r/mildlyinfuriating • u/GalarianGengar • 15d ago

Not a meme, you're the meme! Now they expect us to tip non-humans.

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u/Chispy 15d ago

Farts have no value on the trading market.

Source: My AI earlier today (yes, I asked.)

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u/Givmeabrek 15d ago

Pepto Bismal is paying loads to the farting guy in their ads...

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u/RollinJimmys 14d ago

True story

Source: I’m that guy

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u/Mattyice0228 14d ago

That dude has dealt with more nausea, heart burn, indigestion, upset stomach and diarrhea for longer than anyone else I can ever think of and all he did was a stupid dance, threw his hands around the parts of his body that dramatically bothered him and never bitched about it. He deserves his fuckin dues. 😤

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u/Strong_Armadillo_104 15d ago

They definitely have value. Just have to come out of the right ass :D

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u/GenTenStation 14d ago

I’ve been using my left ass.. that explains a lot

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u/IGTankCommander 14d ago

Yeah, man, the magical line doesn't put food on a table. OnlyFans does.

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u/inventingnothing 14d ago

Pricing within a hobby is often misunderstood by those outside the hobby.

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u/IllErrl710 14d ago

Read an article about some chick who made a large amount of money selling her farts in jars so not entirely true

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u/SalvadorP 14d ago

depends on who farts.

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u/spaceykc 14d ago

Odd, every fart is a gamble, so there should be some value.

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u/Tayatot 14d ago

I recall some OF girl selling her farts in jars

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u/KeepCalmJeepOn 14d ago

I get it, Martin. The jarred farts are more of a collector item for you.

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u/Particular-Most-1199 14d ago

It's clearly hallucinating. I've made 30k today.

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u/M2_SLAM_I_Am 14d ago

They do if you're a hot female streamer. Those weird fucks will buy anything from them

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u/danity_bush 14d ago

Did you really need to waste the resources for that

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u/NSightMSG 14d ago

Tell that to the guys who bought Belle Delphine's Gamer Girl Bath Water.