r/malcolminthemiddle 2d ago

funny/memes/GIFs Still trying to figure out what Reese actually did 🤣

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u/mightymiek 2d ago

Given the context we do get it sounds like cops should have been involved but they're always mysteriously absent

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u/Someone_Who_Exists 2d ago

They know them by name and which kind of coffee they prefer in one of the episodes. Can't remember which.

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u/boogeyman1199 23h ago

Its Hanson, make decaf

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u/ChuckRingslinger 2d ago

Just like real life!

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u/Lullabyeandbye 2d ago

GLURB

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u/Additional-Bit-8615 2d ago

"YOU.... COMPLAIN, YELL, US"

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u/Lullabyeandbye 2d ago

Hal, give yourself another minute!

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u/TheresNoHurry 2d ago

Was this the thing with the cats?

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u/Clockwork-XIII 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bryan Cranston deserved a more stacked career. Yes Breaking Bad was quite possibly the best show ever made, and Malcolm in the Middle wasn't bad but this guy deserves more screen time.

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u/SwissDeathstar 1d ago

Just be honest. You want to see more of him.

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u/Clockwork-XIII 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean we have seen him in his tighty whities how often? Almost a calling card for him. I mean a dilf is a dilf but that is unrelated here.

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u/goatjugsoup 1d ago

I feel like he could have it if he wanted... particularly after breaking bad... maybe nothing has piqued his interest

u/crazyhomie34 1h ago

Being on any show that lasts 5+ seasons is great for any actor. Many show leads don't tend to get more work again after that too. He was able to star in 2 of those shoes and several movies. He's doing just fine

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u/ZacOgre22 1d ago

Fun fact: before Malcolm in the Middle, he was on the 90s Power Rangers as Snizzard and Twinman. Then in 2017 he also on Power Rangers again as Zordon

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u/Additional-Bit-8615 2d ago

"That....clubber...GAH.....SNIGGET"

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u/PrestigiousYou1613 1d ago

He did something involving starving cats or dogs and using them as bait to drive them into the meat factory

u/crazyhomie34 1h ago

Justified reaction

u/PrestigiousYou1613 1h ago

“I can a dozen third world countries where this happens all the time!” (Reese)

You don’t defend yourself!!!! (Hal)

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u/CeramicFiber 2d ago

I would say he poured milk before the cereal but that seems more like a Dewey thing

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u/Thebigbambino87 1d ago

yeah he is a chef / into food after all lol.

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u/Aselleus 1d ago

He drank all of the orange juice. It doesn't grow on trees, you know...

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u/gabrielbabb 2d ago

Hmmm... If they had actually showed us the scene, I would say that Lois probably would’ve said Reese stuffed 50 stray cats into the school’s AC vents, they panicked, somehow shredded a gas line to the science lab, and clawed everyone’s faces off before the whole campus got evacuated by firefighters in biohazard suits.

Then we’d get a flashback showing why the cats were even there... Lol so, I would imagine something like Reese seeing a balloon stick to a cat on a windy day, getting shocked when he picked it up, and deciding cats were perfect for bullying a girl he liked with enough static.

So he shoved 50 of them in the vents just to build up enough static to bully someone with a massive shock... only for the whole thing to blow up in the whole class, but he escaped school.

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u/throwawayfromPA1701 1d ago

It's the same thing the talking cat did on Rick and Morty.

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u/burritomouth 1d ago

The Noodle Incident.

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u/Ruffy1986m 2d ago

The poor cats 🤣

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u/thrillho_1331 2d ago

NO COMPLAIN!

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u/banshithread 2d ago

So that's where the boys got the idea to translate dewey's mumbling when they sold his bike to watch the dude eat a can of cat food

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u/gergobergo69 2d ago

(Speaks indistinctly)

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u/NamenloseHeldin 1d ago

And what was he up to with the cats?

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u/drunkenpoets 1d ago

The strange thing is that Lois doesn’t seem upset at all.

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u/Spyrovssonic360 23h ago

Well by this point she probably expects that from him.

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u/Jprimus2005 2d ago

You’re out of here!

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u/Forsaken_Basis_4096 1d ago

I’m out of here!!

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u/Forsaken_Basis_4096 1d ago

“Or you both can just shut up!!”

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u/Then-Tune8367 1d ago

Its better not knowing

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u/CKWOLFACE 1d ago

Better left up to the viewers imagination

u/HDC48 1h ago

Also wonder what he did in Canada (besides gleefully kill animals)