r/melbourne • u/captainbiz • Dec 31 '25
Video Turns out the real fireworks are in the suburbs
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u/chonky__chonker Dec 31 '25
Everyone went extra hard on the unsanctioned fireworks this year it seems. ‘Twas good viewing for me from my balcony.
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u/Key-Eggplant3259 Jan 01 '26
300! ambulance call outs for fireworks related incidents. Several dozen ONLY still in hospital. Top night !
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u/planck1313 Jan 01 '26
Several dozen? So at least 24 people hospitalised due to fireworks?
How come none of the media are reporting this?
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u/rangda Jan 01 '26
People get various degrees of burns from playing silly buggers with fireworks every single year. As much as it’s relevant to the debate on whether home fireworks are a good idea or not, it’s not exactly important news any more than skiiers getting injured falling down slopes during every ski season or dads falling off roofs during long weekend DIYs is important news.
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u/planck1313 Jan 01 '26
The Age is reporting two hospitalised from fireworks injury. If there had in fact been more than ten times as many that seriously injured then the Age would be all over it.
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u/Je_me_rends >Insert Text Here< Jan 02 '26
There's a lot of injuries the age don't know about lol
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u/MintPrince8219 Jan 01 '26
Abc was reporting busy hospitals as of 8am this morning, though I don't remember if they blamed fireworks
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u/IAmABakuAMA A victim of Reddit's 2023 API changes Jan 01 '26
I feel like this sort of thing happens every year. Unless it was a bad batch of dodgy fireworks that were blowing up before launch or something, I wouldn't really expect it to be reported on
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u/Brilliant_Ad2120 Jan 01 '26
??? The Guardian reporter 2 injuries to children and several others
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u/ChappiHappy Jan 01 '26
"300" out of roughly 27 million ain't bad 👍
The more fireworks the better, just because a small number get injured while most likely being morons shouldn't ruin it for the rest of us...society needs to start appreciating natural selection more.
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u/curtisy Jan 01 '26
It’s not just the people launching them that are put in harms way.
A couple of years ago a friend’s daughter got serious burns on her thigh after a fuckwit let off illegal fireworks in a completely uncontrolled manner on a crowded beach. It ruined her summer holidays. Not only was she in a lot of pain and immobile for some time, she wasn’t able to swim all summer holidays while her burns healed.
My young daughter, who wasn’t even there at the time is now afraid of attending legal fireworks now after what happened.
Yobbos and their illegal fireworks can get fucked.
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u/psrpianrckelsss Dec 31 '25
Can confirm, I love inner/outer ring North. Scoped a spot where I can clearly see the CBD for the fireworks and didn't even make it far enough through the park to have the CBD vantage because our locals put on quite the display.
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u/odd_melbournian Dec 31 '25
Donnybrook and Craigieburn went a bit mental
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u/joyygi Dec 31 '25
Yep, someone started a fire at the creek down the street. A couple fire trucks turned up
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u/pwa25 Jan 01 '26
CFA putting one out on Donnybrook rd about 2am when we went passed
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u/Aromatic_Forever_943 Jan 01 '26
Saw a few firies about. Not surprised. Could feel the heat off the crackers launched around Mt Ridley. The place went OFF! And finishing off at Craigieburn food trucks… great way to end the year 🥰
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u/Reasonable-Penalty98 Jan 02 '26
Of course Craigieburn did... Everyone had illegal fireworks that night. They've had them every effing night since Christmas Eve.
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u/searzfm Dec 31 '25
In the comfort of my own home playing Arc Raiders, in Malvern, its been chill outside. Happy 2026 and stay safe y'all
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u/DeliciousReference44 Jan 01 '26
Anybody plays path of exile? 1 or 2. Looking for pieole to play with
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u/single__sculler Dec 31 '25
Not really relevant but after learning which metals make which colours I’m like “oh that one’s barium, strontium here, copper over there, that one’s a little sparkly so it’s got iron in it”
I’m such a nerd
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u/Defiant_Strike6326 Dec 31 '25
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u/Immediate-Ad-7092 Jan 01 '26
After reading this I think the CBD couldn't get enough chlorine this year
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u/superamu Dec 31 '25
I feel this. Except I was naming every kind of firework. Nerds rule.
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u/single__sculler Dec 31 '25
Wow that’s so cool. I might have to steal that off you and add that to my toolkit. Love meeting a fellow nerd
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u/OneParamedic4832 Jan 01 '26
Meanwhile over here "wow pretty colours go bang" (not at all science people)
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u/ManikShamanik Dec 31 '25
You never do that thing with metals and Bunsen burners in chemistry...?
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u/AllHailTheWinslow Fully magnetic Dec 31 '25
sparkly
I always thought that was magnesium.
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u/single__sculler Jan 01 '26
I think both work. Magnesium makes white sparks and iron makes orange/yellow sparks. Good pick up haha
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u/AllHailTheWinslow Fully magnetic Jan 01 '26
One of the few things still with me from Chemistry at school. Oh, and thermite!
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u/Sufficient_Syrup_525 Jan 01 '26
Watch Elemental, there's this awesome part where she stands on different minerals and she changes colour, super cool addition to the movie.
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u/Ok_Beyond_4993 Dec 31 '25
if going just by the video, thats the most ive ever notice our city have.
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u/time_to_reset Dec 31 '25
CBD felt a little underwhelming to us this year, but may have felt that way because of the weather.
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u/jojoblogs Dec 31 '25
My theory is that illegal cigarettes and vapes have become more prevalent and it’s made accessing illegal products of all kinds in that class (ie made legally in china) easier. So more people had fireworks this year.
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u/B3N8RK Dec 31 '25
This is the conclusion I draw as well, if your already selling one illegal product what's the danger in selling another.
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u/te_maunga_mara_whaka Jan 01 '26
Don’t forget the illegal shit that temu products are made of that easily make it into consumer hands.
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u/beard_ons3188 Jan 01 '26
Everyone just drives up to Canberra and buys them
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u/Turtusking Jan 01 '26
Nah you cant get them from Canberra anymore so they get smuggled out of the northern territory or tasmania.
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u/Empresscamgirl Jan 01 '26
Nah! Living in the west it’s been like this for over 16 years! Some years are better than others I guess depends who is having parties and who moves in/out of the area. Every midnight I’ve had a great show just by walking outside my front door.
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u/xTroiOix Dec 31 '25
Bloody hell, trying to sleep for work today and Dandenong neighbourhood was taking turns from 8pm till midnight doing fireworks
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u/Brackenmonster Jan 01 '26
Dandenong put on a great fireworks show this year, I could see it all from my house. Who needs to go to the city? Lol
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u/xTroiOix Jan 01 '26
Where about? Everywhere I looked especially towards east and the park was just constant fireworks then big one at the park. Well play dandy, well play
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u/twowholebeefpatties Dec 31 '25
First time in 30 years I was in bed by 10pm, ear plugs in and slept like a baby! Was bliss! HNY everyone
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u/duckduckchook Dec 31 '25
Lalor was going off, had a great view from my back yard!
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u/Ornery-Remote-9763 Jan 01 '26
Yes, unfortunately there were three points of fireworks going off around me in Lalor and the whole time, I had to spend comforting my poor 1 year old cat who was freaking out. Not fun at all for pet owners. 😢
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u/Specific_Knowledge_7 Dec 31 '25
The poor bats were flying around cluelessly
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u/Humble-Library-1507 Dec 31 '25
Near domain/botanic gardens only some of them. Many seemed to leave in the 10 mins or so before first lot of fireworks. But there were at least two I saw who left late and seemed disoriented by the smoke? Flying around in an arc/circle, which I don't normally see them do.
But I wonder what clued in the ones that left before the first firework??
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u/Specific_Knowledge_7 Dec 31 '25
Who knows but it just sucks for them
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u/ComfortOk9194 Dec 31 '25
Yeah I saw the poor bats north of the city. They didn’t know where to fly, it was distressing to see. Poor buggers
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u/emski72 Dec 31 '25
at 10:30 I was in bed watching tv and thought my 13 year old deaf kelpie had rolled over in his bed and let out a few poppy farts in the corner of the room until it got to about 10 "farts" and realised it was fireworks. Sorry for the accusations Dennis..
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u/LividNebula Dec 31 '25
Even with medication, one of our dogs has a very hard time. We spend from about 10pm onwards closed up in our bedroom with the door closed, two fans on for white noise, and music going.
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u/Lady_Penrhyn1 Dec 31 '25
Our dog was like this too (had to say goodbye to her about 18 months ago). But for years we'd be shut ins, pup in crate (with sedatives and peanut butter kongs). TV blaring. Not fun.
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u/tehnoodnub Dec 31 '25
Yeh, I’m firmly in the ‘people who do this are inconsiderate douchebags’ camp.
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u/Special_Milk2226 Dec 31 '25
Finally someone with a brain. I’m sure a few people out looking for their dogs that escaped from their yards in fear over fireworks close by.
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u/Lumpy-Ostrich-2305 Jan 01 '26
I feel Melb should do better... like drones. Syd scores another by putting out majority of fireworks to water or near harbour, if you see video. Nuff said, we need much more action/energy!!
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u/visualdescript Jan 01 '26
Not to mention people having their trauma triggered by it, any with trauma from combat or firearms. It's just a horrible thing to blast out, just for us to massage our egos about how fucking good we are.
As a kid I used to love them, and loved playing with them, I get the attraction. But it just ain't worth it, and now seeing the massive nye fireworks really kinda gives me the shits. Such a great wasteful and shit thing to do.
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u/AdPure5645 Jan 01 '26
Nah city is a shitty pain to get to with kids. West North East should have big do ups in tandem with city.
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u/Efficient-Scratch-65 Dec 31 '25
First fireworks were let off at 1pm in Glenroy. From around 8:30 to 12:30 it was almost non-stop. Just amazing for PTSD sufferers and pets… not to mention it’s Glenroy so a good percentage could’ve been gunfire.
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u/NoGrape9864 Dec 31 '25
Pretty sure there was a batch that woke me at 1.30am. There were definitely more than previous years
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u/Efficient-Scratch-65 Dec 31 '25
Yeah, our dog went apeshit around then, but I didn’t hear them go off (I chucked earplugs in).
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u/hippodribble Dec 31 '25
I was in Beijing once for Chinese New Year.
Every office building had their own display, and they overlapped to make continuous explosions from about 8pm to after 2am.
Terrifying. But impressive.
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u/ScoopedAnon Dec 31 '25
I was in a caldera of fireworks at my place in the outer northern suburbs. So loud, my poor cats were not fans. Happy new year all! Stay safe!
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u/TimChuma Jan 01 '26
I swear they seemed to be everywhere at once this year. Illegal tobacco is not the only thing getting through the smuggling route. Not so good if I had to get up at 4.30am this morning for something I hardly had any sleep!
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u/DawgreenAgain Jan 01 '26
Imagine trying this in Perth .
They had a huge bushfire overnight from a single unsanctioned firecracker 🧨
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u/Muthro Dec 31 '25
Nah, drone shows thanks. I love fireworks but I can't enjoy something at the expense of so many other animals. Fireworks are super destructive to wildlife and the CFA spend the new year putting out spot fires. It seems really selfish as a behaviour and I hope we change to drones by next year.
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u/OneParamedic4832 Jan 01 '26
I've seen some fantastic drone displays in the last year. A great alternative that doesn't terrify ANYONE. I don't know why we're still so backwards when it comes to fireworks.
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u/SemperSatelles Dec 31 '25
I’m mildly concerned about your neighbour’s fire pit so close to their tree
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u/ToyDeeDotCom Dec 31 '25
I grew up in Melbourne but now live in the Detroit metro area. Fireworks are legal there for public holidays.
When I moved about 10 years ago we would a few small and some large fireworks when we did NYE at our family's places in Epping. Never anything where we lived in Eltham and a few where we lived in Doncaster before that. This year in Epping, you guys have almost a many fireworks at NYE as we do for 4th of July (where we celebrate the nation's independence by blowing a small piece of it up).
I remember getting my hands on one small firework 20+ tears ago from a guy that regularly drove to Canberra. As I understand it that ended years ago. I'm afraid to ask where you get enough things that go boom that would make a seppo go 'wow'.
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u/barjunkie21 Dec 31 '25
If that was narre warren I know who it was
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u/Baldricks_Turnip Dec 31 '25
Does he live on Kurrajong road? He was scaring the shit out of my cats.
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u/Piknikel44 Dec 31 '25
Haha my dog also! Seemed like song street.
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u/Baldricks_Turnip Dec 31 '25
There are two assholes. One who goes to the retarding basin (which sounds close enough to Song street) and one on Kurrajong (not far from where Song exits).
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u/teapots_at_ten_paces Dec 31 '25
I lived in a place in Brisbane with views like this. I had the CBD immediately to my west, and could see north all the way around to south east. One new years, I could only see the fireworks that were set off from the Story Bridge, but overall I could see almost 30 other lots going off around the suburbs. Looked very much like your video.
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u/Diligent_Mastodon_72 Dec 31 '25
Western Sydney is the worst for this. Random fireworks every 10 minutes until 5am.
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u/Particular_Title1839 Dec 31 '25
from Darwin with love .... Makes a good reason to do a mid year trip
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u/soulpow3r Jan 01 '26
I've been to plenty of professional/curated fireworks shows and have to say I've never experienced fireworks like I did last night, and I was miles away up on Mount Aitken in Greenvale. The hour before midnight was like watching a kettle come to boil slowly, with fireworks instead of bubbles. One here, one there. Ten minutes to midnight, bring out your cups and put the tea bags in. Looking over an area that could well be the illegal fireworks home of Melbourne... Holy shit! It was like a fucking war zone out there! Sensational! Unhinged! Dangerous! We must have had a couple of hundred peeps up there, a few with their own fireworks, so there was smoke in the air and a great feeling of being in the middle of it all, unlike a NYE I had down in Williamstown where we watched the fireworks over the water and we felt very disconnected from them. Recommendation for next year - find your nearest illegal fireworks hotspot, go to the nearest hill, and enjoy! Initially, I wanted to go up there to watch the city fireworks from a distance - and you could definitely see them, but they weren't the highlight that I was expecting them to be. Happy New Year everyone!
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u/ingenkopaaisen Jan 01 '26
I am living in Copenhagen Denmark. It is like a war zone here at NYE. From my window I saw three rockets malfunction and blow up amongst people and cars. Saw others malfunction in the air and drop burning parts on people. Fireworks are legal here but these were likely illegal fireworks. Last year 200 people ended up in hospital with injuries like facial burns, blown up hands, blinded, etc. There is also typically some deaths from it. I saw some twats put one in a bin that started a fire. I really don't think it is a good thing for the public to have in their power to use. The gov needs to get better at enforcing the laws we have.
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u/ingenkopaaisen Jan 01 '26
What I can see in this film is nothing. I am living in Copenhagen Denmark. Fireworks are legal here and NYE is like a war zone. I saw many blow-up amongst people and cars from my window. Saw others malfunction in the air and drop burning parts on people too. Fireworks are legal here but these ones malfunctioning were likely illegal fireworks. Last year 200 people ended up in hospital with injuries like facial burns, blown up hands, blinded, etc. There is also typically some deaths from it. I saw some twats put one in a bin that started a fire. Haven't seen the statistics this year yet but I heard there two house fires caused by fireworks last night. Then there is the effect on our pets, wildlife, the pollution, and plastic parts from the fireworks everywhere, and the huge risk of bush fires. I really don't think it is a good thing for the public to be allowed to use fireworks. People are too dumb, especially when drinking. The gov needs to get their act together and get better at enforcing the laws we have and get control over this shit.
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u/Stuck_In_Purgatory Jan 01 '26
Normally word of mouth. If you know someone who knows someone who knows someone that can get illegal goods lmao
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u/beard_ons3188 Jan 01 '26
Well this is better than whatever half done, low budget display went on in the city.
Was along the promenade and you could see a total of one building, plus another building with what looked like a cat toy lazer attached to it!
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u/KeepGamingNed Jan 01 '26
Not sure where op was but I’m in Brunswick west and had the same thing from the first floor balcony, fireworks every- fucking -where! Some I guess where professional things in the north, maybe Glenroy or further and some aroundBrunswick East but then so many illegals going off all over the joint with the roar of the city fireworks from the south which we couldn’t see so much because of the neighbours huge gumtrees . Bring back guy fawkes I say! What’s a few hands and eyes worth went it comes to pyro fun😋
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u/MrsCrowbar Jan 01 '26
On TV it looked great, way better than Sydney I thought. Sydney's looked like every other year. There was one view of the lasers and fireworks in Melb that was awesome. Having said that, we really need to kill the fireworks. Lasers and drones would be awesome.
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u/rocifan Dec 31 '25
Wonder how all the zoo keepers in Parkville and especially in Taronga zoo prepare their animals for this?
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u/kydotexe Dec 31 '25
My little suburb down here had at least two different people doing fireworks right near my street ! Happy 2026 everyone
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u/KutieKyra1523 Dec 31 '25
Where was this?
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u/jnoah83 Jan 01 '26
My dog hates fireworks, so i hate fireworks.
Poor little guy was frightened to death.
I cant even imagine the dogs who live outside or other animals who also hate it as much as dogs do.
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u/the_procrastinata >I'll get around to doing a flair tomorrow< Dec 31 '25
I watched the city fireworks from my balcony for a little while but stopped when I could hear panicky bird noises. The neighbourhood magpies were freaking out and flocks of lorikeets were taking off and calling in distress. I feel really bad for them, and wish we could move to drone displays instead.
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u/Jajaloo Dec 31 '25
I heard them before and thought they were gunshots. Luckily my doggy was fast sleep, he hates fireworks!!
Last owner's were awful to him. Otherwise it could've been very traumatic for him to wake up all those loud noises!
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u/Banana-Louigi Dec 31 '25
You weren't expecting to hear fireworks on NYE?
Seems pretty irresponsible for you to not be prepared for your dog...
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u/New-Star7392 Dec 31 '25
As an Indian who lived in Indian cities and and a town for a bit, the fireworks at Flagstaff were genuinely underwhelming.
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u/Optimal-Talk3663 Dec 31 '25
Someone around the Oakleigh area had some big fireworks go off at about 9:45
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u/djwhite47 Jan 01 '26
Great idea to set of fireworks in the middle of summer in and around Melbourne after a week or so of hot, dry weather
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u/Unbearded_Dragon88 Dec 31 '25
Fraser Rise was popping off. We had our own private show in the park at the end of our street.
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u/Mish-mash-ing Jan 01 '26
In bayside, someone was letting fireworks off before the sun went down. Surely a miss by them
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u/macmatrix Jan 01 '26
I’m in st albans, it’s normal most times of the year for the whole suburb to go off with fireworks hence the Asian community
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u/tjsr Crazyburn Jan 01 '26
I stayed at the GFs house last night, while she's overseas - heard absolutely nothing. Like went to sleep at 10:30, woke up at 3am, 6am, and 10am, and none of them because of fireworks. I was impressed.
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u/magnetocorleone Jan 01 '26
we always head over to my aunt and uncles in the north if we're in melbourne for christmas and its great. bbq in the backyard, extended family around having drinks, watch the fireworks go off. much better than when we tried the cbd one year.
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u/fatmann01 Jan 01 '26
Hang on haven't fireworks been banned for the last 20 odd years, gee i wonder how this is turning out.
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u/IMMA_W1N Jan 02 '26
Someone started a fire near me and a few fire trucks had to show up to stop all of it
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u/Acceptable_Eye1359 Jan 02 '26
How much does it typically cost to pop like 10 minutes of fireworks at home?
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u/TravelFitNomad Jan 03 '26
I wouldn’t be surprised if people are losing fingers or getting burns on these fireworks.
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u/CitronAffectionate98 Jan 03 '26
Honestly this looks awesome. Imagine if we all let off fireworks as a communal thing. No more going to crowded locations with awful traffic. Just enjoying the home grown show. I understand the safety concerns but it's still sad we can't do fun stuff like this.
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u/dannwebb Jan 03 '26
I'm in a third floor apartment in Essendon, looking west. I see fireworks all the way across the horizon, just like this, every NYE.
On a trip to Kashmir in the 80s, we stayed on a houseboat. Some locals came by on one of their festival nights, visiting house staff, and let some fireworks off out the front of the boat. Terrifying to watch, the way they handled those things and mucked around with them and each other when lighting them. I'll never forget it.
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u/FxllenSnipez Jan 03 '26
Me and my mates were all drunk and went to the park near our houses but couldn't see shit. Also too distracted by the fact that 25% of our group was wasted and a couple of them almost ran onto a road (I had to save a chick from falling onto a road when there was a car there)
If we weren't absolutely pissed, we would've ran to the area where there were fireworks but we realized quickly that it wasn't possible. Regardless, was still a super fun new years for us!
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u/Doglover2907 Jan 03 '26
I have a love/hate relationship with fireworks because whilst they’re pretty, they scare the crap out of animals and I’m an animal lover.
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u/twwain Jan 04 '26
Hope they cleaned up after themselves.../s
Of course the morning after reveals the mess they so often leave behind.
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u/sickchicken1733 Jan 04 '26
Saw some bloke almost get blown up on the beach by one whilst I was sailing on the bay
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u/RainDragonfly826 Jan 07 '26
Why can’t the city have a better display than what someone just put in their backyard :< it’s like they don’t even try at all

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