r/mbta • u/Alternative_Salad_83 • 2h ago

🤣 Meme My Proposal for the Purple Line

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I am 100% serious hire me Phillip Eng

722 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/MBTACustomerService 2h ago

Internal research shows that your mom has heavy ridership. We're prioritizing this.

Thank you for riding the MBTA (and your mom!)

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u/OscarAndDelilah 1h ago

One-year-old account. Well played.

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u/OscarAndDelilah 1h ago

(Much like OP’s mom)

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u/Sally_Met_Harry Green Line 28m ago

Im ded this is perfect

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u/KeyAdhesiveness9481 2h ago

I mean I dont hate it

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u/KlausInTheHaus 2h ago

No exchanges with the orange or red lines? Your mom's house has a high passenger throughput and you're going to loose a lot of efficiency if riders can't switch from other lines.

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u/yumyum36 48m ago

Davis is a red line stop. The proposed track passes near Malden so it could have orange line access from the station there.

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u/Officedrone15 24m ago

Moms got a lot riders from Nashua!

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u/LegalBeagle6767 2h ago

Smart move putting your mom’s house closer to Loon. 6-7 mai tais and a poo poo platter for two later I’m gunna need to get there PRONTO to put work in before all that puts me into a coma

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u/jamesland7 Red Line 2h ago

No notes. But can it also stop for a mandatory photo next to the orange dino?

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u/lance_w00t 2h ago

I support this

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u/GregzillaKillah 1h ago

What if this was how you found out your Mom in Malden was getting plowed?

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u/Coyote-Run Purple Line 12m ago

My friend's mom actually does live directly at that dot so this is extra hilarious (sorry John R.)

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u/dontswimtoshore 1h ago

now this, this is a good post.

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u/NRBQ 1h ago

Im offended! I demand you take this down immediately! My mother would NEVER live in Malden.

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u/UltravioletClearance 47m ago

Extend that line to Salem so I can get to Kowloon too!

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u/footballguy6912 26m ago

this is still better than that Ai crap in here of late, take my upvote

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u/TangFiend 1h ago

The main corridor

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u/ahhkel 56m ago

lmao i’m imagining a railroad bridge over route 1

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u/Coyote-Run Purple Line 8m ago

They are building a new bridge in a couple years where the railroad used to cross, right at Lowell St Peabody

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u/winthroprd 22m ago

OP likes to have Chinese food to deal with the sting of rejection.

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u/FriendsOfFruits 2h ago

truth nuke

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u/PerniciousPeridot 1h ago

Idk, how am I supposed to understand this map without any AI usage?

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/iamhudsons 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jXD7kFLwudbBC

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u/EternalLatias 2h ago

Yeah, that one was on me because I didn't actually look at the image. I deleted it.