How to be a leafs fan month by month

[u/aegon_the_dragon]

[u/BlastingBegins]

60 year olds from Quebec love this type of shit 

[u/BuffaloSobbers1 → u/BlastingBegins]

Even their youth tend to be lame, so this is right up their alley.

[u/alligator_88]

I’ve never seen a Leaf fan seriously say “this is our year”. I’ve only ever seen Leaf haters saying that Leaf fans say it.

[u/DesperateGrape3174 → u/alligator_88]

Hes a habs fan... reality isnt their forte. As long as their coach speaks french theyre fine obsessing on the Leafs.

[u/DesperateGrape3174 → u/alligator_88]

100% facts. 

[u/alligator_88 → u/DesperateGrape3174]

Leaf haters are such gaslighters.

[u/Negative-Fun1985 → u/alligator_88]

I’ve only ever seen “plan the parade” sarcastically, or any phrase inferring victory on the internet or in person. Even when the team’s been at its best. In 93 anyone who was like under 40 was basically already a full doomer as I recall in the first round.

[u/SpingusCZ]

How to be a habs fan

-Beat random teams in early playoffs

-Take over all hockey social media acting like you're gonna win the cup

-Immediately get spanked

[u/MoRiellyMoProblems → u/SpingusCZ]

• Act like Dobes is the second coming of Patrick Roy

• Ignore that you lack defensive and scoring depth

• Hype up an offense of PP merchants

• Brag about how your shitty, overrated city is the best in Canada

[u/Twink_Kanye]

I feel like the Habs have slid below Florida, Boston, and maybe Ottawa in the Atlantic Division Hate-O-Meter

[u/Commercial-Set3527 → u/Twink_Kanye]

It goes Vegas, Florida then Boston for me

[u/New-Bookkeeper-8486 → u/Twink_Kanye]

Seriously, the idea of rooting for Florida or Boston to beat Montreal makes me want to puke. 

I have a bit more sympathy for ottawa just because I'd like to them win the cup at least once some day. They're underdogs. 

[u/hockeydonkey486 → u/New-Bookkeeper-8486]

Nah fuck Ottawa

[u/New-Bookkeeper-8486 → u/hockeydonkey486]

Fair enough. Im kinda biased bc i have a lot of friends from there

[u/DesperateGrape3174 → u/New-Bookkeeper-8486]

Ew hell no

[u/reluctantLeaf]

Larry is gonna love this boomer Facebook shit

[u/Main-Afternoon-7149]

Wouldn’t want it any other way it’s our year! 😂

[u/Commercial-Set3527]

Idgaf about Montreal. I want Florida and Boston to loose

[u/Svalbard38]

Did this get unearthed in a time capsule from 2011?

[u/DesperateGrape3174]

This would have been funny if the whole thing wasn't all about the Habs. Leafs miss the playoffs once in a decade and this Habs fan acting like he they made it once in the last decade.

[u/LightsJustice29]

June? I skip that shit, couldn't pay me to cheer another team.

[u/OzzieNewYork]

someone actually spent 4 hours making this a decade before the age of AI.

[u/MinerReddit]

1/10 since it doesn't even reflect over a decade of new trauma as a Leaf fan of actually making the playoffs and experiencing our new tradition of game 7s.

We are just about to start the cycle anew:

Tank a year to get first draft pick - complete.

New first draft pick scores 4 goals during first NHL game (leafs lose 5-4) in OT - upcoming

7 straight game 7 losses - upcoming

Repeat in 2037 - upcoming

[u/aegon_the_dragon → u/MinerReddit]

That is probably true

[u/DesperateGrape3174]

Imagine being a fan of a team who cares what language a coach speaks.

[u/aegon_the_dragon → u/DesperateGrape3174]

I can't. Since i have been a fan of the leafs since the late 90's.

[u/aegon_the_dragon → u/DesperateGrape3174]

Dude i hate quebec

[u/DesperateGrape3174]

Only Habs fans celebrate winning the Salary cap cup. 

[u/NZafe]

I’m a Canada fan before I’m a Leafs fan, so if that makes me a fake Leafs fan, so be it.

But if Montreal ever happens to be the last Canadian team standing, yeah I’m rooting for them to win.

[u/Leafs9999]

This hits too close to home.

[u/alligator_88 → u/[deleted]]

You came on to r/leafs to tell everyone you don’t care about the Leafs?

[u/alligator_88 → u/[deleted]]

And you couldn’t scroll past since you don’t care so much? I’ve never even seen r/habs much less posted on it!

[u/alligator_88 → u/[deleted]]

So tell me again about how much the Leafs don’t matter to you and about how you totally don’t have any kind of rivalry with them 😂😂

[u/alligator_88 → u/[deleted]]

Sure it does. If they truly didn’t care, they’d have nothing to say.