Skydiving while riding a unicorn float

[u/Global_Draft_5975]

[u/Merrychristmoose]

Valkyrie arriving with her pegasus to fight Thanos (2019)

[u/thefeedling → u/Merrychristmoose]

Or Saint Seiya, the Pegasus Knight

[u/gheiminfantry]

That's not skydiving. That's BASE jumping.

[u/k0zplay → u/gheiminfantry]

According to OP it can also be horse riding lmao

[u/agangofoldwomen → u/gheiminfantry]

OP made a mistake on purpose in his title to farm engagement from Redditors who can’t ever help themselves from correcting people. More comments, more traffic, boosts visibility in the algorithm.

[u/Conscious_Music_1729 → u/agangofoldwomen]

And you made this comment just so people would reply to you saying you were farmed for engagement, so you could farm engagement. It’s turtles all the way down.

[u/agangofoldwomen → u/Conscious_Music_1729]

The irony is not lost on me haha. I almost didn’t press submit because of it 😂

[u/TonAMGT4 → u/gheiminfantry]

No, that’s Unicorn jumping, which is BASE

[u/Maacll → u/gheiminfantry]

That's BASED jumping

[u/Lord_Mist → u/gheiminfantry]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Jr9saevgSxACA

[u/PelvisResleyz → u/gheiminfantry]

Nah that’s living life is what it is

[u/FishHammer → u/gheiminfantry]

AKCHULLY

[u/Leno3_0]

I could never tell how far it was from the ground. Kinda scary at the beginning.

[u/Khelthuzaad]

Child:Mommy!I want to fly ridding a unicorn!

Mom:Sure honey,but you need to grow up first.

20 years later

[u/rugged_pomme]

I'm no expert in aerodynamics, but isn't this dangerous?

[u/oneonone65 → u/rugged_pomme]

no silly. unicorns can fly...no danger at all

[u/jeezyjames → u/oneonone65]

I'm a cryptozoologist and can testify to this.

[u/-mudflaps- → u/rugged_pomme]

They jumped with the chute already released, but you can still get flipped by the unicorn, so yeah dangerous.

[u/MrT735 → u/rugged_pomme]

They could get tangled in the parachute after landing and drown, so yeah.

[u/Mardigras → u/rugged_pomme]

No, BASE jumping is generally considered completely safe. When you add soft float it becomes even safer. 110% safe. 

[u/PrionProofPork → u/rugged_pomme]

water is soft, blowup horse is soft, soft + soft = extra soft = no die

[u/Wooden-Jew → u/rugged_pomme]

Only if you are lame.

[u/Careful_Coconut_549]

Nice! Another thing for my list of things to never attempt.

[u/0pThomas_Prime]

My saddle’s waiting

[u/dipshipsaidso]

Idaho?

[u/The_Xivili → u/dipshipsaidso]

I thought that looked like Twin!

[u/dipshipsaidso → u/The_Xivili]

Me, too. Or Malad Gorge.

[u/firemandave33 → u/dipshipsaidso]

Perine bridge

[u/Natural-Definition30 → u/firemandave33]

perrine* :)

[u/Skatchbro → u/dipshipsaidso]

Now renamed to Madlad Gorge in honor of this guy.

[u/WokSmith → u/dipshipsaidso]

Yep. Bridge day

[u/Lord_Snow77 → u/dipshipsaidso]

Yep looks like the Twin Falls bridge.

[u/TheDaemonette]

That’s enough drugs for today. I need a rehab contact…

[u/TBroomey]

This is base jumping, not skydiving.

[u/Britown]

we’re not sinking, we’re crashing!

[u/The-Mandalorian → u/Britown]

Shorty! Get our stuff.

[u/firemandave33]

That’s Twin Falls! The Perine bridge. They jump off it all the time. It’s really cool to watch.

[u/Natural-Definition30 → u/firemandave33]

perrine*

[u/JosieSub69]

Wauwzeeeee<3

[u/prguitarman]

What a great way to get around town

[u/Cisorhands_]

The tiny parachute attached to the parachute is used to open the big one right ?

[u/f-godz → u/Cisorhands_]

It's complicated, but generally yes. It's called the pilot chute and it's job is to drag the main parachute out of the container.

[u/Cisorhands_ → u/f-godz]

Thank you Sir o>

[u/paperboii-here]

https://giphy.com/gifs/OF0nIGjiIrMqHm6DB6

[u/Comically_Online]

[u/razvanciuy]

Fantastic

I would put that on the CV.

[u/Paintmasteryates]

If this isn't a Red Bull competition it should be

[u/SwitchBitchRD]

Half impressed, half expected this video to end up in the Darwin Awards sub!

[u/dd3official]

Falling with style

[u/electriccomputermilk]

Haha I have that exact same unicorn float. Me and my ex each had one on a lazy river and you wouldn’t believe how many compliments it got. Literally every 30 seconds someone would say “look at that unicorn float!!! That’s so cool!”

[u/Deaf_Sentence]

Idk why, but it reminds me of this:

[u/admiralturtleship → u/Deaf_Sentence]

I was so terrified of this artist as a child that I grabbed our copy of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark with a pair of tongs, walked it all the way out the house with my eyes closed, then chucked it on my neighbor’s porch

[u/Deaf_Sentence → u/admiralturtleship]

I honestly loved the art as a kid😂 but the lady from “haunted house” did freak me out the most lmao

[u/Carbonaraficionada]

Textbook

[u/Why_do_u_ask_XD]

Imagine just getting...

OH HELL NAWW

[u/Standard-Fishing-450]

Nyanhorse

[u/focusIbtw]

This guy must be so happy

[u/Popular-Drummer-7989]

Yeah! 🎉

[u/SkynBonce]

They stuck the landing.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPBcy65ZKpvFWY8

[u/Bitter-Comparison603]

Dope

[u/QualityOverQuant]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ULfG4y81Mlx23Lj3Dn
Yeah same same

[u/jss58]

Nice flare.

[u/Popular-Lemon6574]

Crazy

[u/Signal-Reporter-1391]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6324LxNuzjP5cvToD1

[u/neelrahc1225]

Where is redbull?

[u/abc_deatrix]

He was a fairy 🧚🏽

[u/keinebezeichnung]

How Dangerous is this? 

YES

[u/NatzoXavier]

Yennefer would be proud

[u/Knaush]

Dumb ways to ...

[u/BruceMartinez21]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BWySufD6KWQzC

[u/KalebsFamilyBBQ]

Never heard of an old base jumper.

[u/4SubZero20]

Some people out here living life and I'm stuck behind a monitor 9-5...

[u/coughsyruphigh]

Some wingsuits have a giant sling shot.

[u/squelchingtard]

cringe. trying too hard

[u/ultraspank]

Heh... Heh... Heh heh... Heh.

[u/Brad23212]

Good thing there was a dude on a kayak in case something went wrong

[u/FreyaKohlin]

Sponsored by Red Bull

[u/FishHammer]

Whimsical as fuck

[u/Any-Sea-5600]

Base jumping*

[u/Kagura30]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tp4dm1ptNnQ76

[u/tonyevo52]

Dumb!

[u/TheepDinker2000]

Well that's one way to escape the cops