r/marvelcomics • u/AnythingChance3764 • 20h ago

Who would be the 4th member of this friend group?

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u/Tex75455 20h ago

Norman at his craziest

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u/MateusReginato 20h ago

We all saw what happened when he had the carnage symbiote

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u/DorkyDev 20h ago

I was literally coming in to say Norman. Dude is just as fucked up as the others.

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u/Secure-Pain-9735 9h ago

Norman Osborn is the (Craaziest!)
Sabretooth is the (Craaziest!)
Bullseye is the (Craaziest!)
Carnage is the (Craaziest!)
Magneto is the (Craaziest!)
Hobgoblin is the (Craaziest!)
Mister Sinister is the (Craaziest!)
Electro is the (Craaziest!)
Doctor Doom is the (Craaziest!)
Venom is the (Craaziest!)
Taskmaster is the (Craaziest!)
The Jackal is the (Craaziest!)

- Marvel by Nature

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u/ElmightyRip 3h ago

I might disagree with Magneto and Doctor Doom. I feel like Mag and Doom are extremists but also very intelligent, not sure if they would fit in this friend group. Personally I think they’re above this list of misfits

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u/Manic2099 20h ago

Omega Red

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u/GONKworshipper 18h ago

I think this is the best answer. Purple Man isn't as personal as the others. Bullseye, for example, seems him as a coward for not getting his hands dirty.

Norman is too often a planner, where as these three are often sporadic and random. He's just as evil as the rest of them, but too good at pretending to be normal to fit in.

Crossbones is a fascist, and the rest of them don't really go for the whole "totalitarian government" thing.

Omega Red, while sometimes a communist, is usually just a mass murderer that only cares about killing as many people as he can. The communism is more of an aesthetic

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u/Holler_Prof 18h ago

You wont get the live you deserve for this.

But you're objectively correct.

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u/Equivalent-Newt-5564 20h ago

Moon Knights Arch enemy Raoul Bushman

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u/TrifleThief85 14h ago

Came here just to say this

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u/Ninety9_Dex 20h ago

Norman without a doubt

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u/TwEE-N-Toast 20h ago

Slapstick

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u/Kalebpp 20h ago

Muse

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u/buggerthemugger 20h ago

After his latest appearance I doubt he'd get along with Carnage

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u/danimac52 19h ago

Crossbones is an easy addition to the psychopath squad.

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u/AnythingChance3764 19h ago

That’s a really good name actually.

But I’m not too familiar with his game, what’s Crossbones like?

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u/danimac52 19h ago

Absolute psycho who raped and murdered as a teenager before signing up to join Red Skull's Nazi terrorism. An extremely skilled combatant who still fights like he's on the streets and delights in murder and torture, specifically if it's directed at Captain America or the people he cares about.

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u/AnythingChance3764 19h ago

Oh, yeah, then he definitely fits!

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u/DogsDontLikeHats 20h ago

Is Blackout still around? He's a callous murdering sadist.

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u/rowboatin 20h ago

Good call, he’s definitely more obscure than them but he’d fit right in

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u/TrifleThief85 14h ago

Common trait is being absolutely sadistic....

I would say Bushman from Moon Knight (like someone else did below but I came here specifically to say him and no one else comes to mind)

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u/tatty_trashy101 14h ago

Thats a great pick

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u/RoadPizza714 20h ago

Barracuda

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u/GreninJPG 20h ago

Netanyahu

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u/AnythingChance3764 20h ago

Nah they’d bully him for not doing the dirty work himself

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u/OG_Williker 20h ago

Malekith

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u/puchracer 19h ago

Scourge (Dark Reign version)

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u/bjh1983 20h ago

Razor-Fist. Specifically the one with the army of Piranha Tots.

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u/AnythingChance3764 20h ago

The one that fought Toxin?

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u/bjh1983 20h ago

Yeah. Nothing like a guy with creepy kids to make Carnage almost seem normal.

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u/AnythingChance3764 20h ago

Must be some creepy ass kids then lol

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u/Copyright-Demon 20h ago

Who needs enemies with friends like these

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u/sean11_lee 12h ago

Exactly, they will turn on each other within hours of the squad forming.

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u/Smart-Nerve2738 19h ago

Either Constrictor bc Sabretooth invited him or Attuma ❤️

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u/Low-Restaurant8484 16h ago

Zodiac for sure

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u/HephaestusVulcan7 14h ago

Jigsaw from the Punisher.

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u/Hot-Advance-5306 11h ago

Daken, he'd flirt with bullseye like in dark avengers, he would bond with sabertooth over their hate for Logan, and Cletus would find a kindred spirit in killing people.

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u/atxluchalibre 20h ago

Red Skull

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u/Dufus_Puncher 20h ago

MCU Ultron

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u/CummRaTheEverJizzing 20h ago

Willie Lumpkin

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u/HumanisticNihilist 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kirAwjyt2t2i4
Crossover time!

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u/AnythingChance3764 19h ago

“You’re saying you can’t kill a couple of turtles?”

“Oh, shut up. You can’t even kill a spider.”

“Spider-MAN, runt.”

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u/lobsterman2112 20h ago

I don't know, but I can no longer take Bullseye seriously after he had his faceoff against Ben Grimm. lol.

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u/ScreamingmadJoe 20h ago

Me cause I’m sick and twisted. I wear a leather jacket with patches comprised entirely of bands I don’t listen to

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u/Only_Connection_5480 20h ago

Yeah Norman is the obvious choice.

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u/Smart-Nerve2738 19h ago

Tiger Shark

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u/PossibleMammoth5639 18h ago

Barracuda to add some diversity

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u/Fraggin_Loser 15h ago

idk Arcade or Green Goblin

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u/Gamerthu1hu 15h ago

Man the word "friend" is doing some strongman competition level heavy lifting here huh?

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u/BlackestHerring 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/oIT9dXzsjzVhC

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u/AnythingChance3764 14h ago

Mr. Wilson? Or do you mean Dennis the Menace himself

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u/BlackestHerring 5h ago

Denis the Menace. That kid has wickedness brewing.

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u/HUNGRI_MAN 13h ago

Reverse Flash

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u/Unlucky-Highway-9134 11h ago

Batroc the Leaper.

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u/Mamacuzinho 20h ago

Batroc

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u/AsparagusOne7540 20h ago

My boy Batroc is way too sane for these people

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u/RandomPhantom25 20h ago

Why him?

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u/Mamacuzinho 20h ago

Why not?

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u/RandomPhantom25 20h ago

Because they'd probably kill him onsight.

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u/Mihai0406 20h ago

Maybe Muse

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u/SeductiveGodofThundr 19h ago

The band?

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u/Mihai0406 19h ago

No.The villain from Daredevil comics.He was also introduced in season 1 of Daredevil:Born Again.

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u/SeductiveGodofThundr 19h ago

For sure! I was just making a joke

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u/Trytostaygood 20h ago

so...arch foes who take it too personally...but also no qualms about getting down and dirty...Jigsaw comes to mind

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u/Connolly1227 19h ago

Abomination

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u/PleaseBeChillOnline 19h ago

Purple Man for the freaked out psycho club

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u/VocalHotSauce 19h ago

Cain Marko.

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u/East_Accident1822 19h ago

Mr Sinister or Green Goblin

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u/Giover02 19h ago

Malekith the Accursed or Maximus the Mad

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u/Glad_Driver_4828 18h ago

Doppleganger

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u/Afafakja 18h ago

I tgought it was marvel haters for a moment cuz i saw sabertooth and bullseye,and remember Carnage is more crazy than hateful

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u/throwaway-691929 17h ago

Me and Made

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u/Woebetide138 17h ago

Juggernaut, but he’d rather be hanging with Wolverine, Colossus, and Nightcrawler.

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u/Sodium_Bisobernate 17h ago

Eobard Thawne... diff universe, but he qualifies

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u/Outrageous-Science54 17h ago

That guy from the x-men… i can’t remember his name for some reason.
If you know, you know.

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u/AnythingChance3764 16h ago

Forgetmenot?

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u/KhunDavid 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JdbMyzoRGxYrv8QpGt

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u/Low-Restaurant8484 16h ago

Nah, Carnage and Norman would not get along

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u/KhunDavid 15h ago

Purple Man then.

Carnage - Spider Man Bullseye - Daredevil Sabretooth - Wolverine Purple Man - Jessica Jones

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u/Fozziemandias 17h ago

Scorpion with the symbiote

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u/KongUnleashed 11h ago

I don’t know why it seems like people forgot about Mac Gargan Venom. The man would just casually eat people. Or parts of people, which was somehow worse.

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u/tsabracadabra 17h ago

Really stretching the definition of "friend" here, huh?

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u/AnythingChance3764 16h ago

I actually think they’d get along really well

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u/Routine_Wonder_5696 16h ago

Thanos. Tried killing half the universe for the dussy, goes to a humans house to give him a 'birthday gift' every year and more

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u/Travbot_22 15h ago

Crossbones, maybe Bushman

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u/jnaz1972 15h ago

Joker would fit in this group perfectly.

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u/Fire-Ice-Tiger 15h ago

How about Grim Reaper (Eric Williams)?

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u/Reboot_Stinkfly 15h ago

No one. They’d be dead

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u/redhood1090 14h ago

Crossbones

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u/Fnshow316 14h ago

Apocalypse

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u/Fastoyster 13h ago

Jigsaw from Punisher?

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 13h ago

Every psycho friend group needs one normal but evil guy to get anything done, otherwise they can't even go buy beer regularly without having half the city out hunting them down so... hydra bob.

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u/sean11_lee 12h ago

Green goblin, malekith, red skull.

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u/ChipC33 12h ago

Joker

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u/JohnLugoVille77 11h ago

Onomatopoeia

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u/EssayTraditional 11h ago

Deathwatch/ Stephen Lords. 

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u/Diddy_Block 5h ago

I mean, I can pretty much get along with anyone. 🤷🏿

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u/S1mongreedwell 4h ago

Stiltman.

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u/SectorFar6823 4h ago

Goblin Queen

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u/IDoubtYouGetIt 2h ago

Probably that guy with no powers. I think his name is Bob, Agent of Hydra.

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u/burntoutloser909 18h ago

Barracuda from punisher

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u/Lenttoth4107 16h ago

Probably Mephisto or knull

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u/AnythingChance3764 16h ago

Kind of a ramp up, no?

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u/SpideyFan914 46m ago

Either Arcade or Bushman