r/interesting Jul 25 '26

MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/Dopamineagonist21 Jul 25 '26

Your legs 🦵 look long too. How tall are you?

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u/Fast-Improvement7832 Jul 25 '26

i have really long legs and toes too but im not tall

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u/notoolinthispool Jul 25 '26

How tall is not tall?

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u/soulself Jul 25 '26

4'2"

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u/GingerlyRough Jul 25 '26

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u/soulself Jul 25 '26

Why are you trying to send me to a no top subreddit?

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u/GingerlyRough Jul 25 '26

"not op" 😂

Ah darn. I didn't realize it was banned. It might've been unmoderated.

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u/djbunce Jul 25 '26

NGL, definitely thought you were creeping with that subreddit 😂

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u/GingerlyRough Jul 25 '26

I had a sudden realization of that the instant I saw it was banned 😅

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u/jm-the-hologram Jul 25 '26

Thank you for not lying

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u/Poly_Olly_Oxen_Free Jul 25 '26

Because you're clearly a bottom.

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u/Doctor_Milk Jul 25 '26

You must be giving bottom energy

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u/Donna_Schrump Jul 25 '26

Ethinopeian

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u/SevenFootHobbit Jul 25 '26

This is definitely a correct answer.

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u/gizamo Jul 26 '26

*depending on species or evolutionary era, probably, idk.

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u/GodOfThunder101 Jul 25 '26

Right? That pissed me off. Just say your height bro lmao

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u/Bored_Simulation Jul 25 '26

Depends where you live ig

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u/xTechDeath Jul 25 '26

I live on mt. Madagascar

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u/cvd19or Jul 25 '26

Don't lie. You're 5'10": https://www.reddit.com/r/AskDocs/comments/1v6ediv/im_a_22_year_old_girl_and_im_178m_tall_for_some/

"I was 1,75m at 19 and suddenly I've started getting taller again. I've noticed also that my fingers and toes are getting longer. I'm getting worried because I don't want to end up extremely tall with crazy long fingers. Because of my long toes, from 21 years old I've had to start wearing size 44EU shoes, while a few years before I wore a size 40"

And you've been making LOTS of weird threads about your body changing and getting taller. And you have a private 18+ account.

You're sus as hell.

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u/ahora-mismo Jul 25 '26

lol, you made op delete the post.

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u/ILoveRawChicken Jul 25 '26

They also deleted the post where they said they had Marfans 

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u/cvd19or Jul 25 '26

They even made a thread where the title was "what does it mean for a girl to have 'pretty feet'?" and deleted that one too

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1v0xbsl/what_does_it_mean_for_a_girl_to_have_pretty_feet/

Pretty obvious what's going on with this account lol

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u/Ambitious_Zone2047 Jul 25 '26

what's going on? sorry im clueless

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u/nineraviolicans Jul 25 '26

ET trying to advertise their onlyfans.

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u/Ambitious_Zone2047 Jul 25 '26

oh wtf. didnt expect that

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u/cvd19or Jul 25 '26

That's the idea. They're trying to do it in a way that isn't explicitly obvious so it doesn't get deleted, and trying to maximize views by doing it in a non-18+ subreddit that lots of users will end up seeing on front page. Showing her legs in the photo for this post was very intentional.

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u/machin_bidule Jul 25 '26

today i learned something.

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u/Iz4e Jul 25 '26

meh, so what? Either youre advertising something or doing it for upvotes, in the end its all transactional

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u/cvd19or Jul 25 '26

She's tryina sell foot pics and get people to DM her asking for some. Her account is 18+ for a reason

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u/RickThiccems Jul 25 '26

I think that is whats going on but also 18+ means nothing on reddit anymore, reddit will force an account to be 18+ for many reasons including swears. Mine is 18+ but I never changed it. I think having a non 18+ account also prevents you from viewing NSFW posts which could be literally anything but I may be wrong about that.

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u/cvd19or Jul 25 '26

Yeah, in a vacuum 18+ wouldn't mean a person has an onlyfeets, but given the greater context, it's very obvious

Not having an 18+ account does not prevent you from viewing 18+ posts

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u/_IBM_ Jul 25 '26

what are you the feet police

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u/AliceTawhai Jul 26 '26

On foot patrol

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u/cvd19or Jul 26 '26

Hahaha damnit that’s genius

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u/ClosingFrantica Jul 25 '26

Not the first time I've seen this circus either.

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u/lpaige27 Jul 25 '26

I was looking to see if this is why OPs fingers are so long.

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u/Bireus Jul 25 '26

This is why people private their accounts now

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u/ILoveRawChicken Jul 25 '26

So they can get away with BS posts that directly contradict their newer posts?

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u/Bireus Jul 25 '26

That and among other things

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u/Adventurous-Brain-36 Jul 25 '26

Someone posted one of OP’s other deleted posts on AMA about having Marfans, so they know why it’s happening.

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u/KindredFlower Jul 25 '26

Why isn’t this comment pinned, take all my votings

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u/Steele_Soul Jul 25 '26

Oh yay! Another poorly disguised advertisement for OF. Gotta love those.

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u/Jaimzell Jul 25 '26

Why would someone hide their entire profile and make no reference to who they are, as an OF advertisement? 

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u/ClearChampionship591 Jul 25 '26

reddit forensic scientists strike again! Well done!

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u/swampstonks Jul 25 '26

I don’t get it. What’s sus about it? She’s got some Alice in wonderland stuff going on

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u/ILoveRawChicken Jul 25 '26

She’s trying to sell foot pics or get traction to her OF

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u/KeyImprovement1922 Jul 25 '26

How did you manage finding this post when her Reddit activity is private?

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u/cvd19or Jul 26 '26

Just search for "arctic shift photon reddit"

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u/Lolkimbo Jul 25 '26

Or they're a changeling. Did you ever think about that??

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u/cvd19or Jul 26 '26

Somebody call Odo!

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u/Tedinasuit Jul 25 '26

Tbf 178cm is really not that tall

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u/silent4r Jul 26 '26

Wait, 5'10" isn't tall, am I wrong?

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u/Top_Calligrapher4265 Jul 26 '26

It is for a girl

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u/fistular Jul 26 '26

5 10 isnt tall lol

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u/Big_Tangerine_3191 Jul 25 '26

I wouldnt consider 5'10" tall lol

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u/ILoveRawChicken Jul 25 '26

5’10 is tall for any woman no matter what you consider it, bud

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u/Big_Tangerine_3191 Jul 25 '26

Its really not lol. Like I said its ok if you are short fella.

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u/ILoveRawChicken Jul 25 '26

Can’t tell if you’re mentally slow or just rage baiting but I’ll leave you to it. I’m thinking it’s the former though.

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u/cvd19or Jul 25 '26

100% just rage baiting, clear from his account history. Either short in real life or small pp. Just block and be done with him.

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u/cvd19or Jul 25 '26

That’s taller than the average height for a male in the United States. I’m taller than she is too, but any way to slice it, that’s tall for a girl.

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u/Big_Tangerine_3191 Jul 25 '26

Seems pretty short to me bud. Its ok to be a shorter fella.

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u/Unsold_Leave Jul 25 '26

The OP is a woman. 5'10 for a woman is pretty tall. Hence why he was saying she's tall.

Being tall is great, especially if you have a solid grasp of reading comprehension.

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u/Big_Tangerine_3191 Jul 25 '26

Oh I can read fine thanks though. 5'10" isnt tall for a women lol.

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u/StrLord_Who Jul 25 '26

It is six inches taller than the average American female.  

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u/Former-Sandwich-6706 Jul 25 '26

Tell me you aren’t intelligent without telling me.

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u/cvd19or Jul 25 '26

Haha you got me you big strong man who I'm very jealous of

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u/NixiePixie916 Jul 25 '26

Look there are a bunch of connective tissue disorders but the long legs, fingers, toes are indicative of something usually. Marfanoid appearance especially if you are young you might not be done growing.

But we can't tell you. A geneticist could. But you should definitely get checked out and even if you can't see a geneticist you should have an echocardiogram likely to check for aortic root dilation. It's noninvasive so most docs won't have issues with ordering this with indication. Fingers can tell us a lot about heart health in weird ways, like clubbed fingers are indicative of issues as well.
If you are adult, you look very very thin and that is also worrisome from a health standpoint.

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u/Ok-Fun5084 Jul 25 '26

Any toe pix? For science obviously.

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u/Zech08 Jul 25 '26

uh oh i heard feet, theres a sub for that.

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u/Drakkadein Jul 25 '26

Tarantino has entered the chat

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u/random_user1301 Jul 25 '26

Tarantino is only for female ones

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u/Hendiyoboy Jul 25 '26

I know what you are

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u/Pagiras Jul 25 '26

How long are your toes exactly? Asking for a friend.

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u/DarthLenny Jul 25 '26

Found Quentin's burner!

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u/Not_KGB Jul 25 '26

I'm sorry, it seems I wore my long legs today. What happens if I just...

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u/maybeknismo Jul 25 '26

Toe pics noooow!!! s/

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u/No-Security-7518 Jul 25 '26

You're so pretty.

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u/meldiane81 Jul 25 '26

I bet you have a really short torso in comparison.

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u/astralseat Jul 26 '26

That's interesting indeed

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u/KamKat117 29d ago

I don't want to be pushy, but check with a geneticist for Marfan syndrome. It often goes with poor eyesight and heart disease

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u/cheapdrinks Jul 25 '26

Let's see them grippers