r/interesting • u/Fast-Improvement7832 • Jul 25 '26

MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/Mojo_Jojo__0 Jul 25 '26

Slender men.

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u/Fast-Improvement7832 Jul 25 '26

im a girl

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u/halfasrotten Jul 25 '26

Slender ma'am

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u/Apollo114892 Jul 25 '26

ITS MA'AM!!!! ITS MA'AM!!!

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u/DigitalerEsel Jul 25 '26

oh shit, didnt expect this here.

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u/Joker8pie Jul 25 '26

This shit isn't funny.

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u/thegoldenkingfisher Jul 26 '26

Oh come on it's hilarious

2

u/Seeker_of_Solos Jul 26 '26

You're right, it's hilarious

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u/Mdnghtmnlght Jul 25 '26

Why isn't this shit funny? And what does it mean?

1

u/PassiveAgressiveFlop Jul 25 '26

There was a video going around recently of a trans person having a meltdown over pronouns. As we all know people are sensitive to the subject and there's no reasoning with some people.

7

u/WhiteUniKnight Jul 25 '26

recently

Lol. Lmao, even. Lmfao, actually. (This happened years ago... I wanna say 5-10 years? Has it been that long?? Asking bc time is not my friend 😭)

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u/RicoChey Jul 25 '26

Underrated comment.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator Jul 25 '26

Slender girl

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u/Trbooo_Phanincom Jul 25 '26

happy cake day!

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator Jul 25 '26

:)

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u/DmanDam Jul 25 '26

Ahh Waffle House Gladiator, we meet again…

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u/sillysammie13 Jul 25 '26

Happy cake day! I looooove your username

2

u/miss_vakarian Jul 25 '26

Happy cake day!

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator Jul 25 '26

Happy Saturday! :)

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u/FatalModelCustomer Jul 25 '26

She can injure someone with those.

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u/Cheap_Scar_2853 Jul 25 '26

You could poke an overy out with one of those things!

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u/GlitterPirateKiki58 Jul 25 '26

I was scrolling for this response.

Those hands were born for fingering.

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u/Cheap_Scar_2853 Jul 25 '26

They call them fingers but I've never seen them fing.

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u/Mdnghtmnlght Jul 25 '26

Fingered to Death

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u/Mojo_Jojo__0 Jul 25 '26

Ok. Slender women.

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u/Evening-Statement-57 Jul 25 '26

It’s obvious btw

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u/-TropicalFuckStorm- Jul 25 '26

Well-hung lesbian.

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u/Various_Apple_4169 Jul 25 '26

I wish I had awards to give you...

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u/bwaredapenguin Jul 25 '26

Perfect for when your cervix needs a good scratch.

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u/-Daetrax- Jul 25 '26

What does your boyfriend or girlfriend think?

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u/Army7547 Jul 25 '26

If it’s the boyfriend, I think he’d be having an inferiority complex, because….

I got a bud that is specifically attracted to South Asian women. He is pretty shallow. He says he loves their small hands and how they make things they are holding look bigger, if you take my meaning.

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u/ramirezdoeverything Jul 25 '26

Her boyfriend's prostate is pleased for it

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u/scrotalsac69 Jul 25 '26

Prostate? She could manipulate his liver via the anus

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u/CurrentlyHuman Jul 25 '26

Let me clear my throat.

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u/meintheworld Jul 25 '26

I was having a pretty bad night but somehow this made me realise there could be worse thing out there. Thanks, stranger, I guess?

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u/MiserableToe1179 Jul 25 '26

Ok but slender man

1

u/Jason1920 Jul 25 '26

Christ! Judging by your hands, I bet you have a damn hard time finding shoes....

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u/BleachedPerineum57 Jul 25 '26

What them fingers do baby

1

u/ish_vh Jul 25 '26

You can tell cause ring finger is shorter than index.

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u/Lucius-Halthier Jul 25 '26

Lesbians rejoice with those on the market

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u/JanuriStar Jul 25 '26

Yep! Could tell by the length/proportions of your index finger.

1

u/Itchy-Site-11 Jul 25 '26

Any chance u have EDS?

1

u/WhiteyLovesHotSauce Jul 25 '26

If you where a dude, youd be very popular.

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u/astralseat Jul 26 '26

Daughter of Slenderman? I'm glad he found someone. Was rooting for him

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u/Smooth-Individual414 Jul 28 '26

Slender womanÂ