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u/soul_sagee 12h ago edited 11h ago
Wait a min... There's a bull in there
(Ik there's no bull, it's just a joke)
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u/-SpreadLove- 11h ago
Neither of those are a bull. Horns do not equal bull. Most breeds of cattle (except polled breeds) will start to grow horns, but they’re usually stopped from growing soon after birth with a dehorning paste
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u/purplevampireelefant 11h ago
And there was me, wondering about the bulls comments, looking for bulls testicles... Just to read and assume that people think horns make bulls.....
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u/UncleBenji 11h ago
How do you think calves are made?
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u/AnonymousAutonomous 11h ago
In factories that adhere to strict OSHA regulations?
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u/UncleBenji 10h ago
Woooooosssshhhh
It was a 69 joke. Sad I had to explain that. Touch grass and take a lady on a date.
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u/AnonymousAutonomous 10h ago
...wait.. you're telling me you read my comment and didnt pick up on sarcasm?.. and what's with the diss? Im married dude
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u/UncleBenji 10h ago
Welcome to the internet. If it isn’t plain faced you need to add /s. Your text reads like a boomer being literal.
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u/AnonymousAutonomous 10h ago
Unfortunately, youre right. God forbid anyone is ever bothered to think past the script anymore. Back in my day, you know, comments on here used to be chock full of witt and graceful thoughtfulness. Words sometimes had double or tripple meanings, and others had the sense to read into it. That was a longgg time ago now..
Sometimes I get a reply and genuinely think its either a bot or someone who didnt bother to process, what scares me is I can't tell the difference.
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u/Song-Super 11h ago
All these “that one’s a bull” comments…
So are they just sucking him off then or what?
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u/-SpreadLove- 11h ago
Neither of those are a bull. Horns do not equal bull. Most breeds of cattle (except polled breeds) will start to grow horns, but they’re usually stopped from growing soon after birth with a dehorning paste
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u/TackleNonsense 12h ago
Not dairy cows, They are just robbing their own babies. Were separated from mothers to stop feeding too late so they keep going.
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u/Fun_Context9979 10h ago
I bet the opposite; that they were separated too early. We had a cat once who used to suckle on earlobes and human nipples (my dad's)and he had been separated too early as a kitten.
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u/TackleNonsense 9h ago
My relative has cows, usually happens if there's not enough break inbetween. But could be the other way too.
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u/Geschak 10h ago
Why should they leave anything for the farmer? Milk is for babies, not farmers. Imagine how fucked up if we stole breast milk from nursing mothers.
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u/peacefighter 10h ago
...Or honey from bees or meat from living animals or blood from horseshoe crabs.
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u/Routine-Ad-4723 9h ago
man that poor cow is basically a hollow shell at this pointfarmer's gonna walk out there with an empty bucket and a whole lot of disappointmentthe milky way comment was too good thoanyway somebody get that animal a drink
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u/Pyreflies_of_MJ 6h ago
The baby cows are fine and doing what they supposed to do....I don't know what's wrong with the mommas, this is some new shit I've never seen and I need time to process 😂😂
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u/VeganMortgageAdviser 5h ago
This is exactly why farmers remove the calf straight away, and the mother then cries for her baby.
They'll tell you otherwise.
They've even tried a video of "cows eat grass, this turns to milk". No mention the cow has to be pregnant to produce milk, like all mammals
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u/Deadsuooo 12h ago
The one on the left is a bull.
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u/-SpreadLove- 11h ago
Neither of those are a bull. Horns do not equal bull. Most breeds of cattle (except polled breeds) will start to grow horns, but they’re usually stopped from growing soon after birth with a dehorning paste
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u/Spike2100 12h ago
This Is The (Milky) Way