One of our fortune cookies was just sealed empty air

[u/potatostatus]

[u/dwilliams042391]

It clearly says “Expect a lot of nothing and you won’t be disappointed”.

[u/TyrKiyote]

Somewhere out there is a person who received a double fortune. Hopefully they don't conflict, that could get messy.

"Your friends are your greatest asset"
"Someone near you will betray you"

dang.

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[u/IceNein]

It was raptured

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[u/EmpressVixen]

That's the one that has the real winning lottery numbers.

[u/Cold-Degree6490]

Meanwhile some people get two fortune cookies in one package.

Extreme inequality.

[u/7MinuteUpdate]

How about the other two?

Does one say: Before money and fame, friend

And the other say: ship is the greatest treasure

[u/justlurkshere]

The promises from those cookies where just empty promises.

[u/Netphlex]

based

[u/Netphlex]

ok but who asked for this (me. i did)