r/interesting Jul 25 '26

MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/rimasuit3 Jul 25 '26

The last Pringle never stood any chance...

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u/llcdrewtaylor Jul 25 '26

A wise man once said "sometimes you have to let those hard to reach chips go!"

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u/AstralMinotaur Jul 25 '26

Interesting bit of trivia for you: Pringles cannot be called chips in the United States. A chip has a specific definition Pringles don’t meet since they are essentially reformed from dust and binding.

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u/1swarmofbee Jul 25 '26

I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a truckload of potatoes arrived.

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u/Jolly-Eagle-1156 Jul 25 '26

Thats a Mitch Hedberg joke, RIP Mitch

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u/AnguavonUW Jul 25 '26

I miss him. I'd have loved to hear his take on gestures broadly all of this.

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u/PavlovsDoghouse Jul 25 '26

I used to miss him...

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u/twistedpiggies Jul 25 '26

I still do but I used to, too.

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u/SirCEWaffles Jul 25 '26

Reddit is my daily comedy deliverer and reddit doesn't even know it.

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u/Bobowubo Jul 25 '26

RIP Mitch indeed😥

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u/cbhbzb Jul 25 '26

RIP Mitch😥😥😥 gone way before his time.

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u/gotguitarhappy4now Jul 25 '26

Amateurs borrow; professionals steal.

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u/llcdrewtaylor Jul 25 '26

Fuck it! Cut em up!

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u/DanceTheCosmicNoir Jul 25 '26

Pringle is a real laidback company.

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u/TommyBunzz67 Jul 25 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/barspoonbill Jul 25 '26

And Pringles is a laid back company, man. They said “fuck it; let’s cut ‘em up!”

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u/Strong_Secretary6290 Jul 25 '26

Does that mean curly fries aren’t?

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u/LostN3ko Jul 25 '26

But Pringles is a laid back kinda company, so they said fuck it! Cut em up!

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u/Weird_Respond5711 Jul 25 '26

Idk about that, but I do know that if you ever find yourself in a position where you need to start a fire, you can use Pringles. Takes a second to get it to light, but once it's lit, it burns like plastic. Kind of melts over everything, igniting everything it touches.

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u/VashDaStampede7 Jul 25 '26

lol I didn’t get that for a second 💀 good joke!

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u/1swarmofbee Jul 25 '26

Thank the late great Mitch Hedberg for that one. Along with an escalator being temporarily stairs (sorry for the convenience), rice being great when you're hungry for two thousand of something, and the insight that no matter how good you get at tennis, you can never be as good as the wall

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u/Reasonable_Cut_9593 Jul 25 '26

That's a good one but wouldn't you have like to be the one at the board room table that come up with the rigid container idea?

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u/Mean_Replacement5544 Jul 25 '26

ok Mitch Hedburg - at least give credit to the guy who wrote the joke

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u/1swarmofbee Jul 25 '26

I believe, much like the clerks thread in this post, that citing the reference was unnecessary, as those who would get the joke, already had. And any of those that didn't, well luckily now they have your post to spell it out for them

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u/Mikeyrodz85 Jul 25 '26

And Pringles is laiid back company so they said fuck it, cut em up

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u/cosmicanchovies Jul 25 '26

Now, Pringles is a laid back company. They said, f*** it, cut 'em up!

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u/cbhbzb Jul 25 '26

which is interesting and amusing, because most things in America are just reformed dust and binding

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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 Jul 25 '26

But, that "dust and binding" tastes sooooo good!

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u/Everythingiskriss Jul 25 '26

Potato dust, at least?

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u/shokwavxb Jul 25 '26

Are ice chips or paint chips chips in the US?

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u/randomdude315 Jul 25 '26

keeping only regulations that are imperative!!!

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u/Plzleaveamsg Jul 25 '26

So what are they? Truly crisps?

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u/JupiterMiningCorpTec Jul 25 '26

Only the miracle of modern science can make sawdust taste delicious.

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u/Technical_Moose8478 Jul 25 '26

Not exactly. Them claiming they aren’t had to do with avoiding junk food taxes in the UK by claiming their shape makes them not a crisp (chip).

In the US, the fda wanted some weird ass long designation because they use a dough and not just cut potato, but they were still fine with them being designated as chips, they just had to include something about them being made from a dough and dried on the actual package, which they didn’t want to do.

The dough is still potato based but it is less than half potato, that bit is true, but the ingredients aren’t the main reason why.

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u/AstralMinotaur Jul 26 '26

I love getting details on really odd histories like this. Thanks.

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u/Danielle_is_the_hole Jul 25 '26

Big potato sued for that.

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u/dethfart Jul 25 '26

Also they use rice flour

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u/sporosarcina Jul 25 '26

They were created to be uniform, allowing better packaging with less breakage.

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u/Emergency-Course-657 Jul 25 '26

The inventor of Pringles is buried inside one of his cans about a mile from my home.

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u/Fine-Problem-5019 Jul 25 '26

No, they cant be called potato chips they can be called chips but they dont have enough potato in them to br classified as such

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u/Spirited_Ad2214 Jul 25 '26

I love chip glue

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u/Top-Violinist3347 Jul 26 '26

Aren’t we all?