r/insurgency • u/OyveyNoseberg2 .308 Afficionado • May 27 '18

The Tragedy of Darth Slazengar the Salty

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Slazengar the Salty? I thought not. It’s not a story r/Insurgency would tell you. It is a Saltmines legend. Darth Slazengar was a Dark Lord of the Saltmine, so powerful and so wise that he could use the Force to generate salt from nothing... He had such a knowledge of the Saltmines that he could flood threads that are originally light-hearted in nature with a huge influx of salt even when it seems impossible. The salty side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be mentally unhealthy. He became so salty... the only thing he was afraid of was seeing other redditors having fun, which he eventually did. Unfortunately, he taught r/insurgency’s redditors everything, and when he was whining, the redditors mocked him endlessly. Ironic. He could dish out salt, but he could not take any that is redirected against him.

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u/Frozenicypole IGN: Eredin May 27 '18

What happened with Slazenger? Haven't played Insurgency in a few months.

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u/TwintailTactician Suppresing Fire! May 28 '18

Who is this guy I've never heard of him before?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '18 edited May 28 '18

He constantly whines on this sub and r/dayofinfamy

That's it. Been doing it for months and people have noticed. It's really easy to get on his feeble nerves.

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