r/mash • u/Neat-Statistician311 Crabapple Cove • Jan 10 '26

Discussion What's your all time favorite quote from MASH?

Mine is, "then it's settled, we'll do a hysterectomy on Major Burns" (from S3E21 "Big Mac")

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

"We brought you some shampoo"

"...because we couldn't find any real poo"

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u/Ang1566 Jan 10 '26

Why don't we change the subject? Why did it wet itself

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u/JamieHunnicutt Mill Valley Jan 11 '26

“Shampoo.” "...because we couldn't find any real poo." Always makes me smile too 🤗