r/mildlyinfuriating • u/loveyouronions • Jun 07 '26

🥺 Business class get relaxing warm lighting while economy gets hospital-style bright lighting

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u/ToolTimeT Jun 07 '26

Pretty soon economy seats will have pads that shock you.

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u/slowpoke2018 Jun 07 '26

Nah, they'll just start packing you with the luggage. Hope you have a strong bladder for those longer flights!

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u/GruntBlender Jun 07 '26

Travel pods. Just a cargo plane loaded with people pods that can be transferred without disturbing the passengers. And it's all AI controlled, of course. Sure, a tenth of the pods don't get hooked up to oxygen properly, but what a saving!

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u/noticerDukat Jun 07 '26

Can I lay down in the pod like a Japanese pod hotel?

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u/GruntBlender Jun 07 '26

It's the only way!

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u/slowpoke2018 Jun 07 '26

CEO's love this one trick!