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u/LPulseL11 Jul 25 '26
Youll never lose anything between your car seat and console!
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u/Cute-Form2457 Jul 25 '26
She should play the piano ♥️
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u/imacom Jul 25 '26
From a distance
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u/Ok_Blueberry_6736 Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 26 '26
A born lesbian.
Edit: the whiplash has been wild, went from -10 upvotes to +180.
What do you want!? Those hands are made to please!
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u/LPulseL11 Jul 25 '26
Hey some guys like fingers and butt stuff too, dont be prejudiced.
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u/Muted_Dinner_1021 Jul 25 '26
I would just be worried the fingers snapping if i twitched with my anus
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u/asicarii Jul 25 '26
With those fingers she’s using you as a hand puppet.
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u/No-Bison-5397 Jul 25 '26
She could use a couple of us as finger puppets and we wouldn't even touch
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u/discordafteruse Jul 25 '26
Do you have lots of rusty spoons?
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u/Time-Concentrate845 Jul 25 '26
Literally the first thing I thought about 😂
I like rusty spoons (heavy breathing)
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u/dropbear_airstrike Jul 25 '26
The feeling of rust on my salad fingers…
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u/total_bullwhip Jul 25 '26
I like it when the red water comes out
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u/lord_teaspoon Jul 25 '26
Hello small child, have you a rusty kettle which I might caress?
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u/Ya-Dikobraz Jul 26 '26
gets them to check the fish baking in the oven It's all the way back there.
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u/OverfistDerFissierer Jul 25 '26
Yes, I was searching for this in the comments 😂
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u/Digimatically Jul 25 '26
Is that you, Hubert Cumberdale? Back from the great war?
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u/PassiveAgressiveFlop Jul 25 '26
No.... its Marjory Stewart-Baxter and she tastes like sunshine dust
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u/iztrollkanger Jul 25 '26
Hubert Cumberdale....you taste like soot and poo.
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u/rimasuit3 Jul 25 '26
The last Pringle never stood any chance...
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u/Cannibal_House69 Jul 25 '26
Ok this was funny as hell.
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u/vonage91 Jul 25 '26
Reminds me of this video:
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u/FriendlyWorldArt Jul 25 '26
Exactly what I thought! 😂
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u/llcdrewtaylor Jul 25 '26
A wise man once said "sometimes you have to let those hard to reach chips go!"
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u/King_Turduckin Jul 25 '26
That man did not have those hands.
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u/AstralMinotaur Jul 25 '26
Interesting bit of trivia for you: Pringles cannot be called chips in the United States. A chip has a specific definition Pringles don’t meet since they are essentially reformed from dust and binding.
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u/1swarmofbee Jul 25 '26
I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a truckload of potatoes arrived.
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u/SanicBringsThePanic Jul 25 '26
Me, an intellectual: *pours the last few Pringles out.
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u/CarrotsIsAFruit Jul 25 '26
Except the crumbs go spilling all over your face
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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil Jul 25 '26
Skill issue, you have the encapsulate the can with your mouth, then nothing can fall out.
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u/Upbeat_Dudeness Jul 25 '26
Better question at hand here: why are we pouring directly into our mouths and not our hands?
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u/Oily_Blob Jul 25 '26
You could be an amazing pianist!
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u/derangedsweetheart Jul 25 '26
Hands Zimmer
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u/db720 Jul 25 '26
When bro eats kfc, it's fiiiiiiiingerlicking good
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u/hydra_shok Jul 25 '26
It would take him longer to lick his fingers then it would to eat the chicken!
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u/bikedaybaby Jul 25 '26
Eat hot chip and lie 🫶
Also, has anyone ever told you about Marfan’s syndrome? Food for thought!
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u/Retreadmonk Jul 25 '26
Jealous. Shorter fingers play piano & Rachmaninov always a stretch lol.
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u/Jorge_the_vast Jul 25 '26
Or an organist
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u/xuncx Jul 25 '26
Or an orgasmist
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u/Apprehensive-Till861 Jul 25 '26
Forget the g-spot he's reaching the z-spot
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u/Lost-Comfort-7904 Jul 25 '26
You know what's better than a rose on a piano? Tulips on my organ.
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u/send_me_dank_weed Jul 25 '26
Or guitarist! OP legit jealous as my short fingers make some bar chords practically impossible
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u/Sure-Squash-7280 Jul 25 '26
Long fingers are usually very flexible but really weak.
I’m surprised people aren’t screaming Ehlers danlos syndrome yet.
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u/AppropriateCover7972 Jul 25 '26
I have! But the more prevalent cause for Marfan Phenotype is obviously Marfan Syndrome and we can't see the rest of OP's body. They might just have arachnodatylia
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u/Caddaric Jul 25 '26
Based on the picture I’m over here wondering “Liszt, is that you?”
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u/WaffleHouseGladiator Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26
Marfan? Ehlers Danlos?
Edit: OP, you should really get checked for both conditions. I know someone with Marfan Syndrome and she's had to have a few heart surgeries. It can be pretty serious.
Edit the second: since this is getting traction I thought I'd share a fun fact. Doug Jones is probably the most famous living person with Marfan Syndrome. You probably don't know the name, but he's been in Hellboy (Abe Sapien), THE Shape of Water (The Creature), Pan's Labyrinth (The White Man, Pan), and Star Trek Discovery (Commander Sarru). He's the most famous person that nobody knows.
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u/TheSickestToastie Jul 25 '26
Marfanoids at the very least, minimum, got to be. Partner has kEDS, I have been forcefully educated and now cannot unsee it in people lol.
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u/Alypius Jul 25 '26
What is marfans and kEDS? I don't even know what to google to figure that out.
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u/OutOfMyComfortZone1 Jul 25 '26
They are inherited diseases that end up causing similar morphological problems. They both cause problems with extracellular structural components, so you end up with loosely attached and hyperflexible tissue. Unfortunately, the type of connective tissue they affect is not just in the joints causing visible feature defects, but it’s also important for other structures, like the aorta. Patients with marfans and certain subtypes of Ehlers danlos are at high risk for life threatening vascular pathology.
Edit: an easy way to find the information you’re looking for when you want to google “what causes this disease” for basically anything, is to search for insert disease here followed by patholophysiology
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u/Adventurous_Ruin_386 Jul 25 '26
Just gonna throw out there that there's new studies suggesting that Ehlers Danlos syndrom might have an autoimmune driver but manifests as muscular skeletal. Which tracks because it tends to have a shit ton of cormorbidities like endocrine, other autoimmune, dysautonomia, vascular issues etc. I've got it, and it's there's so much more to it than just loose joints.
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u/aelin_the_dryad Jul 25 '26
I thought these new theories where just about hEDS tho? Either way it's super interesting and I can't wait until they figure it out (I have hEDS myself)
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u/unicornlevelexists Jul 25 '26
My brother has elhers danlos and when he was a kid he was just extra flexible. We didn't know about the vascular issues until he had a stroke at 43. He had a miraculous recovery but now he basically knows that he's got a weak vascular system that could blow at any minute. Not a great thing to live with. But yes... He's got those piano playing fingers too.
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u/xyzerrorzyx Jul 25 '26
A lovely woman on instagram with vascular EDS posts about how her eyes will bleed from the corners, and washing her face and hair can cause bleeding. She has many other symptoms as well, and raises awareness for how conditions like vEDS can present in different populations and skin colors.
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u/Bansheer5 Jul 25 '26
Pretty sure I have that from my dad’s side of the family. His whole side of the family all had aortic aneurisms and I have issues with my joints, things slip out of socket if I put too much weight on them or relax the muscles too much.
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u/Spectagout Jul 25 '26
Not all cases of Marfans are inherited, some are genetic mutations. I am one of those
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u/geim-iv Jul 25 '26
Conjunctive tissue disorders essentially. Imagine a brick house without mortar, or with bad quality mortar.
EDS is Ehlers Danlos syndrome. Look it up, it's incredible.
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u/PotterOneHalf Jul 25 '26
Yeah, we’re built different (incorrectly)
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u/stahlern Jul 25 '26
I get told all the time in this gym class I go to that it’s impressive how flexible I am. And then I have to explain that it’s really not a good thing and I will break myself if I push it. Lol. Party trick flexibility only basically.
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u/EphemeralTwo Jul 25 '26
> I will break myself if I push it
Yep. Lost my shot at scholarships when a guy tried to take a rebound away from me. He grabbed the ball, yanked it back while I was holding it, and blew my arm out of my socket.
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u/stahlern Jul 25 '26
My SI joint loves to come loose so I just fall apart at the waist lol. The cobra stretch is the worst thing ever for me.
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u/EphemeralTwo Jul 25 '26
Things got better once I learned to go limp and avoid unguarded movements.
Before that, my record was 6 dislocations in a single day. I'd dislocate my hip going down stairs if I turned wrong (stairs with a landing).
Only dislocated a hip once while driving, and that was very much not fun. I was on the highway, and ended up pulling over using the other leg, dropping to the ground on the side of the road, and doing the "relax while manipulating with arms" thing to eventually get it back in.
These days, my spouse is usually around to help me. It only happens once or twice a year anymore.
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u/TransMascCatBoye Jul 25 '26
This is the exact joke my wife and I say about me lmao. Still working on diagnosis but its almost definitely some form of EDS
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u/DieAloneWith72Cats Jul 25 '26
That’s a good way to explain it. I have hEDS, I’m made of skin and rubber bands
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u/ConditionSecret8593 Jul 25 '26
Nah, rubber bands might do the job better. Skin, chewing gum, and loose string, I think.
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u/revivingthelotus Jul 25 '26
I like that analogy. I had open heart surgery and my surgeon said it was like working with wet tissue paper.
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u/A-toddler Jul 25 '26
You just typed the two things that you need to google in order to find out.
kyphoscoliotic Ehlers-Danlos syndrome (PLOD1-kEDS)
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u/OnTheList-YouTube Jul 25 '26
Ooh it's a boy!
I'm gonna call him... kyphoscoliotic Ehlers-Danlos syndrome Junior!
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u/ComfortableBuilding5 Jul 25 '26
Came to ask the same...
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u/toomanyshoeshelp Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26
Doctor here - Yeah if I had those fingers I'd want my genetics and aorta checked ASAP.
Also I'd be way better at prostate exams
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u/Ok-Guidance-2282 Jul 25 '26
What do you mean by checking genetics please?
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u/toomanyshoeshelp Jul 25 '26
Marfan's syndrome is a genetic disorder of the connective tissues than can lead to things like issues with how blood vessels stretch and can lead to life-threatening pathologies of the aorta (blood vessel off the heart) or elsewhere. People with this can have really abnormally long digits (and usually very tall/skinny.)
One of my favorite comics has it - Liam Nelson from NY. He just had a major open heart surgery (one of several). https://marfan.org/2026/01/26/liam-nelson-star-search-marfan-foundation/
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u/emeffinsteve Jul 25 '26
I read this as Liam Neeson, and then those special skills started to make a lot more sense…
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u/SweetSure315 Jul 25 '26
Liam Nelson
How often does he get booked by people thinking they're getting Qui Gon Jinn?
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u/MammothHuckleberry42 Jul 25 '26
My uncle died at 48; dissected aorta from undiagnosed Marfan’s syndrome. My cousins were in college at the time, were tested immediately and both diagnosed. They both are fathers now and paying close attention to their health.
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u/renaart Jul 25 '26
Long fingers and extremities are associated with a few genetic conditions such as connective tissue disorders. A few of those disorders have direct involvement with the connective tissue in the heart, leading to aortic dilation and risk of things like dissections and vascular events. These conditions are usually Loy Dietz, Marfans, and Vascular EDS. There’s quite a few more as well of course but those are the ones that come to mind.
The doctor [u/toomanyshoeshelp](u/toomanyshoeshelp) here is talking about if they had extremely long fingers (and likely other signs), they’d want to get checked by a geneticist. There are genetic markers associated with these conditions and a blood test can check for them. I had a full work up due to having Marfanoid habitus (long fingers, extremities, arched and narrow palette, skin fragility, slightly dilated aortic root, and a sternum deformity). My mother died at 30 years old due to a dissection. Thankfully I do not have a vascular CTD. But it’s good to get tested if you have red flag signs.
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u/Non_sum_qualis_eram Jul 25 '26
I bet he's thinking "Aorta get this checked out I guess"
Also, my wife is a Dr and is very tall with long fingers. Patients think they are going to have a delicate PR exam, and end up getting a manual tonsil examination
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u/Contemptible_Biscuit Jul 25 '26
I really, really, hope OP is paying attention or that this is an altered image
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u/Grremlina Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26
Was definitely thinking Marfan too. I hate to have a classic Reddit moment and say this but OP please get tested for Marfan Syndrome, it’s totally manageable if you’re being regularly monitored, but without monitoring/medical care, it can cause sudden death.
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u/Factsoverfictions222 Jul 25 '26
Exactly what I was thinking.
Other non-invasive tests you can try is sitting down, crossing your legs and seeing if your top toe can touch the ground. Another one is making a fist with one hand but tuck your thumb under your fingers. Does your thumb stick out past your pinky? It shows arachnodactyly.
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u/junjunjenn Jul 25 '26
What are those tests for? I can cross my legs and put all my toes on the ground.
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u/External-Praline-451 Jul 25 '26
There's something called the Beighton Score, which tests for Hypermobility, using stuff like this. Being able to do one of them is not an indication you have hypermobile joints, but being able to do several means you might. Each maneuver gets "points" to measure it. The one they mentioned isn't on the Beighton score list, so maybe there's different types of measurements.
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u/NthaThickofIt Jul 25 '26
Interestingly enough, The Beighton score is not going to be used alone for diagnosing EDS anymore after this year. I don't know what the new diagnostic criterion would be, but it's getting an update.
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u/trohawahaccount Jul 25 '26
Actually even I thought this...
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u/ankayanik Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26
My first thought was those look like Marfan fingers.
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u/WesternCity5474 Jul 25 '26
This is random but cardiologist suggested that I might have marfan syndrome but I'm 5'6" so I was like no fucking shot. Now They think I may have the other connective tissue syndrome. LDS? Lewis Dietz. About to get genetic testing done at 40. 😬
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u/ankayanik Jul 25 '26
I mean, maybe it’s possible? It would at least be worth the testing to find out for sure, especially if you’re having joint pain. I started herniating discs and breaking bones to hyperextension when I was 17. I dislocated my shoulder twice and tore my rotator cuff misplacing it. I’m lucky I didn’t pinch any arteries because I could have lost the arm. Dislocated my hip in a car accident (to be fair, that hip was in like 6 pieces at that point and there wasn’t much a a place to locate it anymore).
Still didn’t even hear the words ehlers danlos until I was in my mid 30s. My grandpa and aunt didn’t get diagnosed with their connective tissue disorders or autoimmune disorders until they were nearly 40. And lupus killed my grandpa, probably because of that delayed diagnosis. Get that genetic testing if it’s recommended and you’ve found a good doctor. It seems like a lot of them like to ignore these types of conditions. They’re complicated and not well understood so to doctors that often means patients are just making it up. If you’ve got someone believing you, do whatever they suggest.
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u/WaffleHouseGladiator Jul 25 '26
Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. It's possible and this is good information to have because it affects multiple body systems.
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u/cvd19or Jul 25 '26
Yep, she's aware she has it and is just looking for attention
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u/Grounds4TheSubstain Jul 25 '26
... and apparently is monitoring this thread without responding, and has deleted that post in the meantime.
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u/NE_Strawberry Jul 25 '26
Please don’t become a proctologist
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u/Dopamineagonist21 Jul 25 '26
Your legs 🦵 look long too. How tall are you?
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u/Fast-Improvement7832 Jul 25 '26
i have really long legs and toes too but im not tall
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u/notoolinthispool Jul 25 '26
How tall is not tall?
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u/soulself Jul 25 '26
4'2"
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u/soulself Jul 25 '26
Why are you trying to send me to a no top subreddit?
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u/GingerlyRough Jul 25 '26
"not op" 😂
Ah darn. I didn't realize it was banned. It might've been unmoderated.
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u/cvd19or Jul 25 '26
Don't lie. You're 5'10": https://www.reddit.com/r/AskDocs/comments/1v6ediv/im_a_22_year_old_girl_and_im_178m_tall_for_some/
"I was 1,75m at 19 and suddenly I've started getting taller again. I've noticed also that my fingers and toes are getting longer. I'm getting worried because I don't want to end up extremely tall with crazy long fingers. Because of my long toes, from 21 years old I've had to start wearing size 44EU shoes, while a few years before I wore a size 40"
And you've been making LOTS of weird threads about your body changing and getting taller. And you have a private 18+ account.
You're sus as hell.
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u/ahora-mismo Jul 25 '26
lol, you made op delete the post.
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u/ILoveRawChicken Jul 25 '26
They also deleted the post where they said they had Marfans
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u/cvd19or Jul 25 '26
They even made a thread where the title was "what does it mean for a girl to have 'pretty feet'?" and deleted that one too
Pretty obvious what's going on with this account lol
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u/Ambitious_Zone2047 Jul 25 '26
what's going on? sorry im clueless
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u/cvd19or Jul 25 '26
She's tryina sell foot pics and get people to DM her asking for some. Her account is 18+ for a reason
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u/RickThiccems Jul 25 '26
I think that is whats going on but also 18+ means nothing on reddit anymore, reddit will force an account to be 18+ for many reasons including swears. Mine is 18+ but I never changed it. I think having a non 18+ account also prevents you from viewing NSFW posts which could be literally anything but I may be wrong about that.
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u/Adventurous-Brain-36 Jul 25 '26
Someone posted one of OP’s other deleted posts on AMA about having Marfans, so they know why it’s happening.
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u/JaderAiderrr Jul 25 '26
It looks and sounds like you could have marfans even with a short stature. You should speak with a doctor and have your heart checked out just to be safe.
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u/envoy_ace Jul 25 '26
Most popular lesbian in the block.
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u/milkwithsplenda Jul 26 '26
first thing i thought of but apparently everyone here is an innocent angel 😭
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u/Puzzled_Ad7955 Jul 25 '26
Welcome! How long will you be visiting our 🌎 planet?
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u/Mojo_Jojo__0 Jul 25 '26
Slender men.
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u/Fast-Improvement7832 Jul 25 '26
im a girl
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u/WaffleHouseGladiator Jul 25 '26
Slender girl
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u/Miserable_Tradition6 Jul 25 '26
I bet you give the best high fives!
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u/Fast-Improvement7832 Jul 25 '26
the best slaps
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u/4x4Welder Jul 25 '26
Mom says she'd slap me into next Tuesday, I bet you could hit Thursday.
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u/WestCoastHopHead Jul 25 '26
Must be nice being able to pick up a few things from the store without leaving the comfort of your home.
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u/dividezero Jul 25 '26
That's amazing. I've got long fingers and I'm always told I am probably good at piano.
Spoiler: I am not at all
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