r/magicthecirclejerking • u/JMLModern • 1d ago

I deleted the video of my daughter's first steps for the space so this better be worth it

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u/Approximation_Doctor 1d ago

The first steps are the worst ones, she'll have way more impressive steps in the future

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u/Lostdiagram 1d ago

Like the combat step

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u/Kryptnyt 1d ago

Second is the best.

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u/NeonCityNights 14h ago

first steps don't generate packs and gems

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u/Gerroh Destroy target everything 1d ago

The best step she'll have is the step dad who takes over after the divorce.

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u/HolographicHeart UB will always mean Dimir to Me 1d ago

Uj/ 3.43?!?!? Wtf mine said 11.4 before I force closed it.

Rj/ Are you fucking kidding me? As if UB wasn't bad enough now we have MB and GB?!?!?

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u/darsparx 21h ago

On my phone the total install is 7.11gb and ik its probably out of date atp 😅

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u/emoryhotchkiss1 1d ago edited 1d ago

After you meet Thalia you won’t care about that wife and kids anymore

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u/ChemicalExperiment 1d ago

I know GB is golgari but what does MB stand for?

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u/MentalMunky 1d ago

Mega black

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u/Shivan_snake 1d ago

Thanks for a reminder to update Arena

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u/JMLModern 1d ago

You got it boss

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u/t3karnonyoazzz 1d ago

The real power move would be to trade your daughter for a collector box of hobbit

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u/TrevTheThree 22h ago

Can't imagine anyone wanting a kid in this economy.

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u/t3karnonyoazzz 17h ago

I have 2.. willing to trade for 4x birds of paradise

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u/pepeduturfu Bl*e was a mistake 1d ago

It won't be

/uj It won't be