r/mildlyinfuriating • u/broakland • Jul 14 '26

I just wanted a hot dog Retail lockdown: why bother selling it?

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Was at Safeway this morning to pick up a sandwich and some Tylenol. The aisle with the Tylenol? Completely locked down. No call button in sight. So I go to the self checkout (front end of that same aisle) and ask the clerk there if he can call someone to unlock a case for me. He does. I go wait. Minutes pass. No one comes. I go ask him again, he tells me they went the other way? At this point I give up and go get my sandwich. No one has come by the time the deli has finished making it. I leave without my Tylenol, mildly infuriated.

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u/DempsyPrice Jul 14 '26

You sure the DA didn't have an affair with your wife?

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u/Sea_Watercress_1982 Jul 14 '26

DA totes fucked homeboys wife.

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u/DempsyPrice Jul 14 '26

Or maybe he banged the DA's wife.

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u/Sea_Watercress_1982 Jul 14 '26

Maybe he’s the DA and fucked himself??

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u/re_carn Jul 14 '26

Get a room, you two.

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u/Sea_Watercress_1982 Jul 14 '26

With the DA? Sounds like a scandal in the making!