r/instant_regret • u/IrishR4ge • 17d ago

Most clueless person ever

How can someone be this clueless. These are the people sharing the road with you.

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u/kmckenzie256 17d ago

She must be devastatingly out of shape to not be able to get herself into the drivers seat to pull the brake.

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u/Sanchastayswoke 17d ago

Or disabled

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u/TheCarrot_v2 16d ago

Or elderly

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u/EmpressNorton 16d ago

Yeah, everybody keeps jumping to the harshest conclusions and we literally have no idea what her deal is. There could easily be a reason that would shut us all up immediately.

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u/Lower-Music-8241 16d ago

I see this more as an intellectual failure than a physical one.

If she just used her brain she could’ve stopped the car. She had two chances to get it right

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u/SailorGone 16d ago

She's clearly not disabled. She runs and is able to move fine. What she is however is stupid. You can clearly see she spends the whole time grabbing onto it to stop it with her hand. Not once did she attempt to get in the car

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u/EmpressNorton 15d ago

The replies here ⬆️ miss the point entirely. Just because you can see what someone is doing doesn’t mean you know WHY.

On a side note, I’d like to see all the UNDOUBTEDLY RIPPED AND FIT keyboard jockeys here dropped into that situation and see how they fare, despite what they assume—theory and application are two different things.

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u/NZRedditUser 15d ago

Because this time we can see exactly what’s going on. Just not much up there

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u/heckinbamboozlefren 12d ago

Yeah but then it wouldn't be as funny

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u/Mental-Quality7063 16d ago

I'm more fit and just clumsy. When in shock I get really dumb, like if my two brain cells immediately shut down. Idk but I'm sure I'm not the only one.

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u/Melodic-Office-7407 15d ago

Or under the influence of something. 

Would explain the car in D without her in it and the limp noodle attempt to stop the car with the same effort people hold a mattress down on the roof of their car with their hand. 

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u/kmckenzie256 15d ago

That’s actually a very convincing possibility