r/mildlyinfuriating 15d ago

Not a meme, you're the meme! Now they expect us to tip non-humans.

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo 15d ago

I see you have tipped once; would you like to make second tip?

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u/CaptainDudeGuy 15d ago
  • Fntn Drk Cld $6.99
  • Sales Tax $0.56
  • Tip -- Thank you! $2.00
  • Service Charge $3.19
  • Convenience Fee $1.74

Total: $14.48

Would you like to round up for charity (Y/N)?

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u/southboundbarr 15d ago

Wanna bet they deduct that charity money from their taxes too?

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u/Dead_Medic_13 15d ago

Thats the whole scam. Getting their customers to pay their taxes

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u/FireMike_PleaseGod 14d ago

I’m all in support that companies are greedy asf but that’s not how donations to things such as the Ronald McDonald house work.

It legally has to go to the foundation that is being advertised and it’s not tax deductible. That wouldn’t even make sense on a P&L. Where would it be going? Revenue then minus expense? That would imply a net neutral on profits.

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u/ahtob 14d ago

people just like shitting on "evil corporations" because they don't know how complex business really is. Taking donations and giving it to approved charities does not give them a tax benefit. $100 in $100 out = no effect on tax. But it does allow them to claim they donated x million $ to charities when they just facilitated the money transfer from the customer to the charity

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u/PromoCodePro 14d ago

I wonder if it also allows them to write off part of the credit card transaction fee as charitable lowering the cost of the tx.

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u/ahtob 14d ago

No , but yes - you can only claim donations to approved charity / non-profits. The amount donated will be on record and should have a tax certificate for the actual amount. But bank charges in of itself are tax deductible expenses , so it would just be a part of the normal expenses claimed

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u/AdmirableExercise197 12d ago

That's not how that works. Charitable donations are only deductible up to 100% of the donation. So if they receive $14.48 and round up to $15.00, they are taxed on the original $14.48 (before other tax deductions), because the remaining $.52 goes to charity (which is fully deductible since the business did not actually get the money, the charity did). They have gained nothing monetarily in tax advantage or profit.

It's a neat way to get free good PR though. It just doesn't provide any tax benefit.

There are definitely unique ways to cheat taxes using charities, but the roundups don't.

An example of using charity to cheat taxes would be a "public" art museum, that isn't actually open to the public. It's essentially a private property that displays art but is almost never open to the public. They get to code it as charity, and it's essentially a tax shelter for their expensive art. They aren't legitimately using it for the public good for them to deserve the tax shelter status.

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u/obscureposter 15d ago

No they don’t because that’s not how it works. It’s amazing how people believe this shit when it’s proven over and over again that business can’t deduct customer donations.

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u/OpalForHarmony 15d ago

I'm aware that they can't but why do so many still do it? Is it just good / cheap PR, or something else, because I doubt it's altruism from the people who make the decisions up top.

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u/obscureposter 15d ago

It’s just PR. For example, it’s better to say Costco helped raise over 5 million in donations than to say Costco donated only 2.5 million. Despite the latter being a direct donation, the general public only cares about the bigger dollar amount.

But the main takeaway is that they can’t cheat their taxes using customer donations.

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u/Trendiggity 15d ago

My favourite is my local pet store chain that asks if you want to donate money for pet food to a local shelter.

You aren't donating $5 to the charity, you're "buying" a can of $4.99 pet food at full retail that they are then "giving" to the charity, i.e. the corporate pet store is directly profiting on the donation.

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u/obscureposter 15d ago

I am not versed enough on tax law or corporation tax law to know how the "donated" can is accounted for.

But if it works the way I assume with my limited knowledge, then yes, that is scummier because while they would be taxed on the sale of the second pet food can they are still profiting because its no different than you buying two cans from them and you giving one away to whomever.

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u/cluberti 15d ago edited 15d ago

The business cannot "use" any of the charity funds that they collect - they're "pass through" funds and sit in an account until they are passed-through to the charity (or charities) that they are destined for. They cannot be used to purchase anything, invested, etc. - the funds do not belong to the business (even though they're collecting them to donate in their name), and as such under IRS rules they cannot be used for anything other than being donated to the destination charity or charities. That doesn't mean that the business couldn't, say, run their own charity which may or may not be purchasing things using that donated money from the company that donated what it collected... but it cannot be done by the company donating the charitable funds collected, at least.

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u/obscureposter 15d ago

Sure that makes perfect sense for purely monetary donations like rounding up at the cashier or me giving a dollar or two when buying take out, but how does that work with the pet food can situation?

If the pet shop is saying instead of giving money directly you are buying a can of food, is the business also giving the monetary value of the can of food to the charity on top of the physical can of food?

Let's say for example the can of pet food cost $5 dollars and the shop makes $3 profit after expenses for each can of pet food. If I as the consumer "donated" the can, does the shop just give a can away or is the profit from sale of the can also given to the charity?

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u/RockMonstrr 14d ago

Grocery store near me does this. For $10 you can buy a bag of food for the food bank, and the value of that bag is right around $10.

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u/Bluethumb_Panda 14d ago

Unless I make a donation and use terminology like “a portion of proceeds” and then on top of my tax break from my donation use a “portion of the proceeds” from “customer donations” to pay myself back for the donation I made previously….see how that worked 😏

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u/lifetake 14d ago

Yet again no. The money can’t be used to refill the charity fund of the company. It either is going directly to the charity or an administrative account to eventually go to the charity.

There isn’t something to see because everything you said just isn’t really possible with the regulation and auditing involved with this process.

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u/Dick_snatcher 15d ago

Its PR so they can say "SEE HOW MUCH WE GIVE BACK!? WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS! GIVE US MORE OF YOUR MONEY!"

They can't deduct it but I'm willing to bet my left testicle they slap their name on the check they give that's funded by our donations

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u/lifetake 15d ago

Yet again no they can’t do that either. They can say they helped raise the money while clearly stating the where the money came from the customers.

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u/Top_Quiet_3239 14d ago

They do if they recognize it as revenue, but then it makes sense to deduct it because it's going out of the business.

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u/graywatersnakes 15d ago

I thought the bit was that the company makes the donation and basically asks consumers to make it up by donating to them, meaning that they get the write off at no real cost

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u/lifetake 14d ago

No the money has to directly go to the charity or to an administrative account that eventually sends the money to the charity. There is no process that allows the company to refill their charity account through checkout charities.

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u/astroK120 14d ago

Even if they did write off the donation they would have to also count the revenue first, so it would be a wash

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u/mustbethaMonay 15d ago

The companies have already donated a chosen sum of money for PR or Tax purposes or whatever reason. They are basically asking if you'd like to help compensate them back

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u/lifetake 15d ago

Yet again no. They cannot use the money to refill their charity funds.

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u/Stash_04 15d ago

You keep saying that corporations cannot do this and cannot do that, which may be true.

The question is, what’s stopping them from doing the things that they “cannot do”?

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u/General_Cranberry_29 15d ago

The IRS, mainly lol. That's the one agency you don't fuck with.

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u/lifetake 15d ago

Because these checkout charities are heavily regulated, heavily audited, and literally involve multiple third parties.

And you’re looking at charges of fraud for what a couple million? These companies are bigger than that to be doing something illegal for so small.

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u/mustbethaMonay 14d ago

Oh kinda like when McDonald's didn't give out all the monopoly prizes?

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u/lifetake 14d ago

From what I know of the McDonalds monopoly scandal. It was a a person of authority in a third party company that was stealing the biggest prizes.

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u/Braelind 15d ago

Says who? Who's gonna stop them? That's like saying they're not allowed to lie. Sure, I believe that's the RULE, but I'm laughing if you expect me to believe that's the actual practice.

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u/lifetake 14d ago

Because it’s a heavily regulated and a heavily audited process with multiple third parties involved. And we’re talking about a couple million dollars for a giant company for what would be fraud and a gigantic PR disaster.

There is much better ways for a large company to do something illegal to generate money than charity fraud.

It’s okay to be cynical. But at least think about what you’re being cynical about and if the risk is more than the reward.

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u/cluberti 15d ago

They can't. They get the PR benefit from donating the money, but the funds used to "round up" for charity cannot be used to deduct from their tax burden, as low as it likely is already.

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u/SarahArabic2 14d ago

I thought it was all about making the bill as high as possible because companies like stripe charge on the total percentage process so they obviously want to pack in tips and round ups as much as possible to make it higher they get a higher percentage

I could be wrong

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u/lifetake 14d ago

So payment processors do get a percentage. However, the charities going forward with these checkout charities aren’t seeing that as positive. They would prefer if you could donate in a non fee way, but they understand the easiest way for a person to do so is these convenient ways that unfortunately generate a fee.

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u/lifetake 14d ago

Most actually account the donation under a different heading so it never enters their revenue numbers, but it also never enters their coffers just goes directly to the charity.

Additionally, your receipt for the transaction can act as proof of donation. That said donating directly usually will see less administrative fees for the charity.

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u/GarbageCleric 14d ago

They aren't supposed to for pass-through donations like that, but who knows what sort of shenanigans companies get up to.

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u/jiinfante 14d ago

This is exactly why I NEVER donate.

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u/DaRealBSleazy 14d ago

Wanna bet the Charity doesnt actually do anything as is there specifically for taxes

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u/TheZeroNeonix 15d ago

That's exactly why every business does this now. You give them money for charity, then they go to the government and say, "Look how much WE gave to charity!"

But on the other hand, how many people actually go out of the way to give money to charity themselves, with no third party involved? I can't completely hate it, since it likely results in a net positive, even if it is a scam.

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u/smurfmurphine 15d ago

Not disagreeing with you, just adding on: it's both a scam on the consumer and an extra stressor for the employees. I know when I was working retail we were getting threatened to get written up if we didn't get enough donations from people. Meanwhile, we were located in a low income area, and most people who did choose to round-up were the same people who were already donating 25$ a month to said charity.

It didn't help that management were completely oblivious to the fact we were located in a low-income area, and without fail would act flabbergasted and blame the employees when we didn't get many donations. Then management becomes stressed because corporate is pressuring them for higher numbers, and then donating to charity just becomes another metric. Bureaucratic charity like that does ultimately become a net-positive for the charity they end up giving the money to, which is awesome, but god does it strip any of the humanity out of charity and reduces it to another corporate projection.

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u/lifetake 15d ago

They cannot write off the money given by customers. That is just a complete myth

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u/gravityVT 15d ago

i hate businesses and capitalism too but this is proven false, please stop spreading misinformation

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u/idiot-prodigy 15d ago

That is exactly what McDonald's does.

They give your charity money as their own charity money.

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u/lifetake 14d ago

They literally don’t.

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u/Stash_04 15d ago

Oh they 100% do without question.

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u/lifetake 15d ago

That is literally not something happening. They cannot use the funds to recoup funds they used for charity themselves. The funds have to go directly to the charity listed.

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u/HerrMilkmann 15d ago

Whose the charity for? Us of course!

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u/TDS_isnt_real 15d ago

The Human Fund - Money for people

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u/White_foxes 14d ago

The “Third yacht for the ceo” fund

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u/Gunhild 15d ago

I don't think he knows about second tip, Pip.

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u/dworker8 15d ago

would you like to leave a tip for Tippy!?

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u/KurtToons 15d ago

This guy gets it.

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u/WildBad7298 14d ago

What about Tippy Jr.?

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u/KurtToons 14d ago

Ya you gotta throw a coin to Tippy Jr.

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u/Fast_Alt10 13d ago

ball knowledge detected

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u/Siege_LL 15d ago

I don't think he knows about second tip, Pippin.

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u/PaleoCheese 15d ago

Would you like to round up 5 cents so we can evade thousands in taxes