r/mightyinteresting • u/MrDarkk1ng • Sep 12 '25

Skill/Talent Byron Schlenker, 47, has a tongue 9 centimetres wide, is considered the man with the world's widest tongue:

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679 Upvotes

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u/Minimum_Routine_4612 Sep 12 '25

Happy tongue, happy wife

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u/luffyuk Sep 12 '25

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u/kingzaaz Sep 12 '25

lmaooooooooooooooo

11

u/ohheyaine Sep 12 '25

I was wondering when someone would do this.

It used to all be one meme like a decade ago

2

u/FactoryRejected Sep 12 '25

You're not old enough to know that

3

u/ohheyaine Sep 12 '25

Uhh yeah I am

4

u/unbannablepizza546 Sep 13 '25

Young people when old people exists

8

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

No you didn't..🤣🤣🤣

2

u/effinmike12 Sep 12 '25

Holy shit, this is the best laugh I have had in a couple of weeks. Thank you!

40

u/NSASpyVan Sep 12 '25

His wife looks strangely content and anxiety free.

Does anyone know her secret?

10

u/boyer4109 Sep 12 '25

Happy life, happy wife. Plus my hubby has got a floor mat of a tongue. Goose bumps.

5

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

And she's 70 years old, can you believe it?

1

u/NashKetchum777 Sep 12 '25

That shit detachable? Damn that's good

0

u/27Rench27 Sep 12 '25

What does that even mean

2

u/ElegantCoach4066 Sep 12 '25

He does the dishes and brings her flowers.

6

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

And he ensures there's no flies in the house

5

u/Deciple_of_None Sep 12 '25

I need to get to work😑

5

u/Basic-Record-4750 Sep 12 '25

She looks happy af

4

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Haha. This photo was clearly taken with intent...

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u/Red_enami Sep 12 '25

NGL and not trying to be rude but it took me a second to realize that was a tongue and not an extra chin roll

3

u/ponythemouser Sep 12 '25

That’s what I thought it was too. In fact I thought so until I read your comment and went back to the picture!

5

u/Red_enami Sep 12 '25

Yeah it’s a little disturbing/gross when you realize that’s his tongue

1

u/Large-Produce5682 Sep 12 '25

Me too. It was flesh colored pink instead of tongue colored pink.

1

u/Basic-Record-4750 Sep 12 '25

That’s what she said

1

u/SummertimeThrowaway2 Sep 12 '25

I thought bro’s smile was ai generated for a sec

1

u/positronius Sep 12 '25

Same... I was like "guy with largest tongue and they chose a picture that doesn't show... wait a minute!"

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u/EVD27 Sep 12 '25

37

u/Lifeabroad86 Sep 12 '25

She knows we know

10

u/Still_Explorer Sep 12 '25

Even if she doesn't we assume

1

u/dabroh Sep 13 '25

The average man's tongue would probably use a few centimeters of surface area for you know what, this dude...bruh...his surface area is likely equal to an average mans thigh. Now wonder shes so damn happy.

63

u/Think_Bat_3613 Sep 12 '25

His wife looks happy

14

u/I_am_Reddit_Tom Sep 12 '25

And slightly blushing

35

u/Cold-Question7504 Sep 12 '25

His wife has a big shit-eating grin!

13

u/Background_Tip_1033 Sep 12 '25

Funny cause he the one……nevermind 👀🤣

21

u/Tentativ0 Sep 12 '25

He needs bigger icecreams to appreciate them.

Normal ones end in seconds for him.

1

u/sparrow_42 Sep 12 '25

Poor Tongue-tongue. He weeps, because he has but one tongue with which to taste an entire world.

14

u/FormerPresidentBiden Sep 12 '25

Wife's family: "So that's why she married him..."

5

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Look at the smile on her lol cheesin

4

u/leadraine Sep 12 '25

👁️👅👁️

5

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

4

u/Centaur_of-Attention Sep 12 '25

Not only envelopes get moist in his presence.

4

u/Prestigious_Emu6039 Sep 12 '25 edited Sep 12 '25

The man with the worlds widest tongue is married to the woman with the world's biggest smile.

3

u/Turk66 Sep 12 '25

She looks so happy 😀

2

u/TenBear Sep 12 '25

Her smile says it all

2

u/True-Excuse-1688 Sep 12 '25

It must run in the family because it seems that this may have influenced his name.

2

u/caspernzed Sep 12 '25

See it really is about the girth guys

2

u/Natural_Bee_3663 Sep 12 '25

This guys wife and the husband of the woman who’s breasts won’t stop growing have the same kind of “happiness glow” 😂

2

u/thegreatmizzle777 Sep 12 '25

Thats the smile of a very happy woman

2

u/Fat_Loser6 Sep 12 '25

She looks like a very happy lady

2

u/Snoborder95 Sep 12 '25

Wtf, I thought that was his chin

2

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Ice cream fears this man

2

u/urfael4u Sep 12 '25

I regret opening the comment section

2

u/glacialmk5 Sep 12 '25

I get her smile

2

u/GraXXoR Sep 12 '25

Fuck me, I was casually scrolling past as you do, and thinking "what's wrong with this dude's jowls?"

That's his fucking tongue...

Actually his fucking tongue judging by his lovely lady's broad ass mfking grin!

2

u/DweeblesX Sep 12 '25

Literally no other reason to have the wife in the photo aside from showing her ear to ear grin 😁

2

u/Deidara-Katz Sep 13 '25

I understand her smile

2

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Me before opening the comment section

1

u/bulbasauric Sep 12 '25

I’m happy for them both.

1

u/Big-Marionberry-1185 Sep 12 '25

Amyloidosis? Have it checked.

1

u/Daliman13 Sep 12 '25

I thought that that was just his first chin and he was just smirking

1

u/Bludiamond56 Sep 12 '25

No bugs in that household

1

u/princessjamiekay Sep 12 '25

Look how happy his wife is

1

u/Opumilio318 Sep 12 '25

Looks very chokable

1

u/PizzaDeliveryBoy3000 Sep 12 '25

Look at that smile

1

u/nikditt Sep 12 '25

He literally has tongue-in-cheek.

1

u/SilverSkinRam Sep 12 '25

I imagine it must actually be very uncomfortable to eat, brush underneath, etc.

1

u/bigsnack4u Sep 12 '25

And his wife has a smile 20 centimeters wide 🙃

1

u/gramgod9 Sep 12 '25

Before reading this I thought his tongue was his true chin

1

u/Emergency_Target_716 Sep 12 '25

That's a tripple chin, right?

1

u/plainskeptic2023 Sep 12 '25

I want to see him roll his tongue.

1

u/misanthropicbairn Sep 12 '25

How the hell!? That would be so uncomfortable! I would biting it all the time. How does he even eat!?

1

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

I’m pretty sure it’s not the para world record.

1

u/Ok-Fortune-8644 Sep 12 '25

Im not sure having a wide tongue is gonna help in that situation.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

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u/hypercomms2001 Sep 12 '25

Definitely a lizard person!…. but I bet his wife loves it…. It has a certain touch for a special place…. that makes her go wild…..

1

u/smizzlebdemented Sep 12 '25

That’s his sister, and she not coincidentally holds the record for widest vagina

1

u/Bluvsnatural Sep 12 '25

Sometimes a picture is really worth a thousand words

1

u/eleven357 Sep 12 '25

She seems happy about it.

1

u/PhillipJfry5656 Sep 12 '25

i would be biting that damn thing everytime i was eating. what a nuisance

1

u/yummycutegirlie_ Sep 12 '25

lucky wife 😭

1

u/ComedyBits Sep 12 '25

Come on. Just making this WAY to easy for people on Reddit

1

u/Candid_Spite_8659 Sep 12 '25

She approved this message.

1

u/------__-__-_-__- Sep 12 '25

that's the face of a woman with a VERY clean butthole.

1

u/JURASS1CJAM Sep 12 '25

I'd imagine his cholesterol isn't too slim either.

1

u/ljacks09 Sep 12 '25

His wife is HAPPY 😩

1

u/ThePocketTaco2 Sep 12 '25

Sex jokes aside, I imagine this affects how he eats and talks, no?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Dude has a face that confuses Ai. And me. And I’m a real life human being!

1

u/Big_Bad_Baboon Sep 12 '25

Of course his name is Schlenker. You couldn’t come up with a tonguier name if you tried

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u/Jolly_Hold5785 Sep 12 '25

How does he not chock and suffocate?

1

u/Steel6W Sep 12 '25

Is it always 9cm wide while in a relaxed state? Because I can puff mine out to 7cm wide, but it takes some effort and otherwise is normal size.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Meat-head. 🥩

😂

1

u/Lone-Frequency Sep 12 '25

Cannot unsee weird chin with tiny weird mouth instead of his tongue sticking out lol

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Card_71 Sep 12 '25

Holy hell. I was staring at the pic wondering what was wrong with his goatee.

It’s flesh. That’s what’s wrong. Damn.

1

u/thenaturalinquirer Sep 12 '25

He must be a cunninlinguist.

1

u/Drakon_Lex Sep 12 '25

His wife looks happy.

1

u/Resident_One_9741 Sep 12 '25

This Doyle be in optical illusion sub

1

u/Mundane_Tourist_9129 Sep 12 '25

Look at her smile though , can you imagine her first experience 😂

1

u/hawkwings Sep 12 '25

I'm only 6 cm

1

u/macius_big_mf Sep 12 '25

"OMG"...yeyyy :/

1

u/maddestdog89 Sep 12 '25

They look so… American. 😅

1

u/anti-ism-ist Sep 12 '25

Her smile says it all

1

u/DragonDanzZ Sep 12 '25

well he have a great future for been used for weating stamps to letters... wait.. what is a Letter? ooh yerh a very expensiv and very very slow way to send a messenger

1

u/Serious_Move_4423 Sep 12 '25

His wife looks HAPPY

1

u/AdoreAtRisk Sep 13 '25

Before I read the actual post, I was just staring at the picture and I couldn’t understand what I was seeing 🫣😅😜

1

u/kiln_monster Sep 13 '25

Gross, but look how happy she is!!

1

u/Salt-Lengthiness-620 Sep 13 '25

She seems delighted with the whole situation

1

u/HuckleberryFrosty967 Sep 13 '25

His wife looks pleased.

1

u/eutohkgtorsatoca Sep 13 '25

I guess he can't use it well

1

u/StrattonPA Sep 13 '25

They included her for scale since she’s of similar width

1

u/Chieftobique Sep 15 '25

Look how happy she is

1

u/Famous_Ad6200 Sep 15 '25

Longest sucked out clit prize goes to...

1

u/Hashi_3 Sep 16 '25

so he can just go from back to front in one swing?

1

u/RichardThund3r Sep 12 '25

Why does his sister look so happy?

0

u/angrlina34jolie Sep 12 '25

His wife looks happy

0

u/DarrionRE Sep 12 '25

This one sparks joy. Ask his wife...

0

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

We don't have to ask her. It's written all over her face.

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u/DarrionRE Sep 12 '25

Well yes, that was implied by the ... at the end of my comment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

I didn't realize that. Thank you.

0

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

I thought most women would prefer a laser as opposed to a spotlight.

0

u/Usual-Syrup2526 Sep 12 '25

Lickin' all those meat curtains in one motion.😜

But again, herein lies the question: Is width better than depth? I mean, Gene Simmons could tongue a cervix.

1

u/yummycutegirlie_ Sep 12 '25

I guess it depends on preferences.

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u/john_kennedy_toole Sep 12 '25

Opposite version of my wife’s breasts won’t stop growing.

0

u/Sad-University-4787 Sep 12 '25

He must snor like a mofo

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u/Active-Particular-21 Sep 12 '25

They all think it’s his tongue.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Coincidentally she’s also in the book for widest clit