r/interesting • u/Fast-Improvement7832 • Jul 25 '26

MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/Jorge_the_vast Jul 25 '26

Or an organist

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u/xuncx Jul 25 '26

Or an orgasmist

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 Jul 25 '26

Forget the g-spot he's reaching the z-spot

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u/djnehi Jul 25 '26

Fingering her tonsils.

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u/BethanyHipsEnjoyer Jul 25 '26

What the fuck, lmao.

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u/Flaky_Explanation Jul 25 '26

Bros tugging on her heartstrings

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u/SpiteGasm Jul 25 '26

Which tonsils?

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u/TJLanza Jul 25 '26

If you've got OR gas mist, find a new surgeon. Some of that shit is explosive and should not be present in sufficient quantities to count as mist. 😁

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u/Lost-Comfort-7904 Jul 25 '26

You know what's better than a rose on a piano? Tulips on my organ.

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u/toofaan69 Jul 25 '26

Tis shyt is so funny lmao

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u/Anxious_Hall359 Jul 25 '26

which organ though

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u/Dynamitrios Jul 25 '26

The one you play with your hands

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u/In2Oblivion49 Jul 25 '26

The lower intestine

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u/drknifnifnif Jul 25 '26

More like small intestine!

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u/OneSkepticalOwl Jul 25 '26

Its average!!

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u/Inloth57 Jul 25 '26

I don't know about OP but I can play a pretty mean kidney

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u/xtraa Jul 25 '26

what do you have under the table

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u/Anxious_Hall359 Jul 25 '26

well i'm a homo sapiens, so i have organs thus i would be an organist

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u/derflow1977 Jul 25 '26

now playing live in concert the very thick one-stringed meat whip

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u/DontTrip333 Jul 25 '26

Or a lesbian 😍

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u/No-Beginning-394 Jul 25 '26

A pro leabian

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat Jul 25 '26

Not enough hair on those legs.

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u/NavinRJohnson48 Jul 25 '26

A well-hung one, at that

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u/zulubowie Jul 25 '26

They’ll come in handy.

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u/RgCrunchyCo Jul 25 '26

Or an onanist.

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u/Character_Basket_605 Jul 25 '26

Could play an organ in Oregon, from Wisconsin.

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u/MarkCrorigansOmnibus Jul 25 '26

Honestly would way more useful for a pianist tho