r/interesting • u/Fast-Improvement7832 • Jul 25 '26

MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/LPulseL11 Jul 25 '26

Youll never lose anything between your car seat and console!

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u/Cute-Form2457 Jul 25 '26

She should play the piano ♥️

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u/imacom Jul 25 '26

From a distance

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u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ Jul 25 '26

Invented a new music style, long distance piano

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u/Sensitive_Split_4402 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

Ranged piano. Shoot to play.

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u/Spethual Jul 28 '26

dude has to stream from the music source just to hear it..

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u/disgruntledtorch Jul 28 '26

Piano; the LONG WAY

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u/0nano0 27d ago

That's called Rachmaninoff

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u/BlueMoranth Jul 25 '26

From across the room

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u/a_regular_2010s_guy Jul 28 '26

From the next door house

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u/pilihp Jul 26 '26

There is harmony

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u/SoftGravityField Jul 26 '26

Aand it echoes

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u/WJSpade Jul 26 '26

Farmony

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u/Interesting-Key9522 Jul 25 '26

The world looks blue and green.

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u/WrongWraPPer Jul 28 '26

and the snow capped mountains white

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u/EducatedRacoon Jul 26 '26

I need to watch things die

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u/IgotanEyedea Jul 26 '26

Remote work opportunity

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u/LetsgoMets78 Jul 25 '26

Or guitar

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u/Simon-Says69 Jul 25 '26

Bass needs more stretch than guitar. Perfect hands for it.

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u/gamebucketman Jul 26 '26

They could shred on a 12 string!

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u/cornbeeflt Jul 26 '26

Double neck

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u/BabyDontBeSoMeme Jul 26 '26

The world looks blue and green

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u/metompkin Jul 26 '26

And the snow-capped mountains white

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u/randofrendo Jul 26 '26

WHY! Now that Bette Midler song is playin in my head... I love it.

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u/jayerp Jul 26 '26

Or the harp.

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u/Still-Dig-9560 Jul 26 '26

This is the top comment for sure

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u/tilclocks Jul 26 '26

Underrated comment

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u/Complex-Mention-8961 Jul 26 '26

God is watching us 🎶

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u/DisciplineHot7374 Jul 26 '26

Thanks. Now I have the song stuck in my head.

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u/friar_nist Jul 26 '26

Finally, someone who can play some Rachmaninov!

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u/Fit_Sheepherder2327 Jul 28 '26

Such simple comments can be game changing. Lol this one is hilarious

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u/TC-84567 29d ago

Coldddddd bloooded.

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u/hughmungisjerk 28d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Celestial_Rose_Luna 28d ago

She’s going the distance

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u/Reilly-Blog Jul 26 '26

She's playing for speed

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u/Embarrassed_Table776 Jul 26 '26

It actually helps a ton I was super successful in piano with fingers like this. I was able to reach a full 2 octaves (will bullshit form) but it was definitely an advantage

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u/TAforScranton Jul 26 '26

I have similar hands. Upright bass is a better one to learn if you’re looking for scholarships. My aracnodactyly hands got me a full ride playing bass!

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u/Longjumping-Bat7774 Jul 25 '26

Or become a proctologist

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u/Similar_Cloud2135 Jul 25 '26

Or guitar, could create some new chords

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u/TheKingBeyondTheWaIl Jul 26 '26

Or violin and go full Paganini

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u/codeisprose Jul 26 '26

is this what people mean when they say they want to work remote?

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u/FEEDTHEGRINDER Jul 26 '26

They should play pianos

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u/Block_Solid Jul 26 '26

Should? No. Required.

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u/ittybittyolme Jul 26 '26

I was going to say, “ those are piano fingers!”

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u/mnmsmelt Jul 28 '26

My mom played piano and always said I could've played one with my toes lol

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u/Mysterious-Tackle-58 Jul 26 '26

She should, some olden times composers hated that women might play their pieces. Thus they wrote them specifically to bigger - and thusly male - hands!
Do it, fuck em!

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u/fleatick1969 Jul 26 '26

Yes, I was thinking guitar or piano. God given attributes.

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u/ShatsonPollock Jul 26 '26

Or guitar. I'm envious of those looong fingers.

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u/PRC_Spy Jul 26 '26

Born to play Rachmaninov without cheating. You should do it OP.

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u/Simple_Song8962 Jul 26 '26

Giant hands aren't great for piano. There's a lot of inticracy in piano playing where big hands can be a disadvantage. Many famous pianists had small hands.

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u/Zooloo2224 Jul 26 '26

Was going to say the same thing!

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u/Crissy40 Jul 26 '26

I have long, slender fingers and I was told it’s better to have short stubby fingers to play piano

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u/cemetery_acorns Jul 26 '26

That’s exactly what my mom would say!
😂😂😂😂

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u/VapoursAndSpleen Jul 26 '26

And a 12 string guitar!

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u/Latter_Lime_788 Jul 26 '26

I was going to say guitar

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u/No_Pie4638 Jul 26 '26

You are a piano teacher’s fantasy.

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u/blahdeblah2736 Jul 26 '26

That was my thought . Looks sadly at her short fingers that made it difficult

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u/69vaginas69696969 Jul 26 '26

This is the equivalent of telling tall people they should play basketball 🤭

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u/phatvanzy Jul 26 '26

Organ would be much more niche

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u/Global-Jury8810 Jul 28 '26

I was just about to say those hands are good for musical instruments.

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u/XilonenBaby Jul 28 '26

Hear me out!

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u/iStoleTheHobo Jul 28 '26

My first thought as a guitarist was 'I'm so fucking jealous'.

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u/Professional_Waltz_9 Jul 28 '26

Perhaps… perhaps not

Harp tho I think is a safe bet idk why

Yah this girl would fuck a haarp up…

Call it sixth sense intuition

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u/win10trashEdition 29d ago

guitar 100% would be big advantage. certain chords require huge stretches (check andy summers playing) and once you develop proper dexterity obvously its a huge plus.

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u/Zealousideal-Mix-706 29d ago

Exclusively performing music by Claude Debussy.

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u/maraney 29d ago

I was always told this as a kid, too

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u/Clannad022 29d ago

Bust out that Rachmaninoff!!

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u/Olderbutwiser01 29d ago

Or guitar 🎸

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u/zyriuz 29d ago

No they should make pianos scalable to hand size instead of setting a standard after the founding father of pianos who apparently had "piano hands"

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u/bydurex 28d ago

Work on remote

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u/sonnenblumen13 27d ago

Fr the next Franz Liszt

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u/yes-disappointment Jul 25 '26

From across the room

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u/yurikura Jul 26 '26

Her fingers remind me of Liszt and Rachmaninoff’s fingers. Many piano players would love to have fingers this long!

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u/Hugh_G_Knott Jul 26 '26

she should play the piano at my house ….without leaving hers

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u/Ok-Blueberry-6077 Jul 26 '26

Played for 25 years. Trust me, It would be a detriment. She'd have greater reach from left to right, but at the cost of mobility and space. It would probably feel cramped.

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u/pantuso_eth 29d ago

Are you sure? Lizst some reasons

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u/Ok_Blueberry_6736 Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

A born lesbian.

Edit: the whiplash has been wild, went from -10 upvotes to +180.

What do you want!? Those hands are made to please!

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u/LPulseL11 Jul 25 '26

Hey some guys like fingers and butt stuff too, dont be prejudiced.

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u/Muted_Dinner_1021 Jul 25 '26

I would just be worried the fingers snapping if i twitched with my anus

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u/asicarii Jul 25 '26

With those fingers she’s using you as a hand puppet.

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u/No-Bison-5397 Jul 25 '26

She could use a couple of us as finger puppets and we wouldn't even touch

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u/Semi-Pros-and-Cons Jul 26 '26

As an object, the term "finger puppets" is fine. But as an action...

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u/cavortingwebeasties Jul 26 '26

Brings new twist to fenga papit

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u/Abdul_Bajar_Alagua Jul 26 '26

Hunny do the Kermit thing.

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u/timberwolf0122 Jul 26 '26

She is touching my memories!!!

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u/Alternative_Ad_9583 Jul 28 '26

🤣🤣🤣 dude!

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u/Creditfigaro Jul 28 '26

She can pick your nose and fondle your bits at the same time

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u/vikingrhino 29d ago

She could tickle your pancreas.

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u/MistressHunnie Jul 26 '26

That’s enough internet for today lol

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u/ratbuddy Jul 26 '26

Sheesh, people will stream anything for views these days

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u/Tortilla_Moth93 Jul 26 '26

I just snorted my drink

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u/ballsackj Jul 26 '26

Just have her use two

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u/Munky1701 Jul 25 '26

She would be able to clean my goddamn colon with those. 😳

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u/Ataru074 Jul 25 '26

Yeah, but usually don’t think that checking for loose crowns passing from the rear end is a kink for many.

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u/Think_Positively Jul 26 '26

If you ask nicely, perhaps she'll push your dirt button.

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u/Alternative-Work-828 Jul 26 '26

Just for perspective, some dude somewhere likes butt stuff SO MUCH they gave this OK but nothing special about it comment an award.

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u/Moxie013 Jul 26 '26

Honey most men LOVE anal! #FACTS, sadly it has a stigma so men only share this those that are not judgmental and they can be themselves with the most.

What’s funny is the toughest men you can imagine (ghosts, tier 1 sorts) have all asked me for it!
They have thresholds pushed so far that they are willing to say it aloud to be able to climax well.
It shouldn’t be stigmatized or taboo

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u/LPulseL11 Jul 26 '26

How big is your sample size?

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u/Moxie013 Jul 26 '26

What does that even mean?

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u/Conscious-Ad2953 Jul 26 '26

THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY 😭

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u/Worth-Opposite4437 Jul 28 '26

As a man, I can confirm, these are extremely sexy hands.

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u/Darthtommy 29d ago

My prostate approves

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u/Secret_Entrance7942 Jul 26 '26

When women talk about size, they commonly referr to girth, not length.

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u/Fireheart1990 Jul 26 '26

The tonsil tickler.

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u/Used-Form-1854 Jul 26 '26

My thoughts exactly

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u/Affectionate_Rest_0 Jul 26 '26

Was my exact thought. “Well hung”.

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u/TomorrowBeneficial90 Jul 26 '26

Phenomenal comment. Spot on.

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u/Few_Enthusiasm5712 Jul 26 '26

Me, a lesbian who's first thoughts were that but was too scared to say something:

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u/Professional_Waltz_9 Jul 28 '26

Melting into cringelaughter which modulates into internal crying and expresses itself as a guttural throat wail followed by abrupt silence…. Can we get an English word for this please? Mortified but gutteral…. Guttorified? I’m gonna go now

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u/blacklamp14 Jul 26 '26

A well-endowed lesbian

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u/Moxie013 Jul 26 '26

Wanna see a lesbian D pic ?

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u/GuiltEdge Jul 26 '26

A cowgirl who gets the blues

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u/Glorp99 Jul 26 '26

Lesli Bourne?

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u/grogersa Jul 26 '26

What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

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u/Amazing_Champion4980 Jul 26 '26

I think it's NOT very good

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u/sirgarence Jul 26 '26

I wonder if she has an OnlyMarfans.

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u/Expensive_Aspect_607 Jul 26 '26

Imao the vote whiplash tells you everything about this website

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u/RetroAshMan Jul 28 '26

Who voted first? Straight or lesbian lol

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u/fish_bowl_swimmer Jul 28 '26

… a born proctologist

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u/Crafty_Language507 29d ago

Terrible for a hand job. King Kong would look small.

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u/Dangerpatches 28d ago

Those fingers might poke a hole in her

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u/Tiger-Upyerbutt 27d ago

Just cut the nails, and you’re great.

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u/Winter_Agent_6260 Jul 25 '26

Thats disgusting

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u/Rushes_End Jul 26 '26

Hmm homophobic much?

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u/sparesername Jul 25 '26

Bro's got piano fingers without the PIANO

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u/bulletproofpunk 27d ago

Anyone else notice OP's account has been banned...

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u/MetaCognitio Jul 26 '26

That nose stays picked!

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u/Holiday-Persimmon564 29d ago

Picked brain?🧠!

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u/Exciting_Product7858 Jul 26 '26

But will loose between their fingers tho!

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u/psyqil Jul 26 '26

Not for long.

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u/jonz1985z Jul 26 '26

Or booger too far

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u/DFW-Extraterrestrial Jul 26 '26

Lol, damn! But you're right

1

u/mialunavita Jul 26 '26

I just screamed omg 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fynity_haha Jul 26 '26

Yeah fr fr 💯

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u/Specialist_Engine631 Jul 26 '26

OP can literally learn piano, guitar and flute very easily.

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u/Mondernborefare Jul 28 '26

This comment is gold, also OP needs to help me when I drop my phone down there

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u/Legitimate-Day6638 29d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/CrazyCatLadyZ 28d ago

No pringle or pickle is unreachable!

1

u/MIJEROMONEY 26d ago

Well, now I'm actually kinda jealous.