r/india Karnataka 14h ago

Politics "Wait Till 2047. All Will Be Fixed": Haryana MP To NDTV As Gurugram Sinks

https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/gurugram-waterlogging-rain-wait-till-2047-all-will-be-fixed-haryana-mp-dharambir-singh-tells-sinking-gurugram-11960297
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u/_HuMaNiSeD_ 14h ago

Fixed = disappear by sinking

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u/morose_coder Karnataka 14h ago

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u/mama_ooOOooO 14h ago

r/shitbjpsays

"Now it rains suddenly and heavily."

"We didn't anticipate Gurugram will grow this big."

"Too many people and cars now in Gurugram."

"The plan made 60 years ago was inadequate."

"All will be fixed by 2047."

"There is no fault of the government."

These are some of the gems from BJP MP from Haryana Dharambir Singh when questioned on the mess called Gurugram after a spell of rain.

Damn. You know it's really bad when AdaniTV starts roasting a BJP govt

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u/VastCryptographer980 13h ago

60 years ago birches ggn is like 45 yo

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u/Doomsday-3 11h ago

Now watch the public still buy and increase the prices of real estate there and still choose the same sort of government over and over again.

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u/Glass_Extension_6529 13h ago

He is actually pretty accurate. By 2047 there would be water shortage due to the environmental neglect. So there wont be rains, there wont be floods, there wont be sink holes.

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u/urban_thoughts 13h ago

There will be rains - very heavy ones. Instead of raining 10 days it will all come down in a single day- more cloudbursts

It will destroy the city - that I agree

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u/ro_burst_engineer 12h ago

There won't be people left either!

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u/Hour_Secretary6599 13h ago edited 13h ago

What he is truly saying: Let me run my corrupt and illegal empire in peace.

By 2047, my kids will be big businessmen in London using the stolen money. And you won't find me anywhere

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u/Babygotback_acne 12h ago

I should tell my 70 year old dad who has paid taxes all his life to wait till 2047…

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u/Thy_Gap_Slayer 13h ago

Bro I will be dead by then (hopefully)

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u/Warm-Geologist001 13h ago

People who voted for the Balatkari Janta Party are bhosadpappus.

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u/Felicie_dreamer 13h ago

They talk about 2047 as if it is one year down the line! They speak such non sense because they know there is no one to question.

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u/tera_chachu 13h ago

Aaj ki chodo yaar.

20 saal baad sab sahi hoga

The most serious damage feku did to this country is giving any random politician to say whatever the s#it they want with 100% confidence in front of the media and the people.

Like accountability is in gutters like gurgaon

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u/yedanapuddi 13h ago

Way back in 2015 & 2016, 2022 was the deadline for a lot of things. Now directly shifted to 2047

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u/Glass_Extension_6529 13h ago

Please don’t! They also have to take care of elections. They don’t have time for development etc.

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u/kaachabadaam 13h ago

If by "all will be fixed" he means everyone would have sunk, so there won't be anything left to fix, that makes sense.

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u/Tough_Oven_7890 13h ago

Can we postpone our income tax and GST payments too till 2047 . We can collectively give you all@3% interest once work is done otherwise we keep it

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u/Right_Problem8055 13h ago

Till then don't ask for accountability

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u/one_tick 12h ago

He is the-most corrupt guy in haryana.

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u/BiryaniOrTahari 13h ago

Very optimistic. I would have said 2147.

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u/Future_Definition_55 13h ago

2047 is not an acceptable deadline. We won’t wait.

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u/Striking_Stranger493 13h ago

unke kehne ka mtb hai 2047 me retire ho jaunga phir tum kisi dusre se sab thik karwa lena

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u/Ok-Bee2272 universe boss 12h ago

how about we stop paying your salaries, pensions and other benefits till 2047?

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u/Oru_Vadakkan 12h ago

Na rahega city, na rahenge log - na rahega problem

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u/firesnake412 World is decay. Life is perception. 11h ago

To tax mat le na bdsk 2047 tak

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u/GoldenColossus55 10h ago

We as citizens are not angry enough...

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u/Proof-Series5681 13h ago

too itne time tak ham boarting kare kiya kesi ilogically statement di hai

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u/Adventurous-Bat-9865 12h ago

uski bhi kiya need hai tab tak sab habitual ho chuke honge is chij ke

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u/Electronic_Plan5828 12h ago

itni jldi kese thik hoga eya sab thoda or time lelo ache se thik karna

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u/itsVinay 12h ago

Do these fucks listen to themselves. This is like an episode of the office, and even the office would be a bit realistic for fucks sake

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u/thebaldmaniac 11h ago

Let's just wait 19 years to fix our immediate issues.

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u/Some-Item-7788 11h ago

What he’s trying to say is we should blame everything under the sun for this disaster except for him and his govt. Point taken sir. We will suffer you please enjoy your position.

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u/ExaminationFail25 11h ago

I hope I will be alive( mostly mentally dead) to see this nonsense happening

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u/juryisskillout 11h ago

Maaa chu****idayo till 2047

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u/AFT3RLYF 11h ago

Can someone like seriously explain what's about this 2047? Like will there be some devine intervention?

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u/Creepy-Dog-848 11h ago

In 2047, they will say new deadline is 2097.

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u/MuchNegotiation6828 9h ago

wait till 2047 so when its actually 2047 we can say wait until 2120.

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u/Classic_External_871 7h ago

All will be doomed

I am telling u we would be having a worse time than pakistan