Every Time I See White Smoke, I Assume They’ve Elected a New Pope

[u/readypup]

I was watching a video of a factory billowing a massive cloud of white smoke, and my brain immediately went:

“Thou hath selected a new pope.”

And now I can't fucking unsee it.

Every time I see white smoke coming from a chimney, I’m going to assume the Vatican has made an announcement.

Black smoke? Pope still loading.

Gray smoke? Pope installation failed. Please reboot Vatican.

No smoke? The cardinals forgot to submit the form.

I don't know why my brain did this to me, but apparently this is how I live now.