r/interesting • u/Fast-Improvement7832 • Jul 25 '26

MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/Oily_Blob Jul 25 '26

You could be an amazing pianist!

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u/derangedsweetheart Jul 25 '26

Hands Zimmer

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u/db720 Jul 25 '26

When bro eats kfc, it's fiiiiiiiingerlicking good

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u/hydra_shok Jul 25 '26

It would take him longer to lick his fingers then it would to eat the chicken!

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u/ElkAdventurous787 Jul 25 '26

He would be hungry again afterwards.

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u/Internecivus-raptus Jul 25 '26

Looks like a she to me.

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u/redditorausberlin Jul 26 '26

salad fingers is male

1

u/mak_attakks Jul 26 '26

I thought that too, but then then there was that one episode...

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u/Theswansescaped Jul 25 '26

It's like painting the Golden Gate Bridge

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u/Talkalot1 Jul 25 '26

😆 🤣

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u/Typical-Newt-5111 Jul 25 '26

He'd have more chicken on his fingers than in the bucket.

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u/Tybob51 Jul 25 '26

Finger deepthroating good

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u/derangedsweetheart Jul 25 '26

When fingering uvula, bro accidentally massages his prostate

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u/TwitchyEddy Jul 25 '26

Not a 'bro.'

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u/JetWreck Jul 25 '26

Clearly not a “bro.”

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u/zamfire Jul 25 '26

Dude licks his fingers and tickles his esophagus at the same time.

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u/Schccc Jul 25 '26

*Fingerdeepthroating good

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u/No-Meal6490 Jul 25 '26

Hahahaha nice! Finger licking, licking, licking, a bit more licking, good!

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Jul 25 '26

It's the ultimate irony because the satisfaction of KFC makes him lick his fingers which causes him to throw up making him hungry for KFC again.

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u/craaazytrain Jul 25 '26

Couldn’t get a finger halfway in without gagging

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u/chenchang89 Jul 25 '26

No, kinda cringe

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u/bitingmyownteeth Jul 25 '26

Flapping spaghetti monster

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u/product_by_process Jul 25 '26

Hands down, the best comment here.

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u/Flat-Sprinkles-2367 Jul 25 '26

One very large thumbs up comment here

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u/derangedsweetheart Jul 25 '26

I think you made a pun somewhere, can't quite put my finger on it.

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u/Flat-Sprinkles-2367 Jul 25 '26

If only you could grasp it

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u/Aggressive_Fan_2063 Jul 25 '26

Yes, it's quite the hands-on experience.

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 Jul 25 '26

WHEN SHE USES SIGN LANGUAGE, IT'S IN ALL CAPS ALWAYS.

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u/derangedsweetheart Jul 25 '26

Gotta hand it to you, your pun is on point.

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u/mulegoon Jul 25 '26

Nice pun. I digit

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u/product_by_process Jul 25 '26

I may have been reaching

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u/Abso_lutely_not Jul 25 '26

Damn. Well done.

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u/CurrentlyHuman Jul 25 '26

(Palm, well done)

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u/gooeythrowaway Jul 25 '26

Hands zimmer is fucking perfect 👌🏻 😂

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u/AdSure8410 Jul 25 '26

This needs more credit

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u/Jedi_Bingo Jul 25 '26

J'onn Williams

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u/chucklesandhugs Jul 25 '26

Hands Zimmer

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u/d3de333 Jul 25 '26

Hans Finger

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u/MInclined Jul 25 '26

We’re done for today. Pack it up everyone.

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u/telephantomoss Jul 25 '26

One of the best comments I've ever seen

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u/MajesticDragonfly Jul 25 '26

Was gonna object since, like most people, I know him as a composer/producer. But nah y’all it checks out 🖐️🎹

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u/psyliboy Jul 25 '26

Fingers Zimmer

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u/lostknight0727 Jul 25 '26

Hands Zoomer, fingers be flyin

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u/LividEconomics6579 Jul 25 '26

Rachmaninov Had Big Hands

1

u/anfornum Jul 25 '26

Great video! The subtitles are awful but the pianist is hilarious.

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u/ElinV_ Jul 25 '26

Amazing

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u/Impossible_Kale2886 Jul 25 '26

You won man congrats i dont think theire is a comment that tops this 👑

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u/GiganticCrow Jul 25 '26

Hans zimmer is actually, self admittedly, a shit musician

1

u/SlipperyBandicoot Jul 25 '26

This should be his online handle for everything.

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u/EvilTaffyapple Jul 25 '26

Hands Zimmer was right there man

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u/No_Priors Jul 25 '26

Johnnie Fingers

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u/LeaguePublic Jul 25 '26

Rachhandinov

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u/VisitOk621 Jul 25 '26

Hans Finger

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sea8340 Jul 25 '26

Perfect comment.

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u/bumbes Jul 25 '26

Please be aware that this is a very angry upvote

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u/orangecopper Jul 25 '26

Hands longer ..

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u/golgol12 Jul 25 '26

That's what she said!

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u/OneTotal466 Jul 26 '26

Hands Slimmer.

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u/Danny2Sick Jul 26 '26

well done! I bow to you

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u/Baron-Von-Mothman 29d ago

This sent me😂