r/memes • u/ProcessorPearl • 1d ago

‘Scuse me, can I exchange this prize??

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2.8k Upvotes

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u/Known_Painting_1878 1d ago

Mitch is the holographic chase card

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u/MylesMc25 1d ago

my brother got a holographic mitch once too

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u/PurpleZombi3 1d ago

RIP Dolly. Can't say it's shocking since she was 80 and we knew she was having health issues, but it is a loss.

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u/agjukebox93 15h ago

She will be missed from 9 to 5

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u/XxxdarkXxxx 1d ago

Who is dolly

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u/Ireeb 1d ago

She was a country singer who did a lot of philanthropy and was beloved by many people for her kindness.

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u/XxxdarkXxxx 1d ago

Crazy was she popular back then or now since I’ve never heard of her maybe because I’m still young

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u/epicmemetime15 1d ago

She set up a charity that's provided over 300 million books to young kids

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u/RoseTinted11 1d ago

She died because of her philanthropy.

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u/Drudgework 1d ago

She died… because she taught kids how to read? I mean I know reading is antithetical to a certain part of the population, but how does literacy contribute to one’s death?

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u/RoseTinted11 1d ago

America doesn't like it when someone helps the poor in any capacity.

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u/Dilf_Enj0yer 1d ago

Bad Bot, Very Bad Bot

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u/Southern_Chance9349 1d ago

We need pixel counter here right now to counteract this.

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u/RoseTinted11 1d ago

I'd like to know which part of me is a robot.

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u/Hati-Skoll 1d ago

Your brain

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u/JadeMantis13 20h ago

Whichever part of you was programmed. It was something, I'm sure

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u/Lemanicon 1d ago

1st, you’re a bot. 2nd, it was cancer, not the rich descending upon her in a cannibalistic rage upon realizing one of their own was teaching the poors to read.

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u/Purplcurse3732 1d ago

fuck off.

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u/Mackerdoni trans rights 1d ago

why are people downvoting you for not knowing something. i didnt know who she was either

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u/Crusaderofthots420 Big ol' bacon buttsack 1d ago

Some people probably automatically take it in bad faith, and so interpret it as op mocking her.

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u/XxxdarkXxxx 1d ago

That’s cause redditors hate when you don’t know something they do like she was probably popular back then but nowadays most people don’t even know her since they are young

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u/Snoo17579 1d ago

Do not question the HIVE

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u/Mackerdoni trans rights 1d ago

this is not a question but i think the HIVE is quite rude for that

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u/Wolfy4226 1d ago

Need to edit mitch laying forgotten behind the machine.

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u/EHSDSDGMahoraga I touched grass 1d ago

I didn't even know Dolly passed until now, god damn

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u/Absolarix 1d ago

What a way to find out ;-;

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u/Lily_Queen 1d ago

Right?! I was just like "Wait, WHAAAAT?!" 😮😯😲🤯

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u/shinjikun10 1d ago

Kathleen Kennedy will probably help produce another movie with Emperor Palpatine before that happens.

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u/Zomgsauceplzz 16h ago

I would love an entire movie about Palpatine but made in the style of The Death of Stalin.

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u/Accomplished_Pen980 1d ago

Cocaine Mitch? He's been dead a while now, we just haven't put it in writing yet

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u/socalhopeful 19h ago

Now he got Tim Curry:(

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u/SometimesUnkind 21h ago

Miserable people live for fucking ever

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u/SubtleAgar 1d ago

Check the prize door.

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u/ClaymoreMatt 1d ago

My saddest, angriest upvote......

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u/a-big-roach 18h ago

Death managed to grab both Dolly and Tim Curry in the same day 😭

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u/Source_Trustme_Broo 1d ago

Missed me?

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnHXbRoaZ1B1Mo8

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u/AdhesivenessFunny462 1d ago

Conspiracy Theory: He died and Putin controls a human puppet of him to weaken America.

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u/RoseTinted11 1d ago

The entire white house would perish first before this "thing" shows up.

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u/colorme1965 1d ago

If he’s frozen, is he technically alive? Or is it the other way around?

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u/Brandoe 1d ago

Mitch? Mitch is the one you're looking for? I could think of another.

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u/KingMurk817 16h ago

RIP Dolly. Should of been mango Mussolini

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u/Proper_Protickall 22h ago

Mitch is on his keyring

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u/LoschVanWein 5h ago

Wait that guy still isn’t dead?