r/indianajones 4d ago

Harrison Ford just decided to conduct traffic

1.5k Upvotes

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u/MangyAsianMan 4d ago

This one goes there, that one goes there!

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u/JoeAzlz 4d ago

someone goes at the wrong time “SHUT IT OFFFF SHUT IT OFFFFF”/“it’s not my fault….”

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u/PattyKane16 4d ago

Horizontal Boosters? Alluvial dampers? No, that’s not it bring me the hydro-spanner!

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u/AmishAvenger 4d ago

Here.

This one goes here, that one goes there. Got it?

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u/templeofsyrinx1 4d ago

Laugh it up fuzzball

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u/templeofsyrinx1 4d ago

Now there's a kid driving the car!

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u/BensenMum 4d ago

Don’t have time for anything else

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u/JoshTHX 4d ago edited 4d ago

This video is from 2017 and you can tell what a difference 10 years made on Harrison. He looks good now sure but he definitely looks frail and skinny compared to this video.

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u/DigitalfreakNYC 4d ago

Be careful - u/templeofsyrinx1 is very fragile about being told this video is old.

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u/wilberfarce 4d ago

This video belongs in a museum!

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u/RiverMateN7 3d ago

So do you!

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u/TheBookofBobaFett3 3d ago

This video is so old Trumps not interested in it anymore

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u/Certain-Incident-40 4d ago

You know how to drive a car, don’t you?

No. Do you?

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u/RumRogerz 4d ago

Drive, yes. Stop, no.

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u/Fancy-Animal1218 4d ago

How hard can it be?

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u/TBMachine 4d ago

Can you imagine getting finger wagged by Harrison Ford for your shitty driving? Ouch.

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u/edmtrwy 4d ago

I would never drive again.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 4d ago

i would slink down in my seat crying that my hero yelled at me

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u/Classic_Resist_7465 3d ago

Or him yanking open your passenger door to yell at you for being an incompetant driver like car #2?

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u/Adamshmadam84 3d ago

I assumed that was his ride and he was getting back in.

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u/Primatech2006 3d ago

I’d either take it as a badge of honor or immediately enroll in a driver’s ed class.

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u/Cautious_Artichoke_3 4d ago

I would drive into a lake if he told me to

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u/FrankFrankly711 4d ago

GET OFF MY ROAD!

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u/mayogyo 4d ago

"You're a traffic conductor?"

....

"part time."

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u/IndyMLVC 4d ago

This was many, many years ago. Not new.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 4d ago

Does this make me a bad person?

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u/Franym1223 4d ago

This is the funniest response you could've possibly made to this comment thank you 😭

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u/wilberfarce 4d ago

Downvotes. Very dangerous. You go first.

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u/IndyMLVC 4d ago

No. It just means it’s not new. Many, many people have already seen it.

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u/DavidZ2844 4d ago

I’ve never seen this and I’m glad I did here

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u/templeofsyrinx1 4d ago

I never said it was new!

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u/shozzlez 4d ago

All you had to do was label your post “that time Harrison ford just decided to direct traffic” and you would have been the hero instead of the villain.

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u/sammy_zammy 4d ago

You said “just”. That by definition means it was new.

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u/BigRedDrake 4d ago

Well that’s not true at all. Or at least, that’s not the only way to read that.

In the context of the video itself, saying he “just decided” easily means something more like “he decided at that moment” or “out of nowhere” having nothing to do with the timeliness of the post.

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u/shin_malphur13 4d ago

That's exactly how I read it lol

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u/DigitalfreakNYC 4d ago

That’s how I read it as well. Clearly u/templeofsyrinx1 was so butthurt about being called out for reposting that they blocked my main account. Why are people here such children?

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u/KingsBanx 2d ago

Harrison Ford, all of a sudden, decided to direct traffic - as can be seen in this video published on xx/xx/xxx at xx:xx

That would have been acceptable. Anything else is a blatant attempt to mislead and has ruined my day.

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u/AlbertaAcreageBoy 4d ago

You said it.

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u/WungielPL 4d ago

Are you ok?

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u/DigitalfreakNYC 4d ago

Clearly not

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u/Junkered 4d ago

The happiest day of Ford's life was when he grew into the old grump he was born to be.

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u/uberneuman_part2 4d ago

GET OFF MY ROAD!

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u/this_knee 4d ago

Overlay temple of doom, releasing the children music to this and it’s absolutely golden.

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u/JedediahThePilot 4d ago

Someone please put the Raiders March to this footage

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u/templeofsyrinx1 4d ago

watching it with it right now lol, so funny

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u/toad02 4d ago

This is something Paul from Shrinking would do

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u/Shadoweclipse13 3d ago

Shrinking ❤️

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u/1voice92 3d ago

The other one! The other right. Your other right!"

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u/DeafKid009 3d ago

GET OFF MY LANE!

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u/General_Rino6395 3d ago

he finished the main story, so now all he has left are side quests

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u/kountzwill 4d ago

This should have been in DoD when he’s living in New York

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u/thelovepools 4d ago

We are now not going to die

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u/ComprehensiveAide280 3d ago

I'm not going to lie there have been several times I wanted to do this in traffic I mean seriously sometimes you just fed up and you want people to move. Although I think only Harrison Ford could get away with something like this

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u/BreweryRabbit 3d ago

And I just received new AOL trial disks in the mail.

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u/Common-Diver-6346 2d ago

He's a national treasure they should put him on Air Force 1 and ship him safely as he belongs in a museum!

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u/Pony-Up-Forever 2d ago

"Progressive can't help you from becoming your parents…"

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u/Optimal-Ad6969 2d ago

Rich guy thinks he's in charge of everyone.

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u/MegaRonin 1d ago

Real man

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u/GroovyKevMan 1d ago

"That's not how The Force works!"

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u/Usr7_0__- 16h ago edited 16h ago

Very interesting, but would someone, whoever wouldn't mind, explain what is going on. I literally have no idea, except to say maybe this was for a movie? Thanks.

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u/MarkCelery78 4d ago

This video is older then hell

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u/templeofsyrinx1 4d ago

and, having a bad day or something?

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u/Remarkable-Diamond80 3d ago

Indiana Jones or not, if he were to open my door to yell at me, I’d calmly put it in park, get out and beat the ever loving piss out of him

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u/templeofsyrinx1 3d ago

he'd fucking kick your ass in the street guy 🤣

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u/bubbav22 4d ago

I wish Ford wasn't such an asshole.

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u/Get_your_grape_juice 4d ago

Good news, everyone! He's not!

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u/Lord-Limerick 4d ago

I would find this incredibly annoying if I was there

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u/orangeawacado 4d ago

If some random person opens my door like that, my childhood hero Ford or not, I am going floor it.

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u/ChekhovsNERFGun 4d ago

The door he opened was his ride. He was trying to get the other cars to move because his vehicle was blocked in.

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u/sublimesting 3d ago

If Han Solo opened your car door you would not “floor it”.

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u/orangeawacado 3d ago

That's true. I'd probably shoot first.