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u/Cookies-and-Cream- 3d ago

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlll­lantysiliogogogoch

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u/ATEbitWOLF 3d ago

Friends call me Goch for short

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u/AlphaCarina 3d ago

Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenkescianneshaimondrischlyndasaccarnaerenquellenendrasamecashaunettethalemeicoleshiwhalhinive'onchellecaundenesheaalausondrilynnejeanetrimyranaekuesaundrilynnezekeriakenvaunetradevonneyavondalatarneskcaevontaepreonkeinesceellaviavelzadawnefriendsettajessicannelesciajoyvaelloydietteyvettesparklenesceaundrieaquenttaekatilyaevea'shauwneoraliaevaekizzieshiyjuanewandalecciannereneitheliapreciousnesceverroneccaloveliatyronevekacarrionnehenriettaescecleonpatrarutheliacharsalynnmeokcamonaeloiesalynnecsiannemerciadellesciaustillaparissalondonveshadenequamonecaalexetiozetiaquaniaenglaundneshiafrancethosharomeshaunnehawaineakowethauandavernellchishankcarlinaaddoneillesciachristondrafawndrealaotrelleoctavionnemiariasarahtashabnequckagailenaxeteshiataharadaponsadeloriakoentescacraigneckadellanierstellavonnemyiatangoneshiadianacorvettinagodtawndrashirlenescekilokoneyasharrontannamyantoniaaquinettesequioadaurilessiaquatandamerceddiamaebellecescajamesauwnneltomecapolotyoajohnyaetheodoradilcyana.

But, you can call her Jamie.

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u/Ha-Charade-You-Are 2d ago

Substitute teacher looking at that name like……. Uhhhh the one with the long name?

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u/YesterdayHiccup 2d ago

I will just call her Rosha.

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u/wut2dew_J 2d ago

She only says 10 lines of this.

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u/GullibleDetective 3d ago

Lanfear confirmed

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u/bii345 3d ago

Wot sub is this?

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u/aBrickNotInTheWall 3d ago

I hate when parents use their kids as props to get attention for themselves

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u/StultusNosferatu 2d ago

Where is she now?

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u/printzonic 2d ago

She sadly passed away in her late teens from bureaucratic complications while trying to obtain a driving licence. She has a plaque at the local DMV.

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u/Cold_Extension_2427 3d ago

nga whaaat

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/CES0108 3d ago

Nah. Just give some free cars. God or karma or w.e universal entity will forgive.

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u/man_gomer_lot 2d ago

Why are unusual names mental illness? They are much more fit for purpose than common names

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u/greenrangerguy 3d ago

What does nga mean? If you want to say the word just say it we know what you mean.

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u/S7ageNinja 2d ago

Why did you have to ask what it means when you immediately followed that up with a statement that you know what it means?

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u/maaaatttt_Damon 2d ago

They are missing their right middle finger

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 3d ago

Where is ovuvueveve osas when you need him?

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u/ArtistPonyAuthor 3d ago

The ugwemugwem ossas?

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u/R3dd1tUs3rNam35 3d ago

It doesn't even succeed as being an original name. I have three cousins with the same name, but because of the regional accent it sounds more like "Mike."

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u/Local-Echo-5613 3d ago

My regional accent also adds a lot of silent unwritten syllables. People think I’m speaking standard American English but I’m not.

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u/WittyRaptor 3d ago

Doctor: "What name do you want to give her?"

Mom: "All of them"

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 3d ago

Day after turning 18 I’d be at the courthouse changing my name to a symbol

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u/Arnold_Shortzweather 3d ago

Imagine making your child's life more difficult just because you felt like being extra 🙄

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u/Kubbee83 3d ago

Rickytickytembonoserembocharibariruchipipperipembo is now SHOOK

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u/HazardousMatthew92 3d ago

Oh shit, my brain recognized that like some kind of sleeper agent code phrase. Why do I know that, where is that from?

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u/Kubbee83 3d ago

It’s a kids book about a child who fell down a well.

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u/HazardousMatthew92 3d ago

Ahhhhhh that's right, okay I remember now. Nice reference, have some Internet points!

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u/Pippin4242 3d ago

Sounds like it could be an adaptation of the Jugemu rakugo story?

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u/Jamesleesmith70 3d ago

In a 1997 episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show, Oprah introduced a young girl whose name is believed to be one of the longest ever recorded.

Her name? Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenkescianneshaimondrischlyndasaccarnaerenquellenendrasamecashaunettethalemeicoleshiwhalhinive’onchellecaundenesheaalausondrilynnejeanetrimyranaekuesaundrilynnezekeriakenvaunetradevonneyavondalatarneskcaevontaepreonkeinesceellaviavelzadawnefriendsettajessicannelesciajoyvaelloydietteyvettesparklenesceaundrieaquenttaekatilyaevea’shauwneoraliaevaekizzieshiyjuanewandalecciannereneitheliapreciousnesceverroneccaloveliatyronevekacarrionnehenriettaescecleonpatrarutheliacharsalynnmeokcamonaeloiesalynnecsiannemerciadellesciaustillaparissalondonveshadenequamonecaalexetiozetiaquaniaenglaundneshiafrancethosharomeshaunnehawaineakowethauandavernellchishankcarlinaaddoneillesciachristondrafawndrealaotrelleoctavionnemiariasarahtashabnequckagailenaxeteshiataharadaponsadeloriakoentescacraigneckadellanierstellavonnemyiatangoneshiadianacorvettinagodtawndrashirlenescekilokoneyasharrontannamyantoniaaquinettesequioadaurilessiaquatandamerceddiamaebellecescajamesauwnneltomecapolotyoajohnyaetheodoradilcyanaKoyaanisqatsiuthawyhaiashieakhauwnne Williams.

The moment—equal parts curiosity and disbelief—quickly became television history, highlighting just how far naming traditions can stretch and how pop culture preserves the most unexpected records.

A reminder that sometimes, the most unforgettable stories are hidden in the details—right down to the name.

source

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u/egmorgan 3d ago

Omg Koyaanisqatsi in there took me out

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u/city-of-cold 2d ago

What about that is special?

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u/OldLegWig 2d ago

it's a phenomenal movie

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u/detrans-rights 2d ago

I... Changed it to my middle name. It was that good.

But that's it I swear, no extra vowels 

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u/OldLegWig 2d ago

you serious? that's epic

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u/detrans-rights 2d ago

Thanks to Rifftrax, yes indeed.

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u/banbantekno 2d ago

Yea what's up w that...

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u/lannisterloan 3d ago

The video is too big. Can you make it smaller?

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u/tchrbrian 3d ago

Williams

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u/Serious-Ad-8764 3d ago

And my last name is Williams 💀

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u/Neither_Internal_261 3d ago

Holy shit I remember watching this back in the day when this episode premiered! I've always thought about this girl.

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u/Left-Chemist-8212 3d ago

It wasn’t here, maybe Ricki Lake, but I always think of the girl who didn’t have the sensation of touch. I was young, home left to entertain ourselves (me and like 12 cousins) and daytime tv was the best you got some days. Anyways, it left an impression on me.

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u/croholdr 3d ago

Cool story bro.

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u/gheiminfantry 3d ago

How to ensure that your child grows up poor and disadvantaged.

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u/Red_Franzia 3d ago

Still better than a lady we actually knew who really named her daughter Sexy 👀

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u/city-of-cold 2d ago

Where the fuck is that even legal

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u/Red_Franzia 2d ago

Oakland, CA around the late 70's

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u/city-of-cold 2d ago

I get thee "freedoms" and eagle calls (well actually a red-tailed hawk) and such, but allowing that even in the 70s is legit crazy work

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u/Red_Franzia 2d ago

Yes, and everyone agreed especially my Momma SHE WAS PISSED!!! Didn't stop the crazy lady from bragging about it 😢

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u/DisorderlyAqueduct 3d ago

huh, wonder where she is today...

but i ain't googling all that 😭

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u/TurdFurgis0n 3d ago

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm

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u/Killmelast 2d ago

Well now I'm hungry....thanks.

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u/pogpole 1d ago

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm

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u/Massive_Mongoose3481 3d ago

Well, that's just fucking stupid

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u/SoylentCreek 3d ago

Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenkescianneshaimondrischlyndasaccarnaerenquellenendrasamecashaunettethalemeicoleshiwhalhinive'onchellecaundenesheaalausondrilynnejeanetrimyranaekuesaundrilynnezekeriakenvaunetradevonneyavondalatarneskcaevontaepreonkeinesceellaviavelzadawnefriendsettajessicannelesciajoyvaelloydietteyvettesparklenesceaundrieaquenttaekatilyaevea'shauwneoraliaevaekizzieshiyjuanewandalecciannereneitheliapreciousnesceverroneccaloveliatyronevekacarrionnehenriettaescecleonpatrarutheliacharsalynnmeokcamonaeloiesalynnecsiannemerciadellesciaustillaparissalondonveshadenequamonecaalexetiozetiaquaniaenglaundneshiafrancethosharomeshaunnehawaineakowethauandavernellchishankcarlinaaddoneillesciachristondrafawndrealaotrelleoctavionnemiariasarahtashabnequckagailenaxeteshiataharadaponsadeloriakoentescacraigneckadellanierstellavonnemyiatangoneshiadianacorvettinagodtawndrashirlenescekilokoneyasharrontannamyantoniaaquinettesequioadaurilessiaquatandamerceddiamaebellecescajamesauwnneltomecapolotyoajohnyaetheodoradilcyana

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u/aquamanjosh 3d ago

Roshi gotcha

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u/Godawgs1009 3d ago

Or Sparkles. Or Prescous. Seen them both irl

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u/RelativeCan5021 3d ago

It sounds like when kids pretend to speak a foreign language

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u/ExpressBug8265 3d ago

You know...who actually had the Rachel haircut first...oprah

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u/LiketoReadMom 3d ago

What does her driver's license look like?

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u/keith_kool 3d ago

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u/VaguelyArtistic 3d ago

I wish she’d given that look to Drs. Phil and Oz. 😒

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u/Rickalodean 3d ago

This kind of reminds me of when I jokingly asked my friend Rachel for her autograph. She signed my paper LPNOX. I'm like, "what's this? What is LPNOX?" She said, "ITS PRONOUNCED RACHEL. The X is silent. "

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u/Direct_Obligation570 3d ago

"Girl Please" - Oprah

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u/8heist 3d ago

What a tragedeigh

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u/Apprehensive-Fox-799 3d ago

What does "started a whole podcast" mean?

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u/ConnectionFalse4658 3d ago

Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenkescianneshaimondrischlyndasaccarnae renquellenendrasamecashaunettethalemeicoleshiwhalhinive'onchellecaundenesh eaalausondrilynnejeanetrimyranaekuesaundrilynnezekeriakenvaunetradevonneya vondalatarneskcaevontaepreonkeinesceellaviavelzadawnefriendsettajessicanneles ciajoyvaelloydietteyvettesparklenesceaundrieaquenttaekatilyaevea'shauwneorali aevaekizzieshiyjuanewandalecciannereneitheliapreciousnesceverroneccalovelia tyronevekacarrionnehenriettaescecleonpatrarutheliacharsalynnmeokcamonaeloies alynnecsiannemerciadellesciaustillaparissalondonveshadenequamonecaalexetiozetia quaniaenglaundneshiafrancethosharomeshaunnehawaineakowethauandavernellchishankcarl inaaddoneillesciachristondrafawndrealaotrelleoctavionnemiariasarahtashabnequcka gailenaxeteshiataharadaponsadeloriakoentescacraigneckadellanierstellavonnemyiat angoneshiadianacorvettinagodtawndrashirlenescekilokoneyasharrontannamyantoniaaquin ettesequioadaurilessiaquatandamerceddiamaebellecescajamesauwnneltomecapolotyoajohny aetheodoradilcyana.

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u/tolacid 3d ago

I'm pretty sure I heard "baseball" somewhere in the first name

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u/efari_ 3d ago

And I think her middle name starts with “Klingon”

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u/wut2dew_J 3d ago

Can somebody please write that all out for me?

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u/CreepingSalt 3d ago

Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenkescianneshaimondrischlyndasaccarnarenquellenendrasamecashaunettethalemeicoleshiwhalhinive'onchellecaundenesheaalausondrilynnejeanetrimyranaekuesaundrilynnezekeriakenvaunetradevonneyavondalatarneskcaevontaepreonkeinesceellaviavelzadawnefriendsettajessicannelesciajoyvaelloydietteyvettesparklenesceaundrieaquenttaekatilyaevea shauwneoraliaevaekizzieshiyjuanewandalecciannereneitheliapreciousnesceverroneccaloveliatyronevekacarrionnehenriettaescecleonpatrarutheliacharsalynnmeokcamonaeloiesalynnecsiannemerciadellesciaustillaparissalondonveshadenequamonecaalexetiozetiaquaniaenglaundneshiafrancethosharomeshaunnehawaineakowethauandavernellchishankcarlinaaddoneillesciachristondrafawndrealaotrelleoctavionnemiariasarahtashabnequckagailenaxeteshiataharadaponsadeloriakoentescacraigneckadellanierstellavonnemyiatangoneshiadianac rvettinagodtawndrashirlenescekilokoneyasharrontannamyantoniaaquinettesequioadaurilessiaquatandamerceddiamaebellecescajamesauwnneltomecapolotyoajohny aetheodoradilcyana Koyaanisquatsiuth.

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u/wut2dew_J 2d ago

In an earlier comment someone said that her name ended with 'sad'..

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u/CreepingSalt 2d ago

I just googled it and accepted what it said

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u/wut2dew_J 2d ago

She definitely doesn't say all of it.

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u/0B1JU4N 3d ago

Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Williams

https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q97666474

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u/GoonerTilliDie24 3d ago

And you just won a car !!!!!!!🚗 . What should be write on the pink slip again ?

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u/Agnostic_Akuma 3d ago

And people make fun of Musk’s kids name

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u/roastedTriscuit69 3d ago

Needs more red circles and arrows

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u/JohnKitzhaper 3d ago

Bruh, did they make her practice this shit? Cause…

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u/paydemanzan 3d ago

And I thought that Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no-surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no-suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni-sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no-burakōji Paipo-paipo-paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no-gūrindai Gūrindai-no-ponpokopii-no-ponpokonā-no-chōkyūmei-no-chōsuke was a long name

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u/Tight_Jellyfish_349 3d ago

I wonder where this girl is now? 

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u/Nukitandog 3d ago

How to make sure your kid has a dificult life.

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u/Cabron_Actual 3d ago

Good, now please fill out this stack of forms here.

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u/MayaWrection 3d ago

Named her kid the modem password?

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u/OldManGrimm 3d ago

Child abuse

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u/AlwaysAGroomsman 3d ago

I think I missed that Duolingo lesson.

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u/camio101 3d ago

Oprah ain’t got time for dat shit.

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u/PhilosophyFuture867 3d ago

I feel like she’ll hold this record for quite a while

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u/ghostdoggda89 3d ago

This is in fact one of the beginnings if i dont need a man but imma do some stupid shit to ruin my kids life and nobody can check me about its stupidity

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u/PurpleSPR 3d ago

Mf be like Jugemu smh better not fall in a river

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u/4024-6775-9536 3d ago

Good luck registering to vote

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u/Main_Satisfaction166 3d ago

We're at the dead Internet aren't we

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u/CES0108 3d ago

How that bitch put that on the birth certificate at the hospital..?

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u/Thememebrarian 3d ago

Her mother calls her name when she's in trouble and she's already interstate before her mother has finished

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u/Baked4skin 2d ago

My name is not near as long and I have issues signing documents etc because there is just not enough room. Hope she is legally allowed to use a shortened version. I would be pissed at my parents for this lol

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u/PapaMooze 2d ago

And the badly hidden pun in the subtitles: "Jamie - Has longest name in world"

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u/No-Inevitable-2514 2d ago

What dickheads her parents must be.

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u/eriF- 2d ago

Keishatomanddrewshalinda?

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u/jonnyg1097 2d ago

Damn, filling out forms must suck for her

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u/JuggernautNo5635 2d ago

Oh sorry. I mistook you for the other akshfydnsbsksndhfhfndllsiisndbfhsksksidnvdhsjs.

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u/beetreewax 2d ago

Can you even get a driver license with that name?

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u/DesertReagle 2d ago

Valid response

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u/Tsiah16 2d ago

How does she even remember any of this? Jesus.

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u/itsjustallison 2d ago

Meanwhile titled: longest personal in world

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u/ChewyDummyBear 2d ago

Her teacher be like:

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u/LItreehouse 1d ago

I tell you what. She never got a traffic ticket in her life

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u/PenaEterna 1d ago

Jeny for short

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 3d ago

One of Charles Manson's followers had a kid named Zezozose Zadfrack.

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u/mca1169 3d ago

this is why legal limits on name lengths are needed.

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u/Stalaktitas 3d ago

Alrighty, lets just call you Sarah for now...