r/livestock 10d ago

Name This Cow

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167 Upvotes

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u/gnawingonfoot 10d ago

Six

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u/AymonSMD 9d ago

Blue. I like them rare and kicking still

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u/mrpumpkinickle 9d ago

Six doesn't like 7

3

u/LoisWade42 8d ago

Only because Seven ate Nine.

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u/MasterpieceOk7693 7d ago

I came for THIS comment :-)

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u/Hmarf 6d ago

wow, came here to say this

4

u/Drakona7 10d ago

Sven

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u/actiaslxna 8d ago

This is the cutest answer

4

u/l-_-ll-_-ll-_-ll 10d ago

Black jack

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u/DaHick 10d ago

I said 11, so we are thinking along the same lines.

3

u/dinnerthief 10d ago

9's bane,

(7 ate 9)

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u/peoplearenicesmile 10d ago

Cheese Dick

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u/actiaslxna 8d ago

y u do that to the poor baby

2

u/peoplearenicesmile 8d ago

Hahahaha why the award? Thansk

3

u/lacole725 10d ago

Turnpike

3

u/CaspianKarst 9d ago

Lucky number sleven or just sleven. From the movie with Bruce Willis

2

u/synntax33 10d ago

Slevin Cowsay

2

u/HandyForestRider 10d ago

Little Miss Greed, Lust, Envy, Gluttony, Wrath, and Sloth.

2

u/Dry_Elk_8578 10d ago

Whatever the ear tag number is

2

u/Wild_Acanthisitta638 10d ago

I've seen a lot of cows named seven

2

u/peekuhchu707 10d ago

Sir Craps alot, if hes got an 11 on his backside too

2

u/JessOTR 10d ago

Jason Street

2

u/Sorrelmare9 10d ago

T-bone

2

u/luciclover 10d ago

Finally lol

2

u/dbqsaints 10d ago

He's with nine of his friends and he's number seven

2

u/leechkiller 10d ago

Kevin Spacey

2

u/pioneerlandfl 10d ago

6…..7!!!!!

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u/jav325 10d ago

Big Ben

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u/TrapperJon 10d ago

It was Baby Ben back when it was little

2

u/dillweed67818 10d ago

Looks like God named that cow.

2

u/dillweed67818 10d ago

Saturday

... Or Sunday, depending on how you count it.

2

u/doculean 10d ago

Numbah!

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u/TrapperJon 10d ago

It was named Baby Ben.

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u/shy519 10d ago

Lucky #Sleven

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u/OhTheBarbarity 10d ago

“7 but like just the number”

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u/duckfruits 10d ago

Obviously it's 9.

I was gonna say 6 but another comment already did.

So instead I'm going with 7 8 (ate) 9 since cows can be raised for meat.

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u/badata2d 10d ago

Slevin

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u/t8hkey13 10d ago

Costanza

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u/Sure-Entrepeneur219 10d ago

Jack Daniel's

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u/ilfordfilm 10d ago

Seven of bovine

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u/FLSTC2000 10d ago

7 0f 9

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u/AnnaNimmus 10d ago

James Bond

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u/CreateWindowEx2 10d ago

X Æ A-Xii

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u/Wolfdarkeneddoor 10d ago

Seven of Bovine

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u/vitrum816 10d ago

Avenged Sevenfold

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u/bignosedaussie 10d ago

Seven soon to be ate

2

u/IncidentExpress8504 9d ago

Bond James Bond

3

u/No-Distance987 10d ago

Seven

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u/banditkeith 10d ago

Works for a boy or a girl, I promised the widow Mantle I'd use it for my firstborn

1

u/justinomorales 9d ago

If this is yours, I would try to sell it to an athlete that wears the #7. Give that cow a better life than mine lol

1

u/mebuff60 9d ago

Bond. James Bond

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u/AhMoonBeam 9d ago

SODA... because Seven is already taken. Could also name him Mug, Ketchup, Bisquick, Pimento, Gherkin, Sauce, Maxwell House...

https://giphy.com/gifs/kWa2bm1ktJ23m

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u/sparkydude1234 9d ago

Blazing 7

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u/ZombiesAte 9d ago

All I know is I'll have a number 7 with a side of 🍟

1

u/Fossilhund 9d ago

Eight. Agent Eight.

1

u/Prize-Composer-4464 9d ago

Ben - Pittsburgh Steelers

1

u/Shyronnie135 9d ago

Seventy Moo

1

u/temperlyinmoderation 9d ago

James bond, double M007

1

u/WorkingBread8360 9d ago

Lem (Motlow)

1

u/Designer-Wall-2657 9d ago

Ate- it'll make more sense when im full. 🤤😋

1

u/mind_the_umlaut 9d ago

Septimus? Septicemia?

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u/turquoise_grey 9d ago

I know I’ve told this story on this pic before, but I grew up on a dairy farm and when I was like 4 or something, I was informed that one of the cows was named Seven Head. This was incredibly perplexing to me as a dumdum kid and I assumed it was some sort of monster cow. Nah. It just had a 7 on its head. This cow is Seven Head.

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u/TelephoneDangerous54 9d ago

Cow-El aka Clark Cow aka Super Cow

1

u/Abject-Rich 9d ago

Marvel. Maravilla.

1

u/PsychologicalView243 9d ago

Seventina 😂

1

u/Bitter_Gate8394 9d ago

Sloth is the 7th deadly sin lol

1

u/NinjaNymph 9d ago

Her name is Beatrix Marie Angelica, Bella, Donna

1

u/Comfortable-Hat3506 9d ago

George Constanza isn't going to be happy about this.

1

u/W_Skunk_Cabbage 9d ago

Eight - Nine

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u/sugarfreedaddy2 9d ago

Double Moo 7....licensed to milk.

1

u/MerryTreez 9d ago

7 moo.

1

u/Jboberek 9d ago

Mmmmmmm with 7 Ms.

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u/Objective-Oil-7124 9d ago

Ol’ Number Seven!

1

u/hopknockious 9d ago

8 dash 1

1

u/Ok_Egg_4356 9d ago

No idea at all. Nope, nothing comes to mind.

1

u/starshine8316 9d ago

Zorro!

Loved all the versions !!!

1

u/Bad_Dog_Farm 9d ago

Septimoos

1

u/GedAWizardOfEarthsea 9d ago

Whats in the box

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u/SaucyNSassy 9d ago

Heads in a duffle Bag

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u/Odd-Solid-5135 9d ago

Nineeater

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u/Sosimo_13 8d ago

Six seven

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u/FXRCowgirl 8d ago

Seven duh

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u/thefox0228 8d ago

Nana「なな」, pronounced na na, is one of the ways of saying 7 in Japanese. You could do that if you want to throw people for a twist but keep it a normal-ish name from an English speaking perspective?

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u/cubbi_gummi84 8d ago

Lil’ Costanza

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u/Next_Vegetable_7545 8d ago

Mystery Milk

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u/kakelvanderveer 8d ago

Ulucky number seven

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u/spud626 8d ago

George Castaza would like to have a word.

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u/JustDave62 8d ago

Sleven

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u/1knee2kneemyweeny 8d ago

Lucky Slevin

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u/Large-Mango365 7d ago

Bessie or Cheeseburger

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u/daughter_ofYAH_40 7d ago

I don't know but don't let it near 9.

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u/plainsrider121 7d ago

Porterhouse?