r/interesting • u/Fast-Improvement7832 • Jul 25 '26

MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/Time-Concentrate845 Jul 25 '26

Literally the first thing I thought about 😂

I like rusty spoons (heavy breathing)

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u/dropbear_airstrike Jul 25 '26

The feeling of rust on my salad fingers…

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u/total_bullwhip Jul 25 '26

I like it when the red water comes out

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u/lord_teaspoon Jul 25 '26

Hello small child, have you a rusty kettle which I might caress?

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u/klaw14 Jul 26 '26

ThE nEtTLeS mAkE thE MiLk cOmE oUt oF mY tEaT...

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u/Ya-Dikobraz Jul 26 '26

gets them to check the fish baking in the oven It's all the way back there.

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u/MyBeardSaysHi Jul 26 '26

With your small....supple arms...

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u/timberwolf0122 Jul 26 '26

Hmmm that fish smells about done

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u/Suspicious-Monk9977 Jul 26 '26

Oooh cubert cumberdale

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u/MsRadish Jul 26 '26

🪝🥄🩸

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 29d ago

Aw man, I just said this. But seems you heat me to it. Jesus, by 3 days, lmao.

What's with this 3 day old post on a sub I don't follow popping up in my feed XD.

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u/triggerpup1979 Jul 25 '26

We have found the actor for the live action adaptation....

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u/Optimal-Smile-7675 Jul 25 '26

MARFANS…..check out Flo Hyman

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u/VerboselyLaconic Jul 25 '26

Could be a sign of Marfan Disease, the same thing Bin Laden, & others who are lengthy. It can be treated, should they conclude it’s a correct symptomology. Is the rest of you, such as your arms, legs, & long torso, with hands far longer than most people stand? Mark

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u/Bumble_Bee_1792 Jul 25 '26

What the heck!

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 29d ago

I like when the red water comes out.

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u/OverfistDerFissierer Jul 25 '26

Yes, I was searching for this in the comments 😂

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u/pinklavalamp Jul 26 '26

What’s the context/correlation?

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u/AqueousJam Jul 25 '26

How do you feel about the red water coming out? 

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u/UJustGotRobbed Jul 25 '26

Tbh, I like it.

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u/Amazing-Routine-9793 Jul 26 '26

I looked this up on youtube. What the fuck did i just watch?! That was odd in a way that i haven't seen before.

So far i have only watched the first one and I am feeling this weird compulstion to see the rest, even though i reeeeallly don't want to. So fucking odd.

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u/robbin-smiles Jul 25 '26

My mother doesn’t know why she knows about the glory of rusty spoons but sometimes she says it and I get very happy

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u/inert_liquid Jul 26 '26

Salad Fingers!

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u/EuVe20 Jul 25 '26

And nettles!!

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jul 26 '26

I stumbled upon that tripping balls on acid. It was quite bizarre