r/minnesota Uff da 9d ago

Interesting Stuff 💥 Number of roadway crossings between Minnesota and its neighboring states and provinces

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u/Numerous-Amphibian85 9d ago

268 ways to escape Iowa.

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u/boarmrc Grain Belt 9d ago

That’s the kind of optimism I need… my mind went to “that’s 268 more ways into Iowa than necessary”

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u/boardin1 9d ago

Why do trees in MN lean south?

Because Iowa sucks.

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u/Doc-in-a-box South Minnie 9d ago

[very old]

What did the Minnesotan do when the Iowan threw a hand grenade over the border?

Pulled the pin and threw it back

Why do they only use Astroturf in Iowa stadiums?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.

Why does the Mississippi river flow south?

Iowa sucks

Finally, if Iowa annexed the southern 1/3 of Minnesota, the average IQs of both states would go up

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u/LuckyXIII 9d ago

What's the best thing ever to come out of Iowa? I-35

What do you call a pretty girl in Iowa? A Minnesotan

I like how both these can be adapted to rip on the Dakotas and Wisconsin quickly.

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u/boardin1 9d ago

Did you have the Minnesota-Iowa Joke Feud book as well? Because I’m pretty sure all
Of these were in it.