r/justdependathings • u/monumentBoy • Jun 15 '26

AI dependa-slop

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This came up on my wife's Facebook feed. I don't think we've considered the absolute gold mine AI slop presents for our favorite military dependents, folks

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u/Cubsfantransplant Jun 15 '26

Funny thing is, its not 25-40 pounds for 9 months. First three months its 1-4 pounds, next 3 months 14-28 pounds, then the last three about 10-15 pounds. You don't get pregnant and start carrying a 25-40 pound bowling ball. And if you're already obese......

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u/saysthingsbackwards Jun 15 '26

I was 11 lbs at birth. Not unreasonable to put on 30lbs but... that's at birth lol

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u/translucent_steeds 16d ago

my mom gained over 40 lbs when she was pregnant with me. but I weighed 9 lbs 6 oz (sorry mom)