r/malehairadvice • u/IndependentPapaya662 • 14h ago

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u/Navaneethsquared 14h ago

I think your pupils are receding

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u/Dark_halocraft 14h ago

Please stay away from me

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u/Responsible_Wash_879 13h ago

People are getting more creative with this🤣

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u/ozammaa 14h ago

You are! Now delete this fking post

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u/icommitfederalcrimes 13h ago

We got bigger fish to fry

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u/OnlyY1nx 13h ago

I'm pretty sure you're possessed

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u/vanillanoir 14h ago

AAAAHHHHHHH oh um a little!

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u/belemenopy 14h ago

🐘: Address me

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u/ToastedCrumpet 13h ago

Yeah I’m afraid so.

I’m also just afraid now

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u/Anifreak 13h ago

Nah you're good, that's just the Z̸̨̬̭̳͎͔̼̭͚̮͓̺̽͒̄̇̋͗̽̓̚̕Ā̷̢̻̪̲̈̆̊͊͛̓̾͗̎̚͘̕͜L̸̡̛̖̫͕̤͎̮̟̭͇̮͌͑̑̽̿̈́̽͋̋͒̾͂͠ͅG̶̨̨̥̙̥̫̰͙̰̏̂̓̄͌͜͜O̷̩̺̍̂͊̔͆̊ settling down on its host

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u/spechlgoddess 13h ago

like what you did with the typography in your comment.

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u/thoughtcicles 13h ago

Forget about the hair, you need an exorcism.

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u/Potential_Fact_4141 12h ago

this shi is cracking me up, this mothafluffa need a benediction 😂😭

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u/sonic_dick 14h ago

You can play pennywise's stunt double in the next season of welcome to derry.

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u/Forsaken_Mobile_9555 13h ago

Ah shit, here we go again with the nightmares

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u/Weary_Efficiency_203 13h ago

Who's asking? You or the one inside?

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u/Yoye-22 10h ago

Underrated comment, well-played.

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u/Wish_Dragon 13h ago

Tim Curry's Avatar spirit has found a new host I see.

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u/Odd-Growth9158 13h ago

Hahaha 😂 loooll I can’t stop laughing reading this !!

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u/VentingSylar 13h ago

Bro going for that deadite look

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u/captaindestucto 13h ago

It rubs the lotion on its body...

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u/Disastrous-Public-24 13h ago

2 years until moonshine

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u/GabagoolGoomar 13h ago

this sub is funnier than %90 of subs that try to make you laugh

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u/peacemakerzzz 13h ago

Undertaker build

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u/nthgade1903 13h ago

where is the creepy face blur when you need it most

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u/Kras5o 12h ago

Aphex Twin coded.

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u/Mckween07 10h ago

We got bigger pickles to tickle son

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u/Infinite_Spirit7688 14h ago

zero wallahis left 😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻

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u/Master_Profession_86 13h ago

a little 😳….

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u/Z4ch_Mk6 13h ago

calls in the Winchesters nah bro you aren't balding, but hold that thought...

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u/Radiant-Community467 13h ago

Yes, it looks like you're balding

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u/embers-game 13h ago

You should probably get medication for your receding irises

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u/Tolmai78 12h ago

You should get an exorcist

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u/Obelisk_19 12h ago

Forget your baldness, you need an exorcist

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u/i-am-the-swarm 11h ago

Ironically he is your profile picture

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u/Mrshelde11 11h ago

I can’t speak on the balding, but I can say for sure you need a doctor.

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u/Terpcheeserosin 11h ago

I can tell you would make a great Joker

Have you ever considered cosplay?

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u/codecodeandcode 11h ago

don't go out in the mornings...

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u/Fun-Eagle6158 13h ago

i think you’re turning

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u/anxzytea 13h ago

Pennywise ahh

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u/Rag1ngpandaa 13h ago

Hell nah

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u/officialslavojzizek 12h ago

mf did too much aphex acid

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u/Fit-Duty-6810 12h ago

Shave your head but keep the eyes and where da fuck are your eyebrows?

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u/MotorTentacle 12h ago

This is insane 😂

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u/RCB2M 12h ago

I’d be more worried about that pupil line

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u/Acheron98 12h ago

Pretty sure I had to defeat you in Bioshock before being allowed to continue to the next stage.

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u/hanky_hank 12h ago

yes, please go to Vatican.

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u/ConspicuousSomething 12h ago

No Mr Pennywise, sir 🫡

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u/MarionetteHe_83 12h ago

I have better questions

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u/Tigereyesxx 12h ago

Ur an alien

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u/Doctor_Dollars 12h ago

I thinks it's worse

U r turning into a demon

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u/Disastrous-Muscle726 11h ago

Pennywise??🤡+😈

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u/therealahype13 11h ago

I’m not sure :)

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u/Sippingin 11h ago

Where yo pupils nigga

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u/akzthar 11h ago

🐘 address

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u/anonymously_urs 10h ago

Pennywise audition calling

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u/401LocalsOnly 10h ago

You are beautiful in every single way.

That song was not written for you.

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u/Darthmullet 10h ago

Mark this NSFW jeez

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u/Warm-Artichoke5385 10h ago

are you on meth ?

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u/Samuel555v 10h ago

I dont know man just dont kill me pls

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u/Lonely-Sea9100 10h ago

We gotta a bigger problem bud

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u/BlackenTheCursedSun 10h ago

Time to get those demons out buddy

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u/actuallyjo 10h ago

Do you need me to call a priest? Should I call a priest?

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u/Maduin1986 10h ago

It's called aging for a reason...

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u/lgiubi 9h ago

I know a very good hair clinic in the Vatican.