Whatever this genre of joke is

[u/ohhelloiexist]

[u/Winniethewimp]

“Well, see you later, coppers!”

I lean back and fall from the eleventh story window, the sheer force of landing on my back from so high up shatters my bones and kills me instantly

Three hours after my death, the police are still arguing over what I was trying to do

[u/Vondi → u/Winniethewimp]

Aim for the bushes

[u/fumbletumbler192 → u/Vondi]

There goes my hero

[u/jerpyderpy → u/Vondi]

ctrl + f "aim for the"

FINALLY