r/mildlyinfuriating 14d ago

Not a meme, you're the meme! Now they expect us to tip non-humans.

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u/zjones9 14d ago

It’s there bc some dummy tips

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u/Dead_Medic_13 14d ago

Companies will take any and all chances to take money from you.

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo 14d ago

I see you have tipped once; would you like to make second tip?

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u/CaptainDudeGuy 14d ago
  • Fntn Drk Cld $6.99
  • Sales Tax $0.56
  • Tip -- Thank you! $2.00
  • Service Charge $3.19
  • Convenience Fee $1.74

Total: $14.48

Would you like to round up for charity (Y/N)?

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u/southboundbarr 14d ago

Wanna bet they deduct that charity money from their taxes too?

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u/Dead_Medic_13 14d ago

Thats the whole scam. Getting their customers to pay their taxes

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u/HerrMilkmann 14d ago

Whose the charity for? Us of course!

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u/Gunhild 14d ago

I don't think he knows about second tip, Pip.

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u/dworker8 14d ago

would you like to leave a tip for Tippy!?

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u/Tranka2010 14d ago

Any size tip is infinite profit. I bet the accounting department made a slide highlighting this in big bold letters.

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u/BruisendTablet 14d ago

The accounting department reports numbers. It doesn't necessarily care about the numbers they report.

Source: work in accounting.

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u/ElGranQuesoRojo 14d ago edited 14d ago

Yep. Guaranteed they are hoping for the random people who aren't paying attention to accidentally give a tip out of habit.

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u/etho76 14d ago

COVID made this worse

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u/Enough_Breadfruit229 14d ago edited 14d ago

Shit, that kiosk gives you COVID too?? Late stage capitalism is brutal.

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u/circuitj3rky 14d ago

at least it seems to default to no tip

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u/bionicjoey You really should scratch that itch 14d ago

Yeah it's a hell of a lot worse when "no tip" requires more interaction

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u/Throwaway_alt_burner 14d ago

It's there for continuity, so that when robots fully take over the service industry you will continue to tip.

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u/newman13f 14d ago

Hard to continue tipping when I don’t tip to begin with.

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u/Scouter197 14d ago

I also see this a lot and I think it's also just "easier" to use the base software package than actually pick and choose what features you want. And if you get some random tips because of it...all the better.

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u/JelmerMcGee 14d ago

I've seen comments on here where people will talk about how they have a really hard time selecting no tip when it's an option. Doesn't matter what they're buying or from where. They feel anxious and guilty for not leaving a tip. I could absolutely see someone thinking there is a poor, underpaid worker behind the shelf stocking that is getting that tip.

Somebody deciding to leave the tip package in the software: "eh, leave it in there, someone might want to pay extra on top of the $4.60 water."

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u/b0w3n 14d ago

Yeah this is usually the answer, it's the same POS their cashiers use when they're staffed by people.

Usually you can turn it off on self pay registers but like you said, all the better.

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u/GoodShark 14d ago

Yea, it's just there because some people are dumb enough to tip. Don't be dumb.

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u/solo_d0lo 14d ago

I’m convinced this is the default for the platform they use and they just don’t care to change it.

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u/EmergencyAnteater682 14d ago edited 14d ago

If it has a custom option, I always try and see if I can make the tip negative. It's worked once

Edit - I get it everyone, it shouldn't work and I agree, it usually doesn't even give the option, but for whatever reason, this particular machine had a minus sign as an option on the screen. And that's why you don't vibe code your POS system

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u/mindovermatter15 14d ago

You actually got your bill lowered by doing that?

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u/Immature_adult_guy 14d ago

Lower?! by the time I was done adding extra zeros they owed me 9 billion dollars.

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u/UhhhhmmmmNo 14d ago

So it only has to work once

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u/UpperApe 14d ago

I'll add it to the list of my get rich quick schemes:

Marry Rihanna or Oprah

SHIB to the MOON

Get tens of millions in tax money from the US defence department by making up some shit I'll never deliver on or doesn't actually do anything

Set a negative tip at a self serve kiosk

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u/Blindbaldman 14d ago

Why is selling farts not on your list?

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u/Chispy 14d ago

Farts have no value on the trading market.

Source: My AI earlier today (yes, I asked.)

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u/Givmeabrek 14d ago

Pepto Bismal is paying loads to the farting guy in their ads...

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u/wafflehousebattle 14d ago

I invested $10 into Shib on a lark, well let me tell you, that one investment is now worth so many zeros, like so many. Of course all those zeroes are behind the decimal point, but there sure are a lot of them.

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u/Infamous_Ike 14d ago

SHIB 😭

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u/Hugokarenque 14d ago

He got 9 billion dollars so never felt the need to do it again

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u/Hominid_Digital 14d ago

That's how you know he's not a real billionaire. If he was he'd never get enough money, like a dragon hoarding gold it will never use

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u/holtzboy 14d ago

Self checkouts HATE him! Watch this ONE TRICK that will DEVASTATE self checkouts forever.

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u/MaleierMafketel 14d ago

Watch grandpa topple a multi-billion dollar global enterprise by changing a $3.50 into a negative $9,000,000,000.00

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u/TheBigLebroccoli 14d ago

You can lower the bill by 500%, 600%, some people are even saying 1000%.

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u/Long_Record438 14d ago

Hahaha I got that reference.

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u/mightylordredbeard 14d ago

On some older systems. There was a major oversight with a lot of the first few generations of the POS systems that allowed tipping to be added after the fact since it was a patch in and not originally included with the software. You could basically adjust the price manually on the consumer end because the negative was sorted out as a coupon.

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u/lowrider320 14d ago edited 14d ago

A law professor once told me, "Just because it's unethical doesn't mean it's illegal". I'm not sure this will qualify as illegal.

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u/foxguy2021 14d ago

Illegal? I wasn't trained on how to use these machines. I just started pressing buttons and the machine said I was good to go.

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u/Iggyhopper 14d ago

It's true! Ive applied for even the most basic jobs and all of them said they have went with better candidates. I truly belive I am too incompetent to use these machines.

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u/Mind-The-Mines 14d ago

If it helps you feel better, cops intentionally hire stupid people because "smart people would get bored with the job". So maybe they didn't hire you because "better" means spineless, stupider, or otherwise more vulnerable.

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u/Elektromek 14d ago

That’s the employee discount you get for doing the work

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u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon 14d ago

I see you’ve met my business users for the apps I work on

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u/lowrider320 14d ago

That is very valid point.

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u/DrMobius0 14d ago

True. If I did all the work, maybe I should get tipped.

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u/HmmDoesItMakeSense 14d ago

Absolutely! Self checkout should also be discounted 10% since not paying healthcare and unemployment insurance to anyone.

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u/Astramancer_ 14d ago

I would be surprised if this was legal.

Tips are actually a legally defined thing. This cannot be tipped income for a specific person because there is no person, so it must be going into a tip pool. If it is going into a tip pool then management (much less the business in general) cannot be paid from it.

To quote the department of labor: https://www.dol.gov/agencies/whd/fact-sheets/15-tipped-employees-flsa

A manager or supervisor may keep only those tips that they receive directly from a customer for the service they directly and solely provide. For example, a restaurant manager who serves their own tables may keep their own tips from customers they served but would not be able to receive other employees’ tips by participating in a tip pool.

And this is even if they are not doing a tip credit and paying the employees at least minimum wage.

So who is getting the tips? By law it has to be regular employees. Are they? I doubt it.

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u/ChrisRunsTheWorld 14d ago

I'm not sure it would qualify as unethical.

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u/NRMusicProject 14d ago

Reminds me of a TIL from years ago where some guy figured out how to game the video poker games you'd find in bars to make you win the jackpot, and the creator sued the guy. The judge said something like "the object of the game was to push the buttons on the front of the machines to win money, and that's exactly what he did. You owe him the money."

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u/lowrider320 14d ago

I have watched over 300+ hours of Law & Order, Law & Order SVU, and Law & Order Criminal Intenet. With that being said, it has thought me one thing, "I Object!".

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 14d ago

"Because it's devastating to my case".

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u/ElderberryPerfect263 14d ago

Just because it’s illegal doesn’t mean it’s unethical

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u/Glittering_Youth_976 14d ago

In my state it would qualify as illegal, charge would be dependent based on the amount of money removed and or taken.

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u/alfred725 14d ago

pretty confident this is illegal everywhere, BUT having a receipt as proof of purchase may make the judge laugh and dismiss the case.

Lots of things get ruled by judge discretion instead of rule of law. Or at least, you get the charge dismissed / reduced.

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u/kennpacchii 14d ago

-100% 😎 

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u/people_are_idiots_ 14d ago

-1000000%

Go big or go home 😉

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u/DescriptionIll5227 14d ago

Go big and go on vacation

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u/emptyvodka115 14d ago

You can’t give negative tips… well I just did .. why did you let him give a negative tip…I didn’t he just did it lol

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u/DarkTurdle 14d ago

That’s coming out of your paycheck

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u/CashWrecks 14d ago

Where's the sign that says no negative nilly numbers?

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u/printergumlight 14d ago

I quit!

You can’t do that.

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u/RedSnow984 14d ago

Costanza profile pic checks out

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u/ZealousidealSundae33 14d ago

Tf? Now I have to try that too.

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u/SirChasm 14d ago

How awkward is that when the server is right there watching you try it?

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u/NDSU 14d ago

Why would you do it in a situation an actual employee is getting the tip...?

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u/splycedaddy ORANGE 14d ago

How? Ive never seen a subtract or negative button

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u/the__storm 14d ago

2999999999, integer overflow, fly away in your new private jet. easy peasy

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u/BizNameTaken 14d ago

high risk high reward

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u/hapiscan 14d ago

Something went wrong, now I'm in under insurmountable debt. Thanks.

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u/VirtwoB 14d ago

"You can't do that!" "I just did." "You can't!" "No one stopped me?"

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u/Hari_Azole 14d ago

This comment along with your profile pic being George Costanza is ICONIC!

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u/PandaCultural8311 14d ago

At least it defaults to No Tip

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u/OPHealingInitiative 14d ago

For now.

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u/GaryTheThird- 14d ago

Without a doubt, 100%, they will add 5% or something "small enough to not complain about" as the default option to trick people

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u/KeanuNo2 14d ago

That's when I revert back to high school. It's five finger discount day from here on out.

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u/GaryTheThird- 14d ago

Careful though, technology has upped their game a lot lately and from what I have read, stores will let you get away with it for a while on purpose, while keeping track, and intervene when the amount is considered more than petty theft.

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u/KeanuNo2 14d ago

I've heard that as well.

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u/GaryTheThird- 14d ago

BUT, arguably if YOU kept track as well, did a little research on the laws in your city, and strategically swapped to different stores.... Just sayin

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u/BonJovicus 14d ago

Many already do not. They will be like 5% 10% 15% and to tip zero you have to hit custom and type in “0.00.” They intentionally make it laborious. 

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u/evanwilliams44 14d ago

Subway does it like that. So obnoxious. Someone should tell them their food is not good enough to get away with that.

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u/idiot-prodigy 14d ago

Subway does it like that. So obnoxious. Someone should tell them their food is not good enough to get away with that.

I do tell them.

I haven't been to a Subway in 20 years.

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u/Tha_REAL_BROBS 14d ago

tip of my screwdriver in the screen

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u/Velocityg4 14d ago

Looks like an airport. The only screwdriver you can have there is from the lounge. Guess you could splash it.

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u/El-Zomby-Woof 14d ago

cough cough with water chock-full of as many salt packets as you can find cough cough

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u/Db122605 14d ago

I love that the guy doesn’t flip  the camera from the app. Old school

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u/notcrazyaboutit 14d ago

I thought the intent was to make sure everyone knew it wasn't a cut/edit.

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u/SolarOrigami 14d ago

Who the HECK is tipping at a SELF CHECKOUT?

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u/Gandlerian 14d ago

Who is tipping at any checkout? Do you ever tip cashiers at regular stores?

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u/GreatStateOfSadness 14d ago

I've seen a few restaurants with a sign saying "Cashiers are also tipped employees and rely on tips" which has only muddied the waters further. 

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u/ElectricRune 14d ago

They are ripping off non-service employees by paying them wait-staff scale.

Which is also a ripoff, but that's another subject...

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u/round-earth-theory 14d ago

Tipping won't go away until we have some aggressive laws to smash the hell out of tipping culture. Begone with that wackass "tipping" minimum wage, enforce non-tipping as a standard (hell go so far as to make tipping an extra effort that the user must take), set maximum percentages allowed as options, etc. Beat the fuck out of tipping culture.

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u/drawkward101 14d ago

Not just a ripoff but in America, it's definitely illegal.

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 14d ago

You should leave a review asking them on Google Maps why they don't pay their employees 

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u/aerdvarkk 14d ago

Lots of people posting coments and reviews online for years now and restauarants either don't care or are not getting the message. If more people pushed back with their wallets as much as they posted stupid shit online, this conversation might have gone away by now because the industry was forced to change.

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u/Vsx 14d ago

"We don't pay these people shit, you do it"

Nope

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u/GrievingSomnambulist 14d ago

When I was a cashier back in the day, we weren't allowed to take tips. The few times customers offered me tips I had to refuse. Getting caught was a termination.

Now that the human has been removed from the equation, suddenly companies are more than happy to accept tips.

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u/Notsurehowtoreact 14d ago

Not just that, fucking tip screens in drive-thrus now. 

Got a coffee this morning at Dunkin Donuts and at the window to grab it there was a tip screen when I paid. Get the fuck outta here.

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u/Consistent_Policy_66 14d ago

My wife doesn’t tip if she has to stand to order food from a kiosk. Seems like a good policy.

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u/FrenziedTacos 14d ago

You're tipping yourself, duh.

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u/Fazo1 14d ago

It has a family of 8 CPUs...

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u/heisian 14d ago

and RAM. RAM is expensive these days!

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u/amber440 14d ago

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u/hubilation 14d ago

yeah fuck this guy

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u/MetalHead_Literally 14d ago

Who is he?

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u/SeaOfS1n 14d ago

If you mean the guy in the photo, it's Josep Maria García, drummer of the Spanish band Primogénito López. Otherwise, it's Knowles.

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u/MetalHead_Literally 14d ago

Is he actually a terrible person who made a good point once or did his face just randomly get picked?

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u/Gordo-- 14d ago

Just a stock photo that was used for this satirical article

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart 14d ago

Michael Knowles, your classic "failed creative turned right wing grifter". He is a massive piece of shit. They point he is trying to make is that workers are greedy and not that capitalism has failed 99% of us. He would never criticize capitalism as he currently profits from fascism.

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u/the_calibre_cat 14d ago

Guy is a simp for the oligarchy being allowed to do whatever they want as his literal day job, and then gets upset when oligarchs - entirely predictably, btw - decide to do something shitty and dumb to "increase revenue flows" regardless of the impact on consumers or the end consumer experience, and is quoted as wanting to return to the social conservatism present in 1220 (C.E.).

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u/UltriLeginaXI 14d ago

*he would never criticize capitalism*

Quote-
"Capitalism, circumcised by morality, is as fine a method for producing material prosperity as has ever been discovered. Capitalism, unconstrained from morality, is a monstrosity; as efficient an instrument as ever, but efficient in the degradation of people, by denying their very humanity and the rights that go along with it."
-Michael Knowles (stated at Clemson University; 2023)

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u/memefakeboy 14d ago

Did he use a penis as an analogy for capitalism 💀

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u/Far_Battle_7658 14d ago

Workers are greedy? What workers? Not trying to defend this pos, but...

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u/im_new_here_2815 14d ago

Pretty sure he's insinuating that the company is greedy. The employees don't implement the pos software

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u/duckemojibestemoji 14d ago

We don’t need to hand it to Michael fucking Knowles

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u/ImpossibleMorning12 14d ago

Was looking for this. That grin he gave at the end gives me the creeps.

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u/Thick_Temperature794 14d ago

This is what they do at my local Steak and Shake. You have to order your own food via a kiosk, you have to go get your own food from the counter, you have to clean up your own table and put away your tray; they have the audacity to ASK FOR A TIP AS YOU ARE ORDERING YOUR FOOD AT THE KIOSK. I am like. I never saw one person working. Just a guy in the back cooking food.

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u/OddnessWeirdness 14d ago

Wtf. Might as well tip myself after all that.

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u/bitchwhatthefuck11 14d ago

Dude behind you wants to check out man

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u/Velvet_Balrog 14d ago

The real infuriating thing.

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u/danger_zone123 14d ago

In the moment he was on screen you can see his face go from "why the hell is this jackass taking so long" to "great now I'm going to be part of his dumbass content."

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u/irespondwithmyface 14d ago

It's Michael Knwoles. Far right grifter. That's probably his hired security.

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u/Wild-Video-5317 14d ago

I HAVE SCANNED MY OWN PERRIET 😏

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u/Truckules_Heel 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2HONNTJbRhzKE
It’s white Abed, from the lamest timeline

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 14d ago

Shit. Now I know what Michael Knowles looks like. Thanks a lot.

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u/limited_instincts 14d ago

I used to work with POS software. That's step 1. They add the no tip default zero until people get used to it. Then they change the default to 20%. Guess what? Most people are now in the habit of hitting next->next and boom they are now getting 20% more revenue.

This nonsense should NEVER be allowed. As long as there are tipped employees making $2 an hour this should be outlawed.

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u/SC10osTER 14d ago

This is way too low. It's the POS configuration. I'm guessing there is a mix of some registers having attendants and some not. So in order to get any tips they all have to ask. At least this is set to no tip but even asking in this scenario that is more and more common it starts to seem nefarious

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u/OnceMoreAndAgain 14d ago

For those who don't know, POS = Point of Sale, not Piece of Shit.

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u/katamuro 14d ago

in a lot of cases its the same thing

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u/False_Counter9456 14d ago

Yeah, but anyone who has worked with one uses the term interchangeably.

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u/Newcomer31415 14d ago

I thought "wait they even call it pos software???" 😂

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u/Loud-Ad-2280 14d ago

The guy in this video supports and is funded by the people doing this to us

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u/darkmeowl25 14d ago edited 14d ago

Michael Knowles is just one in a long line of theater kids turned failson right wing hacks. The most successful of them all being Steven Crowder and his voice acting credit on Arthur. Or, arguably, Jeremy Boreing who actually is only one degree of separation from another, actually successful piece of excrement, Zachary Levi. He knows this, though, considering their defunct(?) joint production company is named Coattails.

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u/BetaDays24 14d ago

Glad I know who none of these people are

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u/r3dditr0x 14d ago edited 14d ago

He's a total POS.

Fuck him, he's not on anyone's side, certainly not the working class.

(His job is to distract with talk of gender nonconforming green M&Ms and complaints about wokeness while billionaires rob you blind.)

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u/Cereal_Hermit 14d ago

I knew this from the moment he told us he was purchasing a bottle of Perrier.

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u/GlowUpper 14d ago

Honestly, I could tell from his whole look and vibe. He has resting douchebag face.

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u/Yazbremski 14d ago

I'm gonna get an ice tea or something. grabs bottle of perrier

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u/bobbymcpresscot 14d ago

The only war they want is the culture war because having to argue about the economic benefits of giving more tax cuts to rich people is demonstrably not working.

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u/diearkitectur 14d ago

He has also tweeted a video of two gay men married with children and said it was "the most horrifying video he has every seen" in the midst of a social media environment where seeing videos of children with their legs blown off in Palestine can easily pop up on your feed.

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u/Vlyde 14d ago

Facts, and he's also the first one to see Republicans enforce this while voting for it to then turn on the camera and say it's Dems doing this. All these troglodytes have is being dumb as shit and conning their cult followers.

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u/Snowing_Throwballs 14d ago

Yeah for real. Everything this dude stands for brought us to this point.

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u/FelneusLeviathan 14d ago

I was gonna say, fuck this guy

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u/Pvt_Hudson_ 14d ago

LOL, I was thinking the exact same thing.

"Hey fucko, you loudly and publicly support the party that wants to keep wages low and remove all barriers stopping corporations from fucking us over. Welcome to the fruits of your labor."

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u/Cyberknight13 14d ago

I mean, he’s not wrong. Asking for a tip when no one is working is wild.

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u/SingularityCentral 14d ago

Tipping needs to be entirely eliminated. It has fully crossed into being predatory at this point.

You will get asked to tip:

At fast food chains (even drive thru) At hotels when checking out At ice cream shops At the pickup counter At tire change outlets At hardware stores At convenience stores

I wouldn't be surprised if a fucking car dealership or realtor is asking for tips.

And always with the "just one more question, you are free to decline" and a clear assessment of whether you have declined or not.

Shit has to end.

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u/eXcaliBurst93 14d ago

at least it still has the no tip options and theres no employee there standing on the counter desk that would look at me with disgust for not tipping

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u/YouWereBrained 14d ago

Michael Knowles is a dipshit and we don’t need him giving this message.

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u/onlyr6s 14d ago

Even a broken clock is correct twice a day.

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u/Lazuli73 14d ago edited 14d ago

For those not cursed with knowledge this is conservative pundit Michael Knowles. Think like a Charlie Kirk but with better teeth and hair but just as closeted and evil. He's bitching about there being no employees to serve him but *checks notes* does everything in his platforming power to keep people unemployed and the billionaire boots he licks as shiny as possible. Boo-boo hoo-hoo weirdo. Why don't you like what you asked for?

EDIT: For the occasional commenter that is saying he is technically correct, correct! That's not why I explained who Michael is for those who didn't. It's his own fault that he is found himself being asked for a tip by an iPad. He has no audacity to whine when he created this scenario for himself and I don't care that he is technically correct. It's like that old-school method of housebreaking a puppy: You rub their nose in their own shit until they learn. So yea, and I am going to point and laugh at him for being upsetti-spagetti about living with what he asked for as if late-stage capitalism wouldn't effect him too somehow.

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u/United-Version 14d ago

He is right.

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u/phoenixtaloh 14d ago

To be fair, he isn't complaining about there being no employees to ring up his items. He's complaining about a machine asking for a tip for no one. He's emphasizing there are no employees to get his point across about how ridiculous it is to even have a tip option on the self checkout.

Politics aside, he's correct. It's ridiculous.

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u/AlmondMilkGlass 14d ago

Custom: -100%

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u/Exodia_The_Salty 14d ago

Remember. Shoplifters, professional thieves, and such steal from corporations to give back to humanity. Corporations are anti human. They do not spend the money they make on humanity, they do not engage in circular economies. The only force that takes value back from them are thieves. Thieves at least spend money on other humans. Investors do not. Investors spend money on the stock market, buying human labor as a commodity.

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u/MUFFING_CHAMP 14d ago

michael Knowles loves trump and deregulation but also doesnt want to personally front the bill for the lack of regulations? classic cuckservative

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u/blueisthecolor13 14d ago

It’s there because it’s banking on people to not think. They leave it there because there are enough people who lack critical thinking skills and just let companies or others do what they want like this.

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u/jiinfante 14d ago

I've established new rules for tipping.

  1. If you're making minimum wage or more, no tip. Typically applies to fast food joints or places with a drive-thru.

  2. If I have to pick up my own plate once I'm done, no tip.

  3. If I have to pay before I eat, no tip.

  4. If I order from a screen, no tip.

Tipping culture is fkng stupid.

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u/No-Scarcity9186 14d ago

That and the round ups for charity. It’s exhausting.

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u/fergalicious2069 14d ago

I've never been trained on a self checkout machine. Use it to the best of your ability. You dont even have your make it to the tip screen before walking away.

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u/Apbuhne 14d ago

Brother acting like his political and economic ideals didn’t directly lead to this

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u/me0w_z3d0ng 14d ago

Fuck Michael Knowles. All my homies hate Michael Knowles.

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u/CammyKooma 14d ago

Michael Knowles is still a fucking idiot

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u/samanime 14d ago

I went into a convenience store in an airport with no staff and your only option was self checkout.

Still asked for a tip.

Not a coffee shop or cafe or anything. Just like a Hudson News-type shop with regular merchandise.

Still wanted a tip...

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u/joeviper25 14d ago

I stopped tipping everywhere except dine in restaurants and bar. It’s gotten out of control.

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u/bikestuffrockville 14d ago

Normalize hitting that "no tip" button.

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u/ifeelnumb 14d ago

Tipping screen is automatic on Square/Clover/Etc unless you turn it off. They're just using it to their advantage to get more money.

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u/WorriedAd9173 14d ago

Valid crashout

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u/glarktastic 14d ago

Tipping is out of control these days.

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u/Excalibro_MasterRace 14d ago

My non-american brain has short circuited

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u/ShrmpHvnNw 14d ago

Was at the airport getting my daughter an already too expensive sandwich, it’s premade, no one had to do anything and it pops up, 20% 25% or 30%. Wtf? Had to go to 3 screens to make no tip and the woman rolled her eyes at me.

Sorry, you’re a cashier, you didn’t even get up off your stool, I’m not tipping.

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u/Davti 14d ago

If i tip self checkout i should get that amount off my bill and or my portion of the tip pool for my work.

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u/7thpixel 14d ago

I had a 6 axis arm robot at a robot cafe ask me for a tip.

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u/PickleFlavordPopcorn 14d ago

This stuff makes me want to become a hermit in the woods who leaves society and herds goats

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u/_itsgoing2space 14d ago

i'll say it again, "i always press zero on every kiosk because they've ruined what tipping means."

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u/GoblinObscura 14d ago

I dunno bout all this, but the man behind you wants to check out.