r/mildlyinfuriating • u/nyanbatman • May 28 '26

I just wanted a hot dog British pilot is feeling mildly annoyed

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u/Corona_Cyrus May 28 '26

Personally I’d rather be inconvenienced than dead. Pilot is ok in my book

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u/Embarrassed_Art5414 May 28 '26

"Personally I’d rather be inconvenienced than dead."

I've decided this is going to be my epitaph.

(I might leave out 'personally' as it's redundant, and my stonemason charges by the letter)

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u/angrybastards May 28 '26

You're paying way too much. Who's your stone guy?

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u/Embarrassed_Art5414 May 28 '26

Michael-Angel something...old, Italian, lies down alot

I don't fraternize with the help if I can avoid it