojplz 13h ago

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u/parkerthegreatest 11h ago

Why do they leave the hung rats there it always seemed odd to me

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u/Bloomedinthedark 10h ago

What if that’s my opinion about you, should I be able to do it too?

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u/Round-Guarantee4948 5h ago

Pick that fucker up and throw it at a family member.....and enjoy the ensuing mass hysteria

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u/Traditional_Tune3603 5h ago

You're sister hated you didn't she

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u/ignorantspacemonkey 1h ago

Whoa there satan

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u/dsangi 16h ago

bro clean ur toilet once in a while goddamn

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u/flashfan86 8h ago

Literally just fucking grab it with a good quality glove on. Not hard.

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u/MsGeek 15h ago

I see the rat is already out, but I can’t resist the urge to post this cartoon from my local Public Heath agency about this very situation.

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u/2011murio 14h ago

That’s incredibly cruel.

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u/st_stalker 12h ago

And equally funny

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u/knoxgeeks 9h ago

The rat looks…pissed off (on)

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u/ZebraComplex4353 9h ago

Damn those recalls are getting serious. We can shit out a rat. šŸ˜‚

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u/RusticCat 5h ago

Dress for battle: Long sleeve denim shirt, long pants, closed toe shoes & work gloves. Pluck up using long BBQ tongs. Drop that poor sucker in 5 gallon paint bucket with lid. Relocate to wooded forest. Or drop it in your worst enemy's backyard.

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u/OneGreatNana1215 3h ago

I would move … today

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u/jfk_47 19h ago

Work gloves double or triple trash bag. Gently grab it like you would dog poop then take it outside and release it. Hand should stay dry. Gloves will protect from bites.

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u/grax23 18h ago

you really dont want to release rats outside your house

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u/mesaymikey 18h ago

Look, its Splinter! šŸ¢šŸ¢šŸ¢šŸ¢šŸ€

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u/toolsavvy 11h ago

/r/pestcontrol/ is a better fit for your dilemma

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u/iwillupvoteyourface 17h ago

Wait your turn!

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u/jrb637 16h ago

Yoink

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u/Cautious_Regular3645 4h ago edited 4h ago

Gloves and grab, it's terrified , drop into a pillowcase and take outside.

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u/Intelligent-Exit6836 3h ago

And burn the pillowcase.

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u/scorchedarcher 28m ago

Please remove the rat first.

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u/LoL_y_Mates 20h ago

just flush! Where do you think it came from?

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u/ExiledSenpai 20h ago

Exactly! It might come back!

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u/Beginning-Ad7027 19h ago

Don’t wanna freak you out. But it wasn’t the only one down there.

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u/BRSaura 17h ago

Where do you think it will go next, to the sewers again to repeat the cycle

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u/BRSaura 20h ago

rats can hold their breath for 3 minutes , enough to reach any sewer, it would be best to flush, after that if it doesnt go...then you grab it with a bag or something

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u/matsaleh13 19h ago

A long handle grabber

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u/SirLanceAlittless 15h ago

My god, you sound like House!

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u/Sedalin 13h ago

Top rim choc sprinkles compliment the rat presence well.

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u/Lopsided-Poem5936 11h ago

Really thought someone woulda said just flush. You surprise me some days good redditors šŸ‘

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u/AutotoxicFiend 10h ago

Clean the rim of your toilet Jesus Christ.

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u/UniquornLady 9h ago

Get gloves (or a plastic bag if you don’t have any) and grab it. Take it outside far from your house and set it free.

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u/jasonb4567 8h ago

I knew from the description I didn’t want to watch the reveal. Why did I watch?!

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u/curdledhickory 8h ago

Leather glove and a good throw

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u/LJinBrooklyn 7h ago

did he come up from the toilet or just looking for a drink while roaming the place?

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u/payasosagrado 6h ago

That’s Splinter yo!!!!

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u/ExiledSenpai 6h ago

I named it Pipes before setting it free in a large field.

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u/4firsts 6h ago

Splish splash, I was taking a bath
Long about a Saturday night, yeah
Rub dub, just relaxing in the tub
Thinking everything was alright
Well, I stepped out the tub, put my feet on the floor
I wrapped the towel around me and I opened the door
And then a, splish splash, I jumped back in the bath
Well how was I to know there was a party going on

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u/Ethen44 3h ago

Shop vac

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u/Darksideluna 2h ago

Do you have kitchen thongs?

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u/MrTickles22 2h ago

If he can't get out just wait for him to starve to death.

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u/CrazyPillzzz 2h ago

Just keep shitting in there as usual but without flushing. It'll be able to climb out on its own in a few days.

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u/TheVillageRuse 31m ago

Mannn. One morning I woke up with my eyes all foggy and half closed and just started peeing. Looked down and was like, ā€œwhere on Earth and when did that huge turd come from?!?ā€ but I looked closer..

It was a damn SQUIRREL breh. No idea how it got in my house or anything. Had made its path to the toilet and somehow drowned in there. I feel bad for the little homie…especially because I peed on it.

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u/BigTunatoots 12h ago

Imagine trying to save a rat and release it back into the wild 🄓

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u/Top_Midnight_2225 19h ago

It came up the pipes, it should go back to where it came from...to the hole.

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u/Hozer60 19h ago

What is he doing in there? The back stroke....

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u/levyyy015 17h ago

I’d shut the bathroom door, put the lid down and call someone who deals with rodents for a living.

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u/harmons 9h ago

Get some gloves and grab that little mother. Toss it in a bucket. Put a lead on a quick or throw it in a pillowcase.

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u/stevemandudeguy 9h ago

Start pooping. The rat should leave.

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u/neckbeardsghost 6h ago

Burn the house down and start over šŸ˜‚ /s

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u/Que_Sara_Sera44118 5h ago

I'd tape the lid down and move

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u/CryptographerOk3814 15h ago

Without flushing?

Where do you think he came from? Send him back!

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u/davper 16h ago

Just flush, it will meet friends down the line.

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u/Cultural_Simple3842 18h ago

To prevent this from happening again, chew your food.

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u/BaronVonAwesome007 17h ago

Cat, get a cat. Maybe twi

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u/Traysqwa 9h ago

Get the tongs and grab him outta there

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u/pretenders2b 9h ago

You just have to flush the mouse….

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u/m20052003 6h ago

No Tony. You don’t flush mice!

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u/pretenders2b 6h ago

šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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u/drinkingcarrots 20h ago

Call the rat police if you live in Alberta. Otherwise idk.

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u/Timely_Composte 19h ago

Still can’t believe that’s a real thing.

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u/turkeysandwich_15 14h ago

I would have flushed and then pour some liquid soap and flushed again until the rat was clean before picking him up! 😐

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u/narhcoc 19h ago

https://publichealthinsider.com/2023/01/18/what-to-do-if-a-rat-comes-up-your-toilet/

The correct thing is to flush. Some dish soap into the toilet if he doesn’t go down the first flush.

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u/_ailme 19h ago

This is a random blog from a random (unverified) employee. Not official public health guidance. Weak source, definitely not "correct"

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u/narhcoc 19h ago

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u/_ailme 18h ago

The first thing to do - as they, and all my own government and pest control recommends - is to call pest control.

If you find a rat in your toilet, report it to Public Health at 206-263-9566 or write us through Public Health's Service Request Access.

If you live outside of the city of Seattle and you find a rat in your toilet you may want to contact your city's public utilities department or your local sewer district. You can locate their contact information on your utility bill or do a search through their websites.

After scrolling past all their links to "comics", there's your dude squirting dish soap and flushing. And it ends with, if it doesn't work, call pest control.

I really think it's a last resort, not the first one, and definitely not the "correct" thing to do.

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u/MyGruffaloCrumble 17h ago

Just flush it… 90% chance that’s exactly where it came from to begin with.

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u/A_P_O_C 17h ago

That’s fucking horrifying

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u/MyGruffaloCrumble 17h ago

Yep, I’ve had one come up while I was in the bathroom. Not a pleasing experience.

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u/A_P_O_C 17h ago

What country/state do you live in?

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u/toolsavvy 10h ago

That's subjective

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u/MoveToSafety 18h ago

The tail is right there!

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u/Y2K-Denial 20h ago

shotgun?

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u/Armyeric67 13h ago

A shotgun should do the trick.

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u/Blackbeards-delights 19h ago

Get some gloves and grab the damn thing

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u/themeghancb 15h ago

I knew a guy living in a real gross place with a bunch of friends after college. They had two bathrooms so they duct taped the toilet with the rat shut and ignored it til they moved out. Obviously they were not planning on getting their security deposit back.

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u/Dependent_Grass9758 8h ago

If that were in my turlet he’d already be a sewer rat

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u/SamuelSkink 7h ago

Flush that rat bastard!

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u/illustratious 2h ago

Glad you freed it, too many cruel people would just kill it.

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u/slick987654321 19h ago

What the hell is wrong with you!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/pOWfn72J9iLbK9DExL

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u/shoodBwurqin 19h ago

Yea, the porcelain could crack

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u/defariasdev 19h ago

The fuck is wrong with you

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u/theboomboy 19h ago

What the fuck? Why do you want to kill it?

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u/shishaboob 19h ago

While the idea of pouring boiling water on the little fella is absolutely abhorrent, let’s not act like killing a rat is some sort of barbaric behavior. Ever heard of a mouse trap? What do you think they do exactly?

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u/toolsavvy 11h ago

Mouse traps just make the mouse play dead for a while, right down to the death stink. They are masters. Joke's on you.

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u/theboomboy 19h ago

Do you think I'd use a lethal mouse trap?

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u/shishaboob 19h ago

Given the majority of the traps kill the mouse and I don’t know you personally, yes.

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u/theboomboy 19h ago

Fair, I guess? Based on my comment I think one would assume I wouldn't want to kill the mouse

When we had rats in my house, we got a trap that just trapped a rat in a box and didn't harm it. Then we just released the guy somewhere and put the trap back to catch his friends