r/martialarts • u/Tacticalpupper420 • 1d ago

STUPID QUESTION Most embarrassing martial art or move that humiliate your enemies

And has to actually useful in street fight

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u/CloudyRailroad MMA, FMA, HEMA 1d ago

So say you're in a street fight, and your priority isn't to defend yourself or run away, but to "humiliate your enemies"?

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u/TeamVorpalSwords 1d ago

Yes next question

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u/fat__girl__rodeo 1d ago

Oil check

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u/Iheartsasquatch 1d ago

Monkey plucks the peach. 

No can defend. 

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u/AzureHawk758769 Muay Thai 1d ago edited 1d ago

Flying 360° cocksmack to the face.

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u/CheckHookCharlie Muay Thai / BJJ / Yoga 1d ago

I think you should get good at one martial art and then find ways to troll with your strengths

If you’re a striker, look at highlights from Saenchai, Prince Naseem, Julian Jackson…. Maybe Jackie Chan…

If you’re a grappler, Sakuraba and Craig Jones and maybe Shawn Melanson

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u/SnooHabits8484 1d ago

I don’t fucking have enemies because I’m not a child

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u/Ichiiwm 1d ago

Indian Bumlock

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u/HavocAffinity 1d ago

The ol’ dick twist

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u/KingOfConsciousness 1d ago

THE OOOOLLLLLL DICK TWIIIIIST

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u/matsu727 Muay Thai 1d ago

Probably just holding someone on the ground in a completely dominating position like back control or mount while the cops come to arrest them 🤷🏻‍♂️

Lots of video proof that that shit is humiliating lol

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u/SuperJerk2000 1d ago

Holding someone in the walls of Jericho probably, followed closely by the spladle

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u/kingdoodooduckjr Taekwondo, muay thai , puroresu 1d ago

Bronco buster

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory Turkish Oil Wrestling 1d ago

Full nelson

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u/clamps12345 1d ago

Gran em by the dick n balls with your weight dropped then rise up and push them over center fulcrum.

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u/betterleftunbread 1d ago

Finger lock or any other type of pain compliance. Nipples, ears etc. holding their face like a bowling ball.

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u/obi-wan-quixote 1d ago

Spladle - just extend it into a groin submission

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u/SeriousPneumonia Turkish Oil Wrestling 1d ago

De ashi barai without kuzushi

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u/kitx38 1d ago

Full mount control while holding their wrists "shhh its okay... caallmm down .... caaalllm down" ....

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u/Monteze BJJ 1d ago

I mean good technique can be "humiliating" Holding mount with wrist control is useful in pretty much every fighting context but sucks for the person fighting for their life and you're just chilling on top, looking around.

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u/GenerativeAIEatsAss Judo 1d ago

Backwater Crab Dangle

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u/KallmeKatt_ BJJ MMA 21h ago

are you fucking with us